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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by shenmue » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:39 pm

26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:37 pm Hope cross isn't in next year. Really not someone I enjoy watching.

At least watching cokehead and bunter getting dunked on is good fun.
I have no feeling towards the waterboy except that he likes water and touching himself and other players. I thought he would be one of my favourite players the first year or so he was on tour but he does nothing for me now, j wouldn't miss him.

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Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:40 pm

Going beautifully so far

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by 26machine » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:41 pm

shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:39 pm
26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:37 pm Hope cross isn't in next year. Really not someone I enjoy watching.

At least watching cokehead and bunter getting dunked on is good fun.
I have no feeling towards the waterboy except that he likes water and touching himself and other players. I thought he would be one of my favourite players the first year or so he was on tour but he does nothing for me now, j wouldn't miss him.
Yeah that's it. He's just too vanilla, don't care if he wins or loses.

Whereas watching bunter embarrass himself Infront of his hometown is truly enjoyable.

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Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:42 pm

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by Rogg » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:43 pm

joker on cross
lowest average bunting

i did suspct it would all be too much for the human snowman.
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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by 26machine » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:43 pm

Off you fuck, people's chump.

Not a long journey home.

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by shenmue » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:44 pm

26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:41 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:39 pm
26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:37 pm Hope cross isn't in next year. Really not someone I enjoy watching.

At least watching cokehead and bunter getting dunked on is good fun.
I have no feeling towards the waterboy except that he likes water and touching himself and other players. I thought he would be one of my favourite players the first year or so he was on tour but he does nothing for me now, j wouldn't miss him.
Yeah that's it. He's just too vanilla, don't care if he wins or loses.

Whereas watching bunter embarrass himself Infront of his hometown is truly enjoyable.
Exactly mate, the potential failures of cunts like bunting and Mr cokehead at least give you interest in their vile contests.

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by shenmue » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:45 pm

26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:43 pm Off you fuck, people's chump.

Not a long journey home.
Bulletproof my arse, cunt will eat away his sorrows know with a few takeaways or five.

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by The Crow » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:46 pm

26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:37 pm Hope cross isn't in next year. Really not someone I enjoy watching.

At least watching cokehead and bunter getting dunked on is good fun.
Personally I prefer watching him to the other 4 English players in this.

Scarily good hump is ok but his petulance at times is annoying.
Bunter is ok but boring.
Dobey is ok but boring.
Dartitis Asp is vile to watch.
Team Corvid 2025 consists of the following 12 players.

Clayton, Littler, Gilding, De Sousa, Wright, Evans, Campbell, Scutt, Lauby, Rob Owen, Patrick Geeraets and Justin Hood.

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:46 pm

shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:39 pm
26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:37 pm Hope cross isn't in next year. Really not someone I enjoy watching.

At least watching cokehead and bunter getting dunked on is good fun.
I have no feeling towards the waterboy except that he likes water and touching himself and other players. I thought he would be one of my favourite players the first year or so he was on tour but he does nothing for me now, j wouldn't miss him.
Same really.. Loved him when he broke onto the scene but he is definitely a tad creepy nowadays

I don't dislike him, I just find it hard to cheer him on

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by 26machine » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:46 pm

shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:44 pm
26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:41 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:39 pm
26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:37 pm Hope cross isn't in next year. Really not someone I enjoy watching.

At least watching cokehead and bunter getting dunked on is good fun.
I have no feeling towards the waterboy except that he likes water and touching himself and other players. I thought he would be one of my favourite players the first year or so he was on tour but he does nothing for me now, j wouldn't miss him.
Yeah that's it. He's just too vanilla, don't care if he wins or loses.

Whereas watching bunter embarrass himself Infront of his hometown is truly enjoyable.
Exactly mate, the potential failures of cunts like bunting and Mr cokehead at least give you interest in their vile contests.
I'm petitioning to get obesehead back in. He'd get raped every week

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:47 pm

Off you fuck Bunter

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by skweezit » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:47 pm

cross puts the cherry on top and bunting is out the door.
6-1
jeez. that's a killing.

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by shenmue » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:48 pm

26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:46 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:44 pm
26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:41 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:39 pm
26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:37 pm Hope cross isn't in next year. Really not someone I enjoy watching.

At least watching cokehead and bunter getting dunked on is good fun.
I have no feeling towards the waterboy except that he likes water and touching himself and other players. I thought he would be one of my favourite players the first year or so he was on tour but he does nothing for me now, j wouldn't miss him.
Yeah that's it. He's just too vanilla, don't care if he wins or loses.

Whereas watching bunter embarrass himself Infront of his hometown is truly enjoyable.
Exactly mate, the potential failures of cunts like bunting and Mr cokehead at least give you interest in their vile contests.
I'm petitioning to get obesehead back in. He'd get raped every week
Current obesehead might break old cunt barney's record for amount of head shaking if he was in this

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by shenmue » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:49 pm

skweezit wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:47 pm cross puts the cherry on top and bunting is out the door.
6-1
jeez. that's a killing.
Now picturing vile and obese bunting eating a cherry now, thanks mate.

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by 26machine » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:50 pm

Thought dobey was gonna do a Goldberg walk on there.

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:51 pm

Bit of QotSA on the Dobbin promo

Great tune

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:52 pm

shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:49 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:47 pm cross puts the cherry on top and bunting is out the door.
6-1
jeez. that's a killing.
Now picturing vile and obese bunting eating a cherry now, thanks mate.
With sweat dripping on it

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by 26machine » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:52 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:52 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:49 pm
skweezit wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:47 pm cross puts the cherry on top and bunting is out the door.
6-1
jeez. that's a killing.
Now picturing vile and obese bunting eating a cherry now, thanks mate.
With sweat dripping on it
There were probably tears as well. Glorious

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Re: 2025 Premier League

Post by The Crow » Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:52 pm

26machine wrote: Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:50 pm Thought dobey was gonna do a Goldberg walk on there.
Shame he didn’t might give him a bit more support from the crowd.
Team Corvid 2025 consists of the following 12 players.

Clayton, Littler, Gilding, De Sousa, Wright, Evans, Campbell, Scutt, Lauby, Rob Owen, Patrick Geeraets and Justin Hood.

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