Who is the biggest waste of oxygen at the Modus Muck?

[Emulsfier]

Well? Comms excluded.

[TheMalteseDart]

Harsh on Lipscombe he actually became competent, and Colley has at least won a week

Fishface Kay and Job Collins are a disgrace and get invited every series so they win for me.

Mason Whitlock is also dogshit but he hit a 9er

[Randall]

Vote cast

[The Ginge Reaper]

Vote cast

I don't see a "I haven't heard of any of them" option.

[tungsten tossers]

Vote cast

I don't see a "I haven't heard of any of them" option.

[Randall]

I haven't
Hence my boat

[ChrisW]

I haven't
Hence my boat

Race?

[oche balboa]

Keelan Kay has done nothing for 2-3 years of being there

[Randall]

I haven't
Hence my boat

Race?

Vote
No idea where it got boat from

[Greipel]

Back in 2020 when Kay played one of his first matches ever and beat Jarred Cole:

[DeepFriedRat]

Essay incoming

Would vote both Kay and Collins if I could. Both provide nothing but I'll vote for Kay because he appears more often and is god awful to watch his fish face.

Thoughts on the options-

Cocks- too many invites but definitely improving despite being a huge choker.

Lipscombe- massively improved. Was awful, now competitive, nice throw. Choker though.

Morris- not a bad player, bit of a mong but definitely not total shit

Colley- vile but the best player on the list by a distance

Whitlock- nepo baby, total shit

Hurds- piss poor Wright imitation but gradually improving



The following are also fairly useless in my opinion

Scott Marsh- cracking little Big Doug tribute but absolutely terrible these days. Was good during Covid.

Bradly Roes- won a week but is terrible now and a moody bastard.

David Davies- bottles it at the crunch too often

Steven Johnstone- Tommy Morris only worse, screamer and usually flops

[The Thorn]

Agree with others. Kay and Collins are worst. Whitlock at least is young and being Whitlock's son he will always get attention so that's it.

[Greipel]

Essay incoming

Would vote both Kay and Collins if I could. Both provide nothing but I'll vote for Kay because he appears more often and is god awful to watch his fish face.

Thoughts on the options-

Cocks- too many invites but definitely improving despite being a huge choker.

Lipscombe- massively improved. Was awful, now competitive, nice throw. Choker though.

Morris- not a bad player, bit of a mong but definitely not total shit

Colley- vile but the best player on the list by a distance

Whitlock- nepo baby, total shit

Hurds- piss poor Wright imitation but gradually improving



The following are also fairly useless in my opinion

Scott Marsh- cracking little Big Doug tribute but absolutely terrible these days. Was good during Covid.

Bradly Roes- won a week but is terrible now and a moody bastard.

David Davies- bottles it at the crunch too often

Steven Johnstone- Tommy Morris only worse, screamer and usually flops

Hilarious analysis, mate.

+1

[Emulsfier]

The following are also fairly useless in my opinion

Scott Marsh- cracking little Big Doug tribute but absolutely terrible these days. Was good during Covid.

Steven Johnstone- Tommy Morris only worse, screamer and usually flops

I cant believe I forgot these fucks.

[Trueblue32]

I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific

[The Thorn]

I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific

Might as well not have commented then

[Trueblue32]

I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific

Might as well not have commented then

I beg to differ

[The Thorn]

I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific

Might as well not have commented then

I beg to differ

Slagging off amateur darts I will never accept

[Trueblue32]

I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific

Might as well not have commented then

I beg to differ

Slagging off amateur darts I will never accept

You never thought at least one line up was terrible?

[The Thorn]

I haven’t tuned in once to watch that shite.
Some of the lineups looked absolutely horrific

Might as well not have commented then

I beg to differ

Slagging off amateur darts I will never accept

You never thought at least one line up was terrible?

Being amateur darts and inviting a bunch of people over years some of the standard will be poor yes. I was more disagreeing with you writing a negative comment despite never have watched that.