The Completely Useless Information Thread - open all hours

[Justin Credible]

I had fish for dinner yesterday

[M H]

I'm not wearing a vest!

[dr magus]

martin adams is a beardy cunt.

[Justin Credible]

is this a multiple or the long lost Dr for the early days of DF

[Brain Damage]

this is my fourth post

[Justin Credible]

this is my fourth post

[gazman]

And a ruddy good post it was.

[Sheep Shagger]

The password for Justin Credible's account is wolfie

[martin71109]

my football boots are still drying from last weekends wet glass.

[Justin Credible]

TSoD is only available to access due to it being constantly down on the following hours

Monday- 9am -10am, 3pm- 6pm
Tuesday-offline -server problems
Wednesday- 8am -4pm but not worth visiting as thread killer is on there all on his own bumping old threads with 5 smileys per post
Thursday- 8am 10pm (enough time for nikki to tell members the server will be fixed for the 3241st time)
Friday-4pm -6.30pm & 10.33pm -10.35pm
Satuday & Sunday- service unavailable

[martin71109]

tonight is guernsey's second to last late night shopping.

thrilling, not.

[Justin Credible]

Olly Crofts star sign is Scorpio

[Justin Credible]

Raymond van Barneveld has two hands but throws darts with his right hand

[Sheep Shagger]

TSoD is only available to access due to it being constantly down on the following hours

Monday- 9am -10am, 3pm- 6pm
Tuesday-offline -server problems
Wednesday- 8am -4pm but not worth visiting as thread killer is on there all on his own bumping old threads with 5 smileys per post
Thursday- 8am 10pm (enough time for nikki to tell members the server will be fixed for the 3241st time)
Friday-4pm -6.30pm & 10.33pm -10.35pm
Satuday & Sunday- service unavailable

Its only certain IP addresses we block at certain times.

[gazman]

I think I've got flu.

[M H]

It's a fucking cold you wuss!

[gazman]

Quite possibly, but that'll get me no sympathy if I admitted to that.

[M H]

Oh behave mate, your missus doesn't swallow that shit does she?

[D & B]

Oh behave mate, your missus doesn't swallow that shit does she?

If she did he wouldn't be remortgaging his house for the new arrival.

Hows it going by the way mate?

[M H]

Same old mate. Like everyone else getting things together for Christmas and trying to earn a bob.

The day's gonna be weird as it's Dad's anniversary but in a way it's his day and when he was fit he really went for it!