The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

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Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:09 pm

Following the highs of the Premier League last night with Aspinall and Cross in the final i'm left feeling discombobulated as O'Connor, Lennon, Boulton, Edhouse and Scutt all lose at the first hurdle.

Up to Beaton, Super Mario and the high ranked boys to save my weekend from misery
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:11 pm

Will take a run from Swan, Claydon or Mickey Mansell as well
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:59 pm

Absolute vile washout of an event so far for Team Malt

Roll on Smudger, Searle, Asp and Cross having good runs.

Hope Claydon, Lukeman and Mansell also get through
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:36 pm

Searle out at the first hurdle ffs
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat Mar 02, 2024 12:15 am

Cross, Aspinall and Smudger survive. A shitty day 1 as barely anyone even made any cash... but in perspective unless you go really deep there's not even that much money in the UK Open unless you go deep. Usher for example has won 3 games and made 4.5k, which could be made up on a good weekend at the pro tours
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Mar 03, 2024 4:53 pm

Cross's stinker in that quarter final sums up the weekend for the team.

Devon Petersen also out of the World Cup team, sad times indeed.

We go again next week at the Euro Tour

Lukeman is definitely viable as a future squad member
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Mar 18, 2024 7:43 pm

Team Malt have been on fire since my last post, as Sex Factor went back to back on the Challenge Tour to get himself into 2nd place. Whoever you are to win 14 games in a row at that level is a huge achievement.

Meanwhile Cross made the ET final and only lost because Littler is just ridiculous, other than the UK Open blip against Evans he's been in great nick.

Good day today on the Pro Tour with Smudger getting a semi and a decent run from Willie.

Unfortunately Cross, Aspy and Joycey all sacked it off
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:11 pm

Good run from Smudger making a semi and respectable board finals for Willie and Edhouse with some ton plus performances

Quiet weekend on the darts front coming up. Maybe I need someone from the Womens Series to become a member of Team Malt. I like Fallon but would rather maybe root for someone outside of the top 5. Any suggestions?
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Post by Rogg » Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:00 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:11 pm Good run from Smudger making a semi and respectable board finals for Willie and Edhouse with some ton plus performances

Quiet weekend on the darts front coming up. Maybe I need someone from the Womens Series to become a member of Team Malt. I like Fallon but would rather maybe root for someone outside of the top 5. Any suggestions?
How about Natalie Gilbert? https://www.pdc.tv/news/2023/10/18/gilb ... series-win
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Post by Rogg » Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:04 pm

Or one of these. Robyn would suit you. viewtopic.php?p=1515089&hilit=2023+wome ... s#p1514705
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Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:11 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 8:11 pm Good run from Smudger making a semi and respectable board finals for Willie and Edhouse with some ton plus performances

Quiet weekend on the darts front coming up. Maybe I need someone from the Womens Series to become a member of Team Malt. I like Fallon but would rather maybe root for someone outside of the top 5. Any suggestions?
Maybe Aoife ?

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Post by The Thorn » Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:18 pm

In the spirit of Team Malt I would suggest Jo Locke or Kim Holden
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Post by Rogg » Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:26 pm

Malt leafing through the bride order catalogue.
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:00 pm

All brilliant shouts. Gilbert, respectfully a slow plodder with a nice story behind her. Byrne, a young talent who is on the up. Aoife who is quite easy on the eye and a perfect member due to her ongoing relationship with Scuba...

I will take time to mull over my options.

If Yuki played regularly she would always be my number 1
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Mar 20, 2024 2:12 am

Rogg wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 10:26 pm Malt leafing through the bride order catalogue.
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:43 pm

Congratulations to Edhouse for qualifying for both euro tours today, a very good start to the year .

Ross Smith has also had a quietly good start to the year on the tour, I think he made 3 semi finals in a row

Quite happy with the shape of the team at the moment in terms of tour card holders. I expect more from O'Connor though, frustratingly inconsistent

Steve Beaton is 99th on the Year to Date OOM with only 5k :( but don't think he's been playing too bad tbh


Looking forward to the weekend as Edhouse and Willie qualified for the ET, but no Joycey for this one and the next :(
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Aug 08, 2024 5:22 pm

As the team have been on fire this year with jobbers like Edhouse being on fire it is time the team adds a new member to the non tour card holder squad to further bolster our ranks.

Welcome Adrian Gray. A cracking lad who’s been around for years, beat Taylor on the telly and is playing some good stuff in Modus, fits perfectly in the mould of a British jobber to fit my team. He’s also very good at soft tip and goes out to Asia to play quite a lot
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Post by Rogg » Mon Sep 30, 2024 3:07 pm

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Post by Randall » Mon Sep 30, 2024 3:14 pm

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Post by Ross, Bob » Mon Sep 30, 2024 3:15 pm

Rogg wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2024 3:07 pm
Charles Manson?
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