What do you think happens when we die?

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What do you think happens when we die?

Post by Mr. Myers » Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:25 am

Well? Well? Well?

If you've led a good life you'll spend the rest of eternity in paradise, where every wish and fantasy comes true, providing you've accepted Allah as your Lord and Saviour of course. If not, you'll spend eternity in hellfire where all your nightmares come true.

I don't think this will happen, I know it will happen.

Allahu Akbar, praise Allah.

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Re: What do you think happens when we die?

Post by M H » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:25 am

Can't see that wind up working mate
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by Justin Credible » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:58 am

game over.

Most people are scared shitless so try convince themselves in an afterlife, the existence of a god etc., the thought of things just ending is ntoo much for them to take.

The truth for me is I do not want to come back. one spin on this shithole of a planet is enough. was grand we were younger but today the world is a joke, cannot say or do anything, taxed to death, every cunt plays some race card or gay card, I would not like to do it all over again.

If you live long enough everyone you care about dies, people cannot handle that truth, its upsetting at first but once you realize its just the way it is, and no invisible man exist, and lets face everyone deep down knows its a load of bullshit, but live in the hope.

Game Over
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Re: What do you think happens when we die?

Post by skweezit » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:35 pm

you gotta get rid of the body and the evidence.
oh wait. I may have misread the question..

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Re: What do you think happens when we die?

Post by skweezit » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:05 pm

I'm so red faced! turns out I did misread the question.
my lawyers have advised me to not say anymore.

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Re: What do you think happens when we die?

Post by M H » Sun Aug 31, 2014 6:08 pm

Skweezy Malone strikes again!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: What do you think happens when we die?

Post by TheArrow » Sun Aug 31, 2014 7:52 pm

I think when we die God skull fucks us and says 'I WAS ONLY J=KIDDING CHILD IT PAYS TO BEEEE BADDDDDDD!'
It's no mistake retards is an anagram of darters...

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Re: What do you think happens when we die?

Post by doG » Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:03 pm

Mr. Myers wrote:Well? Well? Well?

If you've led a good life you'll spend the rest of eternity in paradise, where every wish and fantasy comes true, providing you've accepted Allah as your Lord and Saviour of course. If not, you'll spend eternity in hellfire where all your nightmares come true.

I don't think this will happen, I know it will happen.

Allahu Akbar, praise Allah.
I likely be killed chasing cars, and therefore become road kill. I will then be run over, and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over until my remains have been spread for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles thus becoming part of the countryside and nature.

Praise Allah
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