Me and the kids ran out straight away.......the pointing and laughing we did..........the wife said we're mad, crazy feckers altogether.Justin Credible wrote:micko wrote:Did you see it too Gaz?.........ah the fun.Justin Credible wrote:dont see why you would be ashamed of latin dancing, I mean you already admitted to lovin chess, dont ger more lower than that.
Matter of fact i reckon th..............wait...............I think i hear a plane..........back in a few minutes.
I think I put my shoulder out
The Good Morning Thread - 12pm to 12am
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One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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Morning tossers!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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Morning.......
Bloody kids up too early again
Bloody kids up too early again
I was alive when Rangers died
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Morning Jock. Mine have given me a lie in today
Well the suns out and Im heading off for a golf comp in about an hour! Life is pretty darn good.
Well the suns out and Im heading off for a golf comp in about an hour! Life is pretty darn good.
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Sun's out here as well and once the dog gets up I'll be out for a walk. An afternoon of beer and darts then awaits
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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Last day at work so hoping for a good day and that one of the interviews I have lined up for this week is successful.
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Good luck with that Sheeno.
Morning, got a bit of a head at the moment.
Off out with the kids on their bikes, then been told I'm cooking a BBQ and that will end with another hangover tomorrow.
Morning, got a bit of a head at the moment.
Off out with the kids on their bikes, then been told I'm cooking a BBQ and that will end with another hangover tomorrow.
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morning gents.
going for a stagger round the park shortly, hoping it might ease my back a bit.
going for a stagger round the park shortly, hoping it might ease my back a bit.
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Morning cunt. Lawn mowing day, I think.
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is aid coming round?Sprocket501 wrote:Morning cunt. Lawn mowing day, I think.
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No, I no longer command the respect or authority that I once did across the dart forums.
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damn that darty.Sprocket501 wrote:No, I no longer command the respect or authority that I once did across the dart forums.
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Sprocket501 wrote:No, I no longer command the respect or authority that I once did across the dart forums.
nonsense, its just the bitters do not want to admit it.
You have had an impact on their shallows lives. Gone are the days when vests were a thing to be ashamed off, you have taught them it is both elegant and serves a purpose.
You have made them conscious of their grammar and punctuation, stirred their need in them to project themselves better (noisy excluded).
Add in the fact they now view lawns in a whole new context, and the maintenance of such lawns might even encourage them to get more air, doing more manual labor and lose weight.
Your banishment which has led to your exile has not dampened your supporters, who have arrived here en masse to follow your exploits and hang on your every word, but sadly the overbearing presence of the ego maniacal Darty inhibits them from openly supporting you.
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You are one fucking piss-taking cunt.
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Morning, decent morning expecting rain later.
Had a very proud weekend with both kids swimming without flotation aids and both riding their bikes with ease.
Had a very proud weekend with both kids swimming without flotation aids and both riding their bikes with ease.
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morning nice and bright just off to a another bootsale
hopefully be as succesful as yesterday
better do me checklist
shorts check
money check
crocs check
bumbag check
hopefully be as succesful as yesterday
better do me checklist
shorts check
money check
crocs check
bumbag check
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Morning all, my laptop's still buggered so I'm gonna try to find a cheap second hand one today to tide me over till I get mine fixed.
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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dark , wet and gloomy here, cannot believe the weekend is gone already, gonna be a long day
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Sunny and due to stay that way down here. Got the week off work too, so happy days.
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