2025 PDC European Tour

[Emulsfier]

Last night I dreamt that Barney and me were going to Decathlon, or maybe it was a big Asda, to look at dartboards. He was a seed in an upcoming Euro Tour and had drew Mensur Suljovic or Mickey Mansell. He wanted Suljovic because his record against him is good and Mansell is "very slow".

When we got into the shops, he discovered that he didn't need to turn up to play anymore, as long as you have Dartconnect downloaded on your phone, you could virtually flick your darts into the target.

So Raymond didn't show up and we browsed the dartboards and other products. What he didn't anticipate is that he was shit at flicking and he was currently 4-0 down to Mario Vandenbogaerde (yes that is who he was playing now, it was actually a floor event and Vandenbogaerde alomgside the marker were attending in person). His average was 77.

He started concentrating on his flicking and got the score back to 4-2. However, he started playing shit again, gave up and then I woke up.

[The Crow]

Paxton at least has a fairly fast simple throw he will do as a tour speed jobber for the next two years before losing his card.

[tungsten tossers]

Last night I dreamt that Barney and me were going to Decathlon, or maybe it was a big Asda, to look at dartboards. He was a seed in an upcoming Euro Tour and had drew Mensur Suljovic or Mickey Mansell. He wanted Suljovic because his record against him is good and Mansell is "very slow".

When we got into the shops, he discovered that he didn't need to turn up to play anymore, as long as you have Dartconnect downloaded on your phone, you could virtually flick your darts into the target.

So Raymond didn't show up and we browsed the dartboards and other products. What he didn't anticipate is that he was shit at flicking and he was currently 4-0 down to Mario Vandenbogaerde (yes that is who he was playing now, it was actually a floor event and Vandenbogaerde alomgside the marker were attending in person). His average was 77.

He started concentrating on his flicking and got the score back to 4-2. However, he started playing shit again, gave up and then I woke up.

Say no to drugs

[tungsten tossers]

Paxton gets a leg.. 3-1

[ChrisW]

Paxo getting mauled.

[Emulsfier]

Pikaprick having this non entity for breakfast.

[tungsten tossers]

5-1 Pika

[tungsten tossers]

6-1.. 106 average

[TheMalteseDart]

Last night I dreamt that Barney and me were going to Decathlon, or maybe it was a big Asda, to look at dartboards. He was a seed in an upcoming Euro Tour and had drew Mensur Suljovic or Mickey Mansell. He wanted Suljovic because his record against him is good and Mansell is "very slow".

When we got into the shops, he discovered that he didn't need to turn up to play anymore, as long as you have Dartconnect downloaded on your phone, you could virtually flick your darts into the target.

So Raymond didn't show up and we browsed the dartboards and other products. What he didn't anticipate is that he was shit at flicking and he was currently 4-0 down to Mario Vandenbogaerde (yes that is who he was playing now, it was actually a floor event and Vandenbogaerde alomgside the marker were attending in person). His average was 77.

He started concentrating on his flicking and got the score back to 4-2. However, he started playing shit again, gave up and then I woke up.

I also had a weird dream involving a dart player. My dream was nothing to do with darts, my phone got stolen basically and my bank accounts got hacked. It was someone from my school who did it and I was basically trying to chase after him and his gang, later on in the dream I found the gang and Dirk van Duijvenbode was part of the gang that stole my phone

[tungsten tossers]

Last night I dreamt that Barney and me were going to Decathlon, or maybe it was a big Asda, to look at dartboards. He was a seed in an upcoming Euro Tour and had drew Mensur Suljovic or Mickey Mansell. He wanted Suljovic because his record against him is good and Mansell is "very slow".

When we got into the shops, he discovered that he didn't need to turn up to play anymore, as long as you have Dartconnect downloaded on your phone, you could virtually flick your darts into the target.

So Raymond didn't show up and we browsed the dartboards and other products. What he didn't anticipate is that he was shit at flicking and he was currently 4-0 down to Mario Vandenbogaerde (yes that is who he was playing now, it was actually a floor event and Vandenbogaerde alomgside the marker were attending in person). His average was 77.

He started concentrating on his flicking and got the score back to 4-2. However, he started playing shit again, gave up and then I woke up.

I also had a weird dream involving a dart player. My dream was nothing to do with darts, my phone got stolen basically and my bank accounts got hacked. It was someone from my school who did it and I was basically trying to chase after him and his gang, later on in the dream I found the gang and Dirk van Duijvenbode was part of the gang that stole my phone

[tungsten tossers]

C'mon The Veen

[ChrisW]

Think we need a new thread. Weird dreams involving dart players.

[skweezit]

missed ricardo's game, but yay!

[Emulsfier]

Eidams less shit than expected.

[tungsten tossers]

Eidams back in it

[Emulsfier]

I once dreamt that Russ Bray turned into a Hitler during a game. Don’t ask me who was playing.

.

[skweezit]

eidams looks different from as I remember him.

[The Thorn]

Uninspiring session

Only 2 Brits and 14 Eurocunts is mad

Miles better than endless boring English cloggers.

Fair enough. I just happen to not care about (or dislike) a lot of these cunts.

[tungsten tossers]

Well played Gian

[Emulsfier]

Hope Mensur doesnt play complete shit.