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Post by **M H** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:46 pm

Granddad!

Been a few problems between my daughter and I over the last few months and her and her dick of a partner now reside in fucking Torquay.

However, we've had a chat this evening and I'm going down there Wednesday morning to see them all. My daughter sounded good and happy and I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

Ruby's gonna get the hump though as she aint left my side since I got back from Oxford!

Post by **D & B** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:55 pm

Congrats mate.

The English Riviera, don't forget your suncream.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:57 pm

I am shocked.....................................

torquay ????????????

Post by **M H** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:57 pm

I aint overly happy about the situation mate but I love your avatar

Post by **ITG** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:59 pm

Is Torquay a shit place to bring up kids or that?

Post by **M H** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:03 pm

It's a lovely part of the world but holds memories of stuff we did for our parents for their Gold anniversary. Also 200 miles from home

Post by **welsh** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:22 pm

Torquay is overrated,Been there twice and doubt i'll ever go back..

Congrats to you though mate

Post by **andy a** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:09 am

It may not be your ideal situation but congratulations anyway.

Post by **TimmyB** » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:35 am

I'm also surprised....that you're not a great grandad by now.

Congrats anyway, Martin.

Post by **M H** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:26 pm

Greetings from miles away. Things are certainly far from ideal but there are positives. Lovely little lad and hopefully bit by bit all will fall into place

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:39 pm

well dont go corrupting him , and dont buy him any chelsea kit

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:40 pm

Poor little bastard wouldn't deserve that. Unless he's a racist.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:42 pm

Knots & crosses wrote:Poor little bastard wouldn't deserve that. Unless he's a racist.

exactly, poor kid would be hated in school., develop a dark personality,, and as you say could become a racist.
Would wish that on no kid.

Post by **M H** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:45 pm

Behave the pair of you. The innocence of the young is one of the most precious gifts of life.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:55 pm

M H wrote:Behave the pair of you. The innocence of the young is one of the most precious gifts of life.

of course it is, hence why chelsea football club should have no place in his life

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 8:55 pm

Indeed. So no corrupting him.

Post by **M H** » Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:40 pm

Piss off the pair of you. Found a pub with a decent chuck and beer. Happy days

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