Merry Christmas Everyone

[skweezit]

It is the shortest day of the year today. It feels like only yesterday that it was the longest day, but that could be something to do with Mansell.

that is funny!

[The Thorn]

Just arrived at the mall for Christmas shopping. On the single most busiest day of the year.

Timer starts now 2.32pm

4 shops down 1 to go!

[The Thorn]

Just arrived at the mall for Christmas shopping. On the single most busiest day of the year.

Timer starts now 2.32pm

4 shops down 1 to go!

4.01 pm and I'm done

The true Christmas speedjobber

[Randall]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

[Rogg]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

[tungsten tossers]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

[Jimmi]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

[tungsten tossers]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

What type of batter ?

[Jimmi]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

What type of batter ?

Cake

[Randall]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

Some cunt stopped in the street the other week and demanded to know why I was following hin and he hadn't stolen anything.
I was just walking to work

[Randall]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

50201600

[Rogg]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

Some cunt stopped in the street the other week and demanded to know why I was following hin and he hadn't stolen anything.
I was just walking to work

Guilty conscience, very interesting.

[Randall]

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

Some cunt stopped in the street the other week and demanded to know why I was following hin and he hadn't stolen anything.
I was just walking to work

Guilty conscience, very interesting.

I told him to fuck himself and continued on my way

[Jimmi]

For only the second time in 25 years I have Christmas eve off
Other time I'd had surgery

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

Some cunt stopped in the street the other week and demanded to know why I was following hin and he hadn't stolen anything.
I was just walking to work

Was he a prolific thief in your store?

[Randall]

Go into the previous shop and ask to see their Easter eggs mate.

And quote the barcode

And batter a shoplifter

Some cunt stopped in the street the other week and demanded to know why I was following hin and he hadn't stolen anything.
I was just walking to work

Was he a prolific thief in your store?

I didn't recognise him
Clearly he knew me

[Tommo]

[tungsten tossers]

[tungsten tossers]

[shenmue]

Fucking hell

[tungsten tossers]