The Fesshole Thread

[shenmue]

I've had dreams about wadey and beautiful beau

[DeepFriedRat]

Me and my ex girlfriend came to the realisation that the mushrooms you get with a Wetherspoons breakfast smell exactly like my cum, so much so she had to eat mine because I now can't stomach them. Unsure whether this is a problem with me or Wetherspoons.

Spoons in Hungary?

[The Thorn]

Me and my ex girlfriend came to the realisation that the mushrooms you get with a Wetherspoons breakfast smell exactly like my cum, so much so she had to eat mine because I now can't stomach them. Unsure whether this is a problem with me or Wetherspoons.

Spoons in Hungary?

This was copied from Fesshole Twitter account

[daveboygreen]

Thorn confirming there that he has ran out of ideas for stories to make up himself so is ripping off others ideas.

[Ross, Bob]

Thorn not living up to Fantasy Dave's standard of making shit up, there.

[daveboygreen]

Ross, Bob feeling the need to continue to live rent free in my head again there.

[Ross, Bob]

Ross, Bob feeling the need to continue to live rent free in my head again there.

Fantasy Dave not lying there. Must be the alcohol.

[shenmue]

Dave doesn't drink anymore, is a changed man and for the better imho

[Ross, Bob]

Dave doesn't drink anymore, is a changed man and for the better imho

Agreed, Dave is sound.rumour has it he's edging quite a lot lately.

[shenmue]

Proud of him

[Captain Hobo]

I don't want to get too profane, but hopefully we're all adults here.

Something went wrong with my heating vent and the cover got loose. I was getting annoyed with the sound of it rattling at night, so I took it off until I could figure out what to do about it. Then I forgot about it for a while, until I knocked something down and it fell directly into the vent.

The toy is heavy and silicone, so there's no chance of getting it out with a vacuum. I've been reaching down as best I can, but I can't even feel where it's gone. I live at my mom's house, and I don't want her to know I lost an adult toy in her vents.

Does anyone have advice? Is it a lost cause? I don't know if it's good for the vent to have something inside it, but since it's pure silicone it shouldn't melt or release fumes. I'm so lost.

[daveboygreen]

I don't want to get too profane, but hopefully we're all adults here.

Something went wrong with my heating vent and the cover got loose. I was getting annoyed with the sound of it rattling at night, so I took it off until I could figure out what to do about it. Then I forgot about it for a while, until I knocked something down and it fell directly into the vent.

The toy is heavy and silicone, so there's no chance of getting it out with a vacuum. I've been reaching down as best I can, but I can't even feel where it's gone. I live at my mom's house, and I don't want her to know I lost an adult toy in her vents.

Does anyone have advice? Is it a lost cause? I don't know if it's good for the vent to have something inside it, but since it's pure silicone it shouldn't melt or release fumes. I'm so lost.

Captain Homo admitting to owning a dildo there.

[The Thorn]

This thread never got going so I will return it to it's original purpose (spamming)

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[Rogg]

; or Buddy Gator is hungry.

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