household chores

Post by **martin71109** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:16 pm

does anybody do household chores?

my job is the hoovering and i frikkin hate it; daily task

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:23 pm

NO

I basically keep the spare bedroom I use for my computer den clean as I am very minimilistic.
I have made approx 4-5 cups of tea since since my wife and I got together.I have not cooked once either.....thats her domain and she is happy, as she maintains I would make shit of her precious kitchen.
When she broke her ankle a few years backI ended up doing the housework but dinner was being ordered.

With the dogs I do make sure i keep the place clean, and bar hanging out the washing or held change the bedding with her I normally let that to her.

That said, anything like cutting the grass, walking the dogs, painting, manual stuff thats all my domain

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:26 pm

I cook, wash the dishes, wash clothes, chase the rugrat to keep her room clean. Just the usual.

Post by **martin71109** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:28 pm

nice write up gaz, i'm like you knots i do the dishes and do the odd bit of cooking

it's just the daily hoovering that does my head in so i try to make it every second day

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:37 pm

martin71109 wrote:nice write up gaz, i'm like you knots i do the dishes and do the odd bit of cooking

it's just the daily hoovering that does my head in so i try to make it every second day

bar the staircase every room in my house has either wood flooring or is tiled, and its handy as carpet would be destroyed by dog footprints with the timber is a mop job for the wife.

I also have done the ironing on ocassion for her,as its about the only chore she really hates but no need generally for my own clothes as I only wear levi jeans and no other brand and wear those iron free shirts, unless i am wearing a suit for a wedding like a couple of days ago

Post by **gazman** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:56 pm

Im incharge of the ironing at weekends whilst the boss works, and it makes me feel like a real man. She lets it fucking pile up big time as well, though I do get my own back by putting cut your fingers creases down her jeans.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:57 pm

you dont put creases in jeans..................are you fuckin insane ?

Post by **gazman** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:59 pm

Aye, in hers. Amuses me no end.

Post by **micko** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:00 pm

Post by **martin71109** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:01 pm

Justin Credible wrote:you dont put creases in jeans..................are you fuckin insane ?

yep, he is

Post by **D & B** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:10 pm

Anything for a quiet life.

Post by **welsh** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:14 pm

I'll do some cooking as i don't mind it but as for anything else i always feel it's better to leave it to the expert

Post by **micko** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:16 pm

Is it any wonder ye feckers had an empire, anyhting to get away from the housework.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:23 pm

HAD being the main word

Post by **welsh** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:27 pm

micko wrote:Is it any wonder ye feckers had an empire, anyhting to get away from the housework.

Not my fault the wife is happy to hoover round my feet and wipe my arse

Post by **micko** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:29 pm

Fell apart once our lads decided to fight each other instead of some spear chucking African native.

Post by **martin71109** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:30 pm

welsh wrote:
micko wrote:Is it any wonder ye feckers had an empire, anyhting to get away from the housework.
Not my fault the wife is happy to hoover round my feet and wipe my arse

honesty is the best policy

Post by **Randall** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:30 pm

i wash the pots on special occasions.

Post by **micko** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:30 pm

I don't mind helping around the house, but ffs lads, IRONING!!!!

Post by **gazman** » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:35 pm

Can we pretend I never said I do ironing. In hindsight, it probably wasn't a good thing to admit to on a darts forum. To redeem myself Iwill admit to pissing in the shower and scratching my arse in company.