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Me and the missus (England youth player....legal so I'm not a paedo) played my local pairs competition on Wednesday.
First round got drawn against my team captain, went 1-0 up and then he started walking back at me to stop me throwing at my normal pace.
Bit of a cunt's trick and I hate to admit it got to me and we lost the second leg, and were on 144 when they needed 32 in the deciding leg.
Luckily she took out the 144 and we dropped no more legs all night, winning the final 3-0.
Her twin sister, also England youth, lost in the semi with my mate which was great because I think they'd have given us a much harder game in the final.
Got me a bit of confidence back, I hit 4 180s on the night and played awesome in the final.
Happy days.
First round got drawn against my team captain, went 1-0 up and then he started walking back at me to stop me throwing at my normal pace.
Bit of a cunt's trick and I hate to admit it got to me and we lost the second leg, and were on 144 when they needed 32 in the deciding leg.
Luckily she took out the 144 and we dropped no more legs all night, winning the final 3-0.
Her twin sister, also England youth, lost in the semi with my mate which was great because I think they'd have given us a much harder game in the final.
Got me a bit of confidence back, I hit 4 180s on the night and played awesome in the final.
Happy days.
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Also, we're playing Oxfordshire on the weekend and it'll be mine and her last game for Bedfordshire as we're going to Bucks next year.
What's the odds she gets Deta?
What's the odds she gets Deta?
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When you say she's legal.......
Four 180's in a night, you make me sick.
Good luck against Oxfordshire FoB and if your missus is playing Deta then get her to whisper 'Jack sends his love' in her ear as she's throwing.
She'll probably miss the board completely.
Four 180's in a night, you make me sick.
Good luck against Oxfordshire FoB and if your missus is playing Deta then get her to whisper 'Jack sends his love' in her ear as she's throwing.
She'll probably miss the board completely.
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Haha will do!
I don't wish to brag too much but I had 46 in practice that day.
I've been struggling with my darts for 6 months but they're slowly coming back to what I like them to be.
At super league last Friday I had a 22 average but the legs were 34, 14 and 18. Go figure.
I don't wish to brag too much but I had 46 in practice that day.
I've been struggling with my darts for 6 months but they're slowly coming back to what I like them to be.
At super league last Friday I had a 22 average but the legs were 34, 14 and 18. Go figure.
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I don't think I've hit 46 in my life!Cooking on Fabregas wrote:Haha will do!
I don't wish to brag too much but I had 46 in practice that day.
I've been struggling with my darts for 6 months but they're slowly coming back to what I like them to be.
At super league last Friday I had a 22 average but the legs were 34, 14 and 18. Go figure.
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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Had back to back 180s at superleague and hit the 7th treble, the attempt at treble 19 was closer to the double!
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Aye i average about 46 180's on a slow day to. You greedy twat.
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I apologise.
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Most i've hit in one day is 5. I shall need to redouble my efforts.
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As soon as you stop caring when you hit them you'll hit more.
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I dont get worked up when i've hit the first two to be honest mate. 140's do me fine. I know when i started it's a big thing and maybe even paused on the third to concentrate harder which is wrong, just keep the same pace.
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quality fella well done all ov yaCooking on Fabregas wrote:Me and the missus (England youth player....legal so I'm not a paedo) played my local pairs competition on Wednesday.
First round got drawn against my team captain, went 1-0 up and then he started walking back at me to stop me throwing at my normal pace.
Bit of a cunt's trick and I hate to admit it got to me and we lost the second leg, and were on 144 when they needed 32 in the deciding leg.
Luckily she took out the 144 and we dropped no more legs all night, winning the final 3-0.
Her twin sister, also England youth, lost in the semi with my mate which was great because I think they'd have given us a much harder game in the final.
Got me a bit of confidence back, I hit 4 180s on the night and played awesome in the final.
Happy days.
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Cheers!
I'm off for the weekend now, got team knockout tonight then county on the weekend.
I'll try and pop on if I get a chance.
I'm off for the weekend now, got team knockout tonight then county on the weekend.
I'll try and pop on if I get a chance.
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Good luck fella.
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Good luck mateCooking on Fabregas wrote:Cheers!
I'm off for the weekend now, got team knockout tonight then county on the weekend.
I'll try and pop on if I get a chance.
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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Aye aye, what do we have here? Quite some find in the archives.Cooking with Sandra wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2011 12:04 pm Me and the missus (England youth player....legal so I'm not a paedo) played my local pairs competition on Wednesday.
First round got drawn against my team captain, went 1-0 up and then he started walking back at me to stop me throwing at my normal pace.
Bit of a cunt's trick and I hate to admit it got to me and we lost the second leg, and were on 144 when they needed 32 in the deciding leg.
Luckily she took out the 144 and we dropped no more legs all night, winning the final 3-0.
Her twin sister, also England youth, lost in the semi with my mate which was great because I think they'd have given us a much harder game in the final.
Got me a bit of confidence back, I hit 4 180s on the night and played awesome in the final.
Happy days.
CWS isn't Cameron Menzies (though the 180s are as prolific as any top player) but the England youth player could well be Fallon as the twin also played. Oxford area and Deta. I'm joining the dots and they're aligning. Hot, cold or freezing?
P.S. Good thread, great darts!
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