The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

Oh dear! Another night on the toilet

weird night, only had 3 pints earlier as a buddy wanted me to stop off at his gaff and help him out with some stuff on his computer.
Did not mind as the pub was almost empty, and town was deserted, pissing rain and gale force winds.

[Randall]

i fucking hate spell checkers.

having to write a fucking essay on a job application, every other word is wrong according to this cunt, and it really isnt!

[micko]

what age are they micko?

14 and 16, doc.

[DrZoidberg]

what age are they micko?

14 and 16, doc.

HOPEFULLY, they're watching for the women then!

[gonk]

I'm alright, been crazy at work. Can't say too much but all you gotta look is at the news and remember the fact I fix c-17's

[gonk]

One of the bars in our hotel is the headquarters for the UAE branch of the Man Utd supporters club.

Now that is random useless crap

[Randall]

715-715 draw at super scrabble last night, tension!

[M H]

Just cost me £20 for the missus to go to bingo. Little did she know I'd have paid £40 for the night's peace!

[Randall]

i scored 866 at scrabble this afternoon.

if barry just threw his money behind this i could be quids in.

can see crowds turning up to cheer on the big words.

[Justin Credible]

after taking the dogs for a walk earlier i fell asleep and have only just woke up

[M H]

Had a grill and gave Ruby the lamb chop bones, big mistake. She's tried to bury one in the sofa and one in my bed!

[Justin Credible]

my pups new trick is jumping up to turn off the light switch , when i keep him in the room with me.

[Randall]

old laptop died, had to get another.

not a fan of windows 8.

[Jockenaria]

old laptop died, had to get another.

not a fan of windows 8.

Its shit mate

[Randall]

the menu page is fucking horrendous before you even worry about anything else.

[Jockenaria]

the menu page is fucking horrendous before you even worry about anything else.

I try to use the desktop icon

[Randall]

just found that, much easier to navigate.

they flogged me that cloud thing whatever it is, didn't say it was a yearly sub.

[M H]

Don't bother with the Cloud Drive mate, anything that needs saving will fit on a memory stick. Windows 8 though is the work of the Devil, this comp's creaking but I'll make it last as long as I can

[Randall]

been more than a few expletives uttered.

more so this morning when the old one packed up, aint like you can be without a computer anymore.

[M H]

Exactly mate and I need mine for work as well. Seriously considering buying a reconditioned Windows 7 laptop for storage in case this one goes completely