The Fesshole Thread - Send Me Your Anonymous Confessions!

[The Thorn]

Not expecting much from this but meh, it's a Friday

[The Thorn]

Me and my ex girlfriend came to the realisation that the mushrooms you get with a Wetherspoons breakfast smell exactly like my cum, so much so she had to eat mine because I now can't stomach them. Unsure whether this is a problem with me or Wetherspoons.

[HalloweenJack]

Me and my ex girlfriend

At this point I suspected another lie.

[The Thorn]

Wait. Actually there might be a good thread in this instead of me just copying and pasting shit from Twitter

[The Thorn]

Everyone can PM me their confessions and I will publish them here anonymously. It can be a darts related opinion or anything else.

In the spirit of anonymity please don't start publicly guessing who the user is.

[HalloweenJack]

Yes, I can imagine right now your PM inbox must be overloaded with TDF members confessing to you.

[The Thorn]

Fess #1

It is all subjective, but this is my top 10 darts players of all-time. I didn't post this list on the forum because I know the usual suspects with an anti-BDO agenda would see it as a red rag to a bull.

1. Taylor
2. Barney
3. Adams
4. Wadey. I am not just listing him this high because I am on Team Wade.
5. MVG
6. Duzza
7. Hankey. Not just because of the shithousery.
8. Lowe
9. Waites
10. Anderson

Wright, Gregory, Willson and Whitcombe all narrowly miss out.

[daveboygreen]

Yet more total bullshit from Thorn.

[Jimmi]

Fess #1

It is all subjective, but this is my top 10 darts players of all-time. I didn't post this list on the forum because I know the usual suspects with an anti-BDO agenda would see it as a red rag to a bull.

1. Taylor
2. Barney
3. Adams
4. Wadey. I am not just listing him this high because I am on Team Wade.
5. MVG
6. Duzza
7. Hankey. Not just because of the shithousery.
8. Lowe
9. Waites
10. Anderson

Wright, Gregory, Willson and Whitcombe all narrowly miss out.

Obviously HalloweenJack or your own post trying to make out it’s HJ

[sennafan24]

"Subjective"

"Wadey"

"Hankey"

"Agenda"

[Ross, Bob]

Someone please close this thread.

[shenmue]

Bingo

[Tommo]

[shenmue]

Hilarious

[HalloweenJack]

Fess #1

It is all subjective, but this is my top 10 darts players of all-time. I didn't post this list on the forum because I know the usual suspects with an anti-BDO agenda would see it as a red rag to a bull.

1. Taylor
2. Barney
3. Adams
4. Wadey. I am not just listing him this high because I am on Team Wade.
5. MVG
6. Duzza
7. Hankey. Not just because of the shithousery.
8. Lowe
9. Waites
10. Anderson

Wright, Gregory, Willson and Whitcombe all narrowly miss out.

Obviously HalloweenJack or your own post trying to make out it’s HJ

Yeah, I wonder which one it could be

[The Thorn]

Fess #2

No word of a lie but I once dreamt Joe Bugner was fighting Funso Banjo and in the 3rd round Bugner roundhouse kicks Banjo in the head and knocks him spark out. Bugner was declared the winner. This was a boxing match.

Ok thanks.

[shenmue]

I love wadey, beautiful beau and inspirational noa.

[HalloweenJack]

Fess #2

No word of a lie but I once dreamt Joe Bugner was fighting Funso Banjo and in the 3rd round Bugner roundhouse kicks Banjo in the head and knocks him spark out. Bugner was declared the winner. This was a boxing match.

Ok thanks.

Was that one of Senna’s or aren’t you allowed to say?

[sennafan24]

Was that one of Senna’s or aren’t you allowed to say?

Everyone can PM me their confessions and I will publish them here anonymously. It can be a darts related opinion or anything else.

In the spirit of anonymity please don't start publicly guessing who the user is.

You are becoming very paranoid btw.

[HalloweenJack]

Was that one of Senna’s or aren’t you allowed to say?

Everyone can PM me their confessions and I will publish them here anonymously. It can be a darts related opinion or anything else.

In the spirit of anonymity please don't start publicly guessing who the user is.

You are becoming very paranoid btw.

Sorry mate, I don’t mind if you (cough) or anyone else wants to do a Halloweenjack parody post.
It wouldn’t be the first and I doubt the last time