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Post by **skweezit** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:00 am

thank-you, you well wishers.
it's been 4 hours since a state of emergency was declared.
rain has gotten thick. wind is still howling.
they've barricaded the road right past my driveway. only one way out left if I have to flee.
curfew declared an hour ago.
haven't had to drink my own urine yet as I took the precaution to fill up water jugs.
phone line has been out but it's back on now.
have broken into the halloween candy for a heath bar and a reese's peanut butter cup.
must sustain life.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:13 am

you in NYC or the county ?

Hopefully your place dont suffer any serious damage.

Post by **skweezit** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:30 am

I'm in a ny county that's part of what's called the southern tier.
might have to sustain my life a little more with an almond joy candy bar next.
I will survive.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:32 am

gloria gaynor mode then

Post by **skweezit** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:32 pm

I'm good. the flooding missed me.
looks like the storm blew our continent about an hour closer to england,
unless you guys reset your clocks or something?

Post by **Sheep Shagger** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:39 pm

Reminds me of my ex wife, when she came it was wild, wet and the earth moved and when she left she took the house.

Glad you're ok fella, things like this really show the power of nature and how we have no control whatsoever over it

Post by **Justin Credible** » Thu Nov 01, 2012 12:26 am

micko wrote:
nikkiboy wrote:
micko wrote:Who can Fox News point the finger at for this and call for military intervention to sort them out?
Sandy - sounds like desert, I reckon Egypt will be bombed
Egypt at fault!! They'll probably bomb Algeria so.

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