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Post by John Boy Walton » Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:41 am

Hi all I'm a highly talented darts player with my best years ahead of me I'm only 53. I believe I can make it big in the pdc but need your help.For some unknown reason as yet ive struggles for my best form but rest assured when I find my form I will wipe the floor with these guys and soon be playing in the pl and showing off my gorgeous wife.Help my dreams come true and give me some money guys you know I can do it.

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Post by TheArrow » Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:51 am

That you, Glen??
It's no mistake retards is an anagram of darters...

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Post by Randall » Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:46 am

I support enough animal charities
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Post by Ali Mauchlen » Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:58 am

Do you supply signed photos John Boy?

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Post by Randall » Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:59 am

More importantly, does your wife?
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Post by M H » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:21 pm

Maybe John Boy should get some tips from another Lakeside champ on how to succeed in the PDC? Hankey springs to mind
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Post by Mike Awesome » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:26 pm

M H wrote:Maybe John Boy should get some tips from another Lakeshite champ on how to succeed in the PDC? Hankey springs to mind
Wallace, Fordham all great successes.

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:00 pm

promote yourself, do you have a gimmick ?
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Post by sirwolfie » Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:33 pm

Players of John Boys class don't need gimmicks Gaz

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:05 pm

sirwolfie wrote:Players of John Boys class don't need gimmicks Gaz

aye very true, his supreme darting ability and charisma is more than enough
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Post by Jobber » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:50 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
sirwolfie wrote:Players of John Boys class don't need gimmicks Gaz

aye very true, his supreme darting ability and charisma is more than enough

Yep, it worked that one time in 2001.

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:52 pm

Jobber wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:
sirwolfie wrote:Players of John Boys class don't need gimmicks Gaz

aye very true, his supreme darting ability and charisma is more than enough

Yep, it worked that one time in 2001.
did it, dont recall any charisma, nor top darts, more like a mid card jobber of a piss poor comp beating even worse jobbers
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Post by Lister of Smeg » Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:44 am

I've not seen John Boys missus. I imagine she looks rather like Andrew Gilding.

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Post by Randall » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:36 am

Lister of Smeg wrote:I've not seen John Boys missus. I imagine she looks rather like Andrew Gilding.
Now you mention it!
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Post by andy a » Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:22 am

Lister of Smeg wrote:I've not seen John Boys missus. I imagine she looks rather like Andrew Gilding.
I suspect you'll be hearing from Gilding's solicitors very shortly over this comment.

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Post by Noisycrowds » Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:58 am

could be worse she could look like durrant

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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:27 pm

The rumour that at the cidercan masters 2009 that Johnboy would not sit with his own wife is a lie
She is so fat no matter where you sat you were sitting next to her.


That was the event where Johnboy introduced the darting world to the first glimpse of the "official yellow begging bucket", I laughed so much that day
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:27 pm

I noticed that John Boy did not make it to Lakeside a few years back

I dialled up his Wikipedia to see if he was still playing. Some of the stuff about him (which has since been deleted), was very interesting, provided it was not a hack-job, which I doubt as it was too specific and not outlandish.
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Post by Justin Credible » Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:52 pm

I did get banned from wikipedia for a while for constantly updating players pages, though I am not responsible for anything that happened on that page
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Mar 30, 2015 3:55 pm

Justin Credible wrote:I did get banned from wikipedia for a while for constantly updating players pages, though I am not responsible for anything that happened on that page
Unless you are an ex-lover of John Boy, I believe you ;)
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