The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

I have no amusing anecdotes to share at any time.

fixed

[The Cat]

I knew something like that was coming

[Justin Credible]

I knew something like that was coming

and yet you still posted it ?

will you ever learn

[The Cat]

Every funnyman needs a straightman to set 'em up.

That's why no comics hang around Bradders

[Justin Credible]

see you can do it....you managed a perfect post for the completely useless information thread.

[The Cat]

The oldest business in the United States of America is the cymbal company Zildjian which was founded in Constantinople in 1623.

[Justin Credible]

Constantinople is in turkey and is now known as Istanbul

[D & B]

The oldest business in the United States of America is the cymbal company Zildjian which was founded in Constantinople in 1623.

I have a Ziljian cymbal and hi-hat, I don't play them.

[The Cat]

Istanbul is the only city in the world streching over two continents.

[Justin Credible]

I have a lovely yamaha acoustic guitar, my last guitar a nice 12 string ....warped when i left it against a radiator one day before heading out

[The Cat]

I have a Squire Supersonic electric guitar - think it's worth a few hundred quid now it's reasonably rare.

[welsh]

I've never broken a bone in my body..

[gonk]

I've never broken a bone in my body..

Likewise.

The cartilage in my nose is fucked from playing cricket. Top edged a leg spinner straight into my about

[Justin Credible]

from this thread

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3539

lets see......

4 months on cruthes after i destoyed cruciate ligaments in my right knee.
Got my foot crushed and had to be re-arched when a pallet with over 6000 cans of coke was dropped on it.--5 months on crutch right leg
Had a second operation on my knee on the right leg --2 months on crutches

multiple head injuries that required stiching on over 15 occasions growing up
4 broken ribs.severe pain, could not laugh, sneeze or cough without pain, happened when I opened the back door on a truck container and never pinned the door, heavy breeze got the door and it swung full force and i got my hands up to protect my face but the door bounced of my ribs with force.

Broke a finger a few months back when one of the dogs jumped up to get the ball out of my hand and snapped by finger and broke it.
Dislocated my thumb when i fell a few weeks back.....plus countless other injuries.

I am a complete clutz, i have made falling an artform, so much so I know exactly how to land without hurting myself now, even the wife is still amazed when I get up how i am not in bits

[D & B]

4 months on cruthes after i destoyed cruciate ligaments in my right knee.
Got my foot crushed and had to be re-arched when a pallet with over 6000 cans of coke was dropped on it.--5 months on crutch right leg
Had a second operation on my knee on the right leg --2 months on crutches

multiple head injuries that required stiching on over 15 occasions growing up
4 broken ribs.severe pain, could not laugh, sneeze or cough without pain, happened when I opened the back door on a truck container and never pinned the door, heavy breeze got the door and it swung full force and i got my hands up to protect my face but the door bounced of my ribs with force.

Broke a finger a few months back when one of the dogs jumped up to get the ball out of my hand and snapped by finger and broke it.
Dislocated my thumb when i fell a few weeks back.....plus countless other injuries.

I am a complete clutz, i have made falling an artform, so much so I know exactly how to land without hurting myself now, even the wife is still amazed when I get up how i am not in bits

Shame it wasn't your neck

Who let the pygmy dolescum in?

[Randall]

i seem to be wearing odd socks.

[Sheep Shagger]

This stool is the comfiest at the bar

[The Cat]

I am having pizza tonight with some home grown garlic and chillies to spice it up.

[Sheep Shagger]

I am having pizza tonight with some home grown garlic and chillies to spice it up.

Roast beef with all the trimmings for me

[Jockenaria]

I'm waiting on the wife cooking dinner for me