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[DrZoidberg]

ya bunch of old bastards.

[M H]

My 19 year old daughter's got a Windows 8 machine Doc and she hates it as well mate. Setting it up was a real pain as it really aint user friendly

[DrZoidberg]

women shouldnt be let loose on technology either ....

[M H]

Am with you there Doc, her and her mum drive me mad!

[Justin Credible]

women shouldnt be let loose on technology either ....

except the wii...............that way they can stay trim

[M H]

Wouldn't walking the dogs have the same effect Gaz, and you wouldn't get your soakings

[Justin Credible]

Wouldn't walking the dogs have the same effect Gaz, and you wouldn't get your soakings

hell no....we were married onlly 16 days when she came for a walk with me, she took one dog and he tugs so hard she went flying of the step and broke her ankle and leg, it was a fuckin nightmare, I had to lkive on takeaway until she got better, no chance of me cooking.

My two are so made to go,or at least one is now as the other has slowed down since he turned 7 its impossible for her to walk them, and my wife is very timid and would panic if any stray or vicious dog was roaming free.

[Randall]

ya bunch of old bastards.

without wanting to sound like a total fucktard.

how the fuck do you close down the laptop on windows 8??!!

[M H]

I get it mate, if the person holding the lead panics the dog will freak as well. My daughter's got the concept but the missus sadly never will. The big dogs don't see Ruby as a threat and if one pisses her off she gives as good as she gets. Being faster than the vast majority is a huge bonus

[Jockenaria]

Move cursor to bottom right of screen, go to settings, then there should be a power icon in there

[M H]

ya bunch of old bastards.

without wanting to sound like a total fucktard.

how the fuck do you close down the laptop on windows 8??!!

Really would help if the "Start" button was available!

[Randall]

Move cursor to bottom right of screen, go to settings, then there should be a power icon in there

what was wrong with the start button with a shut down option clearly visible!

[Jockenaria]

Move cursor to bottom right of screen, go to settings, then there should be a power icon in there

what was wrong with the start button with a shut down option clearly visible!

That would be simple mate

[Randall]

what a fucking pisstake.

fucking tv packed in earlier as well.

what a fucking day.

[M H]

The work of the fucking Devil, there was fuck all wrong with Windows 7

[Randall]

I preferred dos!

[M H]

Remember it well mate. So easy to re format the PC and reinstall if the PC crashed. The Dos commands still work on a Windows 7 machine if you go into the command prompt. CHKDSK etc are still there

[gazman]

Bought and hung 2 doors today. I am Mr D I fucking Y. Don't think this is the right thread to post this but im as proud as punch.

[D & B]

Bought and hung 2 doors today. I am Mr D I fucking Y. Don't think this is the right thread to post this but im as proud as punch.

If they don't stay there then you are in the right place

The Completely Useless Information Thread

[M H]

Hanging doors is fun!