Ways to get the 'Glen Durrant' Look...

[TheArrow]

1. Smash your own face in with a shovel

[daisy mac]

1. Smash your own face in with a shovel

Awesome - A thread about me

Seriously lads you make me feel 10 feet tall

I want to be a 5ft 2 keyboard warrior like 'The Arrow'

[Justin Credible]

remember folks

He is not bothered

[TheArrow]

1. Smash your own face in with a shovel

Awesome - A thread about me

Seriously lads you make me feel 10 feet tall

I want to be a 5ft 2 keyboard warrior like 'The Arrow'

Too easy.

[Justin Credible]

Choker mocking short people now as if 5 foot 2 is something to be mocked.

Cannot be long before he starts making homophobic and racist comments

[TheArrow]

Choker mocking short people now as if 5 foot 2 is something to be mocked.

Cannot be long before he starts making homophobic and racist comments

Plus, I'm 5ft 11 so probably taller than him

[TheArrow]

2. Take a massive dose of ecstasy, keep in mind this is only a short term solution to get that Glen Durrant look and your face will be back to normal in the morning...

[TheArrow]

3. The most effective way to get the sought after Glen Durrant look, put a plastic bag on your head, preferably an Asda or Tesco bag, pour half a litre of vodka over your own head (this will also give you an authentic Glen Durrant smell), then simply set yourself on fire, this will give a permanent melted plastic bag face look. It is rumoured that this is the method Glen himself used...

[daisy mac]

3. The most effective way to get the sought after Glen Durrant look, put a plastic bag on your head, preferably an Asda or Tesco bag, pour half a litre of vodka over your own head (this will also give you an authentic Glen Durrant smell), then simply set yourself on fire, this will give a permanent melted plastic bag face look. It is rumoured that this is the method Glen himself used...

How do I make this my avatar ?

[TheArrow]

3. The most effective way to get the sought after Glen Durrant look, put a plastic bag on your head, preferably an Asda or Tesco bag, pour half a litre of vodka over your own head (this will also give you an authentic Glen Durrant smell), then simply set yourself on fire, this will give a permanent melted plastic bag face look. It is rumoured that this is the method Glen himself used...

How do I make this my avatar ?

Right click it and save it to your PC, then user control panel at the top, then profile, then edit avatar, and upload it using the 'choose file' button.

You're welcome

[TheArrow]

4. Book an appointment with your dentist. But when you get there tell him your tooth isn't really hurting and you'd just like him to inject the lidocaine directly in to your face, if he hits a nerve even better, the anesthetic should give you a few hours of rocking the Glen Durrant look, but if a nerve is hit then you've hit the motherload! A lifetime of looking like Glen!

[Justin Credible]

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[Surreys finest]

Get a face transplant from an extremely drunk doctor.

[M H]

Get a face transplant from an extremely drunk doctor.

Did you have dealings with him as well?

[andy a]

Get a face transplant from an extremely drunk doctor.

That's what I was getting wrong. I'd always assumed Glen was the first face transplant doner and we were seeing the scar tissue.

[Justin Credible]

has the choking deformed mutant from the unemployment blackspot made an appearance yet ?

surely its only a matter of time

[Mr Sheen]

Get a face transplant from an extremely drunk doctor.

Did you have dealings with him as well?

Howay mate, the lad's in intensive care. His idiocy amused me as much anyone's anyone (the late appearance during the Ocle trial was tremendous), but it's worth leaving him alone until he's out of the woods.

I don't remember anyone taking the piss when you were ill. Give him the same courtesy.

[Randall]

Intensive care??

Not been mentioned?

[M H]

Get a face transplant from an extremely drunk doctor.

Did you have dealings with him as well?

Howay mate, the lad's in intensive care. His idiocy amused me as much anyone's anyone (the late appearance during the Ocle trial was tremendous), but it's worth leaving him alone until he's out of the woods.

I don't remember anyone taking the piss when you were ill. Give him the same courtesy.

I knew this mate?

I've no beef with him and wish him no harm.

[Justin Credible]

sharkyis in intensive care ?

Did he go made on the harpic and turps again the mentally unstable prick?

No doubt plenty will want to say something evil so they can use this as an excuse to slate me, but the thing is I hope the sick fucker gets better.