Fuck off Michael Smith thread

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:45 pm

shenmue wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:12 pm Raped 6-1 by a vile jobber, another new low for the cunt, glorious and orgasmic scenes
Orgasmic really is the word.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by 26machine » Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:51 pm

New low surely for the belly boy

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by shenmue » Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:07 pm

You'd have to think so mate but it's definitely up there either way wonderful stuff and orgasmic obviously

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:26 pm

Belly now out of the provisional GP again. Hope it sticks.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:32 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:26 pm Belly now out of the provisional GP again. Hope it sticks.
Beautiful

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by shenmue » Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:48 pm

I'll keep my fingers crossed

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Greipel » Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:19 pm

Losing 1-6 to a challenge tour player is surely a new low.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:44 pm

Greipel wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:19 pm Losing 1-6 to a challenge tour player is surely a new low.
Im not sure, I think either his JLowe loss or him doing the worst interview of all time are hard to beat.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by 26machine » Tue Apr 08, 2025 6:17 pm

Greipel wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:19 pm Losing 1-6 to a challenge tour player is surely a new low.
Hopefully he has lower to go

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Apr 08, 2025 6:25 pm

Maybe we should have a poll on his all time low.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Apr 08, 2025 6:28 pm

No shame losing to JLowe but the disgusting attitude on stage would be up there for an all time low.

You can’t beat him saying if he knew he’d play Beeney in a final he wouldn’t have bothered getting out of bed though, what a tosser
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by shenmue » Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:19 pm

26machine wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 6:17 pm
Greipel wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:19 pm Losing 1-6 to a challenge tour player is surely a new low.
Hopefully he has lower to go
Let's pray mate

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:10 am

Belly now 20th in the OOM

and 25th in the Tor Card Race

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by James4 » Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:50 am

tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Apr 09, 2025 9:10 am Belly 25th in the Tour Card Race
Imagine he has to go to the World Masters prelims

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by James4 » Wed Apr 09, 2025 4:04 pm

Loses to Clayton 6-2, 2/5 on doubles.

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by shenmue » Wed Apr 09, 2025 4:20 pm

I love Clayton

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Cooking with Sandra » Wed Apr 09, 2025 4:48 pm

Played well in patches today, encouraging signs.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by shenmue » Wed Apr 09, 2025 10:07 pm

Him losing is also encouraging mate, I fucking love it

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