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[M H]

It's warm in the kitchen and I can smell my pie

[Justin Credible]

I did not have my dinner yet.

[welsh]

I,m having a night off the booze..

[M H]

I,m having a night off the booze..

Fucking lightweight!

[welsh]

I,m having a night off the booze..

Fucking lightweight!

Haha been onit it day and night since xmas eve and i,m just fucking shattered..

Bed straight after the darts for me..

[M H]

Got a serious toothache, treating it with alcohol!

[Justin Credible]

only one thing worse than a toothache















2 toothaches

[M H]

It will pass, they usually do. I haven't seen a dentist since I was 16

[micko]

Got a serious toothache, treating it with alcohol!

[Justin Credible]

It will pass, they usually do. I haven't seen a dentist since I was 16

did dentists even exist back then ?

[M H]

Fuck off or should it be go fuck yourself mate?

I seem to have a high pain threshold which I'm not sure is a good or bad thing. One Saturday night I broke one ankle and badly sprained the other, Sunday I was in the pub at midday but it hurt. Was only on Monday morning when it hurt like hell to attempt to drive to work I cabbed it to A and E. The bastards put me in plaster but wouldn't give me a walking cast.

So I bought a pair of Randall size sandals then took them to a boot mender to punch lace holes so I could fit one over the cast and walk

[Randall]

ive had to return a pair of boots i got for xmas which were to small, size 15s ffs!

[Justin Credible]

ive had to return a pair of boots i got for xmas which were to small, size 15s ffs!

[Jockenaria]

only one thing worse than a toothache















2 toothaches

Or having a wife

[M H]

Ever tried having a wife and a mistress mate? Take's some doing

[Justin Credible]

no....but had 2 girlfriends at the same time for over 3 months

[M H]

Lightweight!

[Justin Credible]

Lightweight!

one ended up trying to kill me after I woke up with her standing over me with a breadknife, she ended up arrested and they left her out early and went back to my place broke windows, destroyed my boots, clothes, cds and just about everything..she ended up in a loony bin before eventually being accompanied home to spain by two nurses.

Good job she did not know I was cheating as she certainly would have killed me in my sleep.......as for the other girl, she knew exactly everything that was going on, and warned me about her and wanted me for herself........I married her

[M H]

I've had so many on the go at the same time that I had three in the same place. That was a difficult evening but real fun

[Jockenaria]

I've had so many on the go at the same time that I had three in the same place. That was a difficult evening but real fun

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