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By god am i dying this morning. . I think iv 3 of the 4 above and heading for the 4th
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wont be long before we will be joining you.
mrs is sat in coat and gloves in the front room and still shivering
mrs is sat in coat and gloves in the front room and still shivering


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shit, get well soon dicie as the latter is the end of the road.
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Turn on the heating ya mean fecker.Darth Randall wrote:wont be long before we will be joining you.
mrs is sat in coat and gloves in the front room and still shivering
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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Generate your own heat, much more fun!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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I would imagine that friction burns to your hand wouldn't really help that much.M H wrote:Generate your own heat, much more fun!
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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micko wrote:I would imagine that friction burns to your hand wouldn't really help that much.M H wrote:Generate your own heat, much more fun!

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hot soup, vitamin c, plenty of fluids, maybe aspirin and rest.
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Guinness and plenty of it. Need to keep the fluid intake up.
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Thisandy a wrote:Guinness and plenty of it. Need to keep the fluid intake up.

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Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.
remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.
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Justin Credible wrote:micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.
remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.
All engineered by those nasty Zionists.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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but fear not, the ginger haired racist red boot runner wearing junkie with anger issues will save us allmicko wrote:Justin Credible wrote:micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.
remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.
All engineered by those nasty Zionists.
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ffs i never seen men moan like a bunch of fucking pussies about the flu says the man who started a thread about it a couple of months back..
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I never moan when I get a cold as that's pretty much all it is. With real flu you can't lift your head off your pillow
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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