The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

just finished watching the second episode of the second series of yes prime minister.

finished the 3 season of yes minister, the special christmas edition leading to the show yes prime minister. sadly only 6 episodes before its completed.

[M H]

Tax return deadline day and I'm supposed to be having a few beers with my brother later. He's on his way down now for an interrement tomorrow and more importantly a proper Hamill piss up tomorrow night.

I've one client that hasn't mailed me authority to file his return so I have to stay by the laptop and wait. Thing is he was in Norwich all day and won't have email till he gets back himself!

[welsh]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

[Jockenaria]

The transfer window slammed shut

[Sheep Shagger]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

Why would you want to?

[Randall]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

what happened mate?

[Sheep Shagger]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

what happened mate?

He was hit by a golf ball

[Randall]

where was my brain earlier!

[welsh]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

what happened mate?

Perfectly sensible question mate dont you take no notice of that pretend Welshman ,,I had a cyst on my back which got infected and had to be removed,Now i,m seeing a nurse four days a week to have the hole packed ( which is fucking painful as anything ) and it needs to be done regular to avoid any further infection,It could take two or three months before treatment stops..

[Randall]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

what happened mate?

Perfectly sensible question mate dont you take no notice of that pretend Welshman ,,I had a cyst on my back which got infected and had to be removed,Now i,m seeing a nurse four days a week to have the hole packed ( which is fucking painful as anything ) and it needs to be done regular to avoid any further infection,It could take two or three months before treatment stops..

nasty mate, however looking for the positives, whats nursey like?

[welsh]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

what happened mate?

Perfectly sensible question mate dont you take no notice of that pretend Welshman ,,I had a cyst on my back which got infected and had to be removed,Now i,m seeing a nurse four days a week to have the hole packed ( which is fucking painful as anything ) and it needs to be done regular to avoid any further infection,It could take two or three months before treatment stops..

nasty mate, however looking for the positives, whats nursey like?

On that score mate there are no positives..

[Randall]

I've got a hole in my back that you put a golf ball in..

what happened mate?

Perfectly sensible question mate dont you take no notice of that pretend Welshman ,,I had a cyst on my back which got infected and had to be removed,Now i,m seeing a nurse four days a week to have the hole packed ( which is fucking painful as anything ) and it needs to be done regular to avoid any further infection,It could take two or three months before treatment stops..

nasty mate, however looking for the positives, whats nursey like?

On that score mate there are no positives..

another tough break.

last time i had anything done at the hospital, every doc had a young looking nursey, i got the only bella enberg lookalike.

[welsh]

Haha mate that's what mine looks like,Bella Emberg must have had more doubles than what Churchill had..

[M H]

This has been some day. The council had "Forgot" we were interring a cask of ashes so we had to wait around the cemetery till they turned up with the stone after being reminded. The priest didn't turn up either. Then to cap that part off the stone had been engraved with the wrong date of death!

So off to a pub which was a laugh despite the food taking an age to come and my sister in law was given raw pork! My liver, bacon and black pud was superb though and we ended off getting £100 knocked off the bill.

Was the darts good?

[Justin Credible]

This has been some day. The council had "Forgot" we were interring a cask of ashes so we had to wait around the cemetery till they turned up with the stone after being reminded. The priest didn't turn up either. Then to cap that part off the stone had been engraved with the wrong date of death!

So off to a pub which was a laugh despite the food taking an age to come and my sister in law was given raw pork! My liver, bacon and black pud was superb though and we ended off getting £100 knocked off the bill.

Was the darts good?

sound like a farce..............glad you see the funny side.

8 games this morning, 4 enjoyable ones.
The evening session not as good, although Republic of Ireland, and northern Ireland were both impressive enough.

[Randall]

yet another laptop about to break!

an hour to get it to start up, critical error messages galore.

cursed with these things, if i dissapear you will know why!

[M H]

Will only get worse mate, the next one will have Windows 8!

[Randall]

i got my dad one from poundstretcher of all places 6 years ago and it still works, ive had 3-4 in that time from comet/currays that have gone tits up!

[M H]

Porn mate!

[Randall]

can't imagine what you mean!