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Cold/Flu/Man Flu/Dead

Post by Dicie » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:58 am

By god am i dying this morning. . I think iv 3 of the 4 above and heading for the 4th

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Post by Randall » Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:57 pm

wont be long before we will be joining you.

mrs is sat in coat and gloves in the front room and still shivering :lol:
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Post by martin71109 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:11 pm

shit, get well soon dicie as the latter is the end of the road.

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Post by micko » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:37 pm

Darth Randall wrote:wont be long before we will be joining you.

mrs is sat in coat and gloves in the front room and still shivering :lol:
Turn on the heating ya mean fecker.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by M H » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:39 pm

Generate your own heat, much more fun!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by micko » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:42 pm

M H wrote:Generate your own heat, much more fun!
I would imagine that friction burns to your hand wouldn't really help that much.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:43 pm

micko wrote:
M H wrote:Generate your own heat, much more fun!
I would imagine that friction burns to your hand wouldn't really help that much.
:lol:
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Post by skweezit » Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:13 pm

hot soup, vitamin c, plenty of fluids, maybe aspirin and rest.

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Post by andy a » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:16 pm

Guinness and plenty of it. Need to keep the fluid intake up.

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Post by martin71109 » Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:54 pm

andy a wrote:Guinness and plenty of it. Need to keep the fluid intake up.
This :lol:

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Post by micko » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:41 pm

Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.
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'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by Justin Credible » Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:45 pm

micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.


remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.
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Post by micko » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:00 am

Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.


remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.

All engineered by those nasty Zionists.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Post by Justin Credible » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:07 am

micko wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:Orange juice and a quick jog should do the trick.
If it's good enough to cure aids it would surely be good enough to beat the man flu.
Then again maybe not.


remember jack the ginger junkie claimed jogging also reduces the chances of kids with downs
and orange juice can stave of cancer and aids.

All engineered by those nasty Zionists.
but fear not, the ginger haired racist red boot runner wearing junkie with anger issues will save us all
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Post by welsh » Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:49 pm

ffs i never seen men moan like a bunch of fucking pussies about the flu says the man who started a thread about it a couple of months back..
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Post by M H » Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:51 pm

I never moan when I get a cold as that's pretty much all it is. With real flu you can't lift your head off your pillow
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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