The Porn Thread
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Good thread this, Nessa Devil is one of my favs and reminds me a bit of Debbie Dingle from Emmerdale..
Would love to bash her back door in
Would love to bash her back door in
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I acted in my first ever proper porno today, was a strange experience the whole day, but it paid well so I'm not complaining, and no noisy it wasn't a gay one.
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Being in a porn isn't something to be proud of.... is what a lot of people say. I say that's fucking bullshit and it's every guy's dream jobTheArrow wrote:I acted in my first ever proper porno today, was a strange experience the whole day, but it paid well so I'm not complaining, and no noisy it wasn't a gay one.
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Sure is Myers, living the dream, and being paid for it.
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Rebecca lane. End of thread.
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Confirmed today I'll be acting in another porno next Friday, can't ejaculate all week as they want the load as big as possible, bit frustrating to be honest.
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sick
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There will be more spunk than that the size of my balls...
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They're all here!
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What the fuck is with wrong with you noisy? Fucking hell
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TheArrow wrote:What actually is that?
Reckon its an orchitis, an massive infection that causes the balls to swell.
Can be caused by anything from an injury to the ballbag to an infection in the vessek from the kidney to the genital area.
A painful thing that requires morphime if it gets that bad
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Like a head for example?Justin Credible wrote:TheArrow wrote:What actually is that?
Reckon its an ocheitis, causes areas of the body to swell up massive
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arrows cum filled balls and small weightlifting dick
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Noisycrowds wrote:arrows cum filled balls and small weightlifting dick
They're all here!
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Head is shaved completely, and I've covered my whole body in a yellow dye, will have to put another coat on before going to bed so I'm as yellow as Homer in the morning, my bellend is proving the hardest part to dye, also got my outfit sorted, looks lush, with a pregnancy practice belly thing which I'll whip off after the first scene and reveal my ripped, muscular body. Still a bit anxious to whether it'll be Ned or Marge as the third person, and struggling to memorise some of my lines, thought it'd just be 'doh!' but I've got a script the size of War and Peace to act out.
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Have you had a SBC.
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