Nicknames

[Brainbox]

Isn't Humphries called Puke?

[daveboygreen]

Think a few years ago I gave my thoughts on players nicknames, It is one thing that really pisses me off with players that think they have to have a nickname and make up any old shite they can think of or copy an existing players nickname, Take 'Cobra' for example, I know at least 4 players with that nickname.

A nickname should be one that is given to you by others ideally so god forbid Thorn actually ever gets to the stage in darts where he feels the need for a nickname as I don't think 'The Twat' or 'Utter Cunt' would really be acceptable.

[DeepFriedRat]

Think a few years ago I gave my thoughts on players nicknames, It is one thing that really pisses me off with players that think they have to have a nickname and make up any old shite they can think of or copy an existing players nickname, Take 'Cobra' for example, I know at least 4 players with that nickname.

A nickname should be one that is given to you by others ideally so god forbid Thorn actually ever gets to the stage in darts where he feels the need for a nickname as I don't think 'The Twat' or 'Utter Cunt' would really be acceptable.

- The Iceman- Alan Warriner and Gerwyn Price

- The Flying Scotsman- Jocky Wilson and Gary Anderson

- The Heat- Denis Ovens and Damon Heta

- The King- Mervyn King and Corey Cadby

- The Wizard- Colin Osborne and Simon Whitlock

- Rocky- Andy Jenkins and Josh Rock

- Diamond- Dave Askew and Ian White

- Bull related- Terry Jenkins, Michael Smith, Mal Cuming and James Bailey

- Dog related- Scott Mitchell and Brian Dawson

- Cobra related- Jelle Klaasen and Jeffrey de Zwaan

- Shaggy- Joe Murnan, Scott Williams and Antony Allen

- The ... Giant- Gabriel Clemens and Martijn Kleermaker

- The Joker- John O'Shea and Jose Justicia

- The Prince of Wales- Richie Burnett and Lewy Williams

- The Viking- Andy Fordham and Boris Koltsov

- The Gambler- Danny Baggish and Graham Usher

- The Captain- Aden Kirk and Jimmy Hendriks

- Ginja Ninja- Matt Campbell and Chris Gilliland

- The Game- Steve Douglas and Scott Walters

- Iron Man- Dennis Nilsson and Kevin Burness

- Tsunami- Yordi Meeuwisse and Jason Heaver

[KingBinglin]

Think a few years ago I gave my thoughts on players nicknames, It is one thing that really pisses me off with players that think they have to have a nickname and make up any old shite they can think of or copy an existing players nickname, Take 'Cobra' for example, I know at least 4 players with that nickname.

A nickname should be one that is given to you by others ideally so god forbid Thorn actually ever gets to the stage in darts where he feels the need for a nickname as I don't think 'The Twat' or 'Utter Cunt' would really be acceptable.

Plus it's already taken by your good self.

[daveboygreen]

Think a few years ago I gave my thoughts on players nicknames, It is one thing that really pisses me off with players that think they have to have a nickname and make up any old shite they can think of or copy an existing players nickname, Take 'Cobra' for example, I know at least 4 players with that nickname.

A nickname should be one that is given to you by others ideally so god forbid Thorn actually ever gets to the stage in darts where he feels the need for a nickname as I don't think 'The Twat' or 'Utter Cunt' would really be acceptable.

Plus it's already taken by your good self.

KingBellend off the list as well then.

[skweezit]

hoping that new guy...the "prince of dartness"...comes out in alice cooper type face paint.
don't remember his name, but I would if he did.

[The real ssjsa]

Think a few years ago I gave my thoughts on players nicknames, It is one thing that really pisses me off with players that think they have to have a nickname and make up any old shite they can think of or copy an existing players nickname, Take 'Cobra' for example, I know at least 4 players with that nickname.

A nickname should be one that is given to you by others ideally so god forbid Thorn actually ever gets to the stage in darts where he feels the need for a nickname as I don't think 'The Twat' or 'Utter Cunt' would really be acceptable.

Plus it's already taken by your good self.

Totally inappropriate nickname. Could you imagine if in the future Dave gets himself on to Modus. Think even on Sporty TV would be an issue.

For me Dave "Walter Mitty" Green might be both an acceptable and wholly accurate moniker. Or Dave "Vanquisher of Thirsty Matt" Green.

[daveboygreen]

Super Sonic Job Seeking Arsehole is getting very boring and the cunt is less than 500 posts into his life on TDF.

[Greipel]

Think a few years ago I gave my thoughts on players nicknames, It is one thing that really pisses me off with players that think they have to have a nickname and make up any old shite they can think of or copy an existing players nickname, Take 'Cobra' for example, I know at least 4 players with that nickname.

A nickname should be one that is given to you by others ideally so god forbid Thorn actually ever gets to the stage in darts where he feels the need for a nickname as I don't think 'The Twat' or 'Utter Cunt' would really be acceptable.

Plus it's already taken by your good self.

KingBellend off the list as well then.

He already has a nickname (IFAG).

[The real ssjsa]

Super Sonic Job Seeking Arsehole is getting very boring and the cunt is less than 500 posts into his life on TDF.

Good evening David. Have you been sharing a couple of bottles of Buckfast across the fence with your next door neighbour again?

Wasn't a 100% sure if the Super Sonic Job Seeking arsehole was referring to me, but if so wholly inaccurate. I am 60 in April and the only time I have ever been technically unemployed was for 8 months in 2015/16 after agreeing a substantial settlement to leave the business I had beeen employed with for over 20 years. Those 8 months off were great but got bored, so went back to the grind of gainful employment and have been working ever since.

I remember on another forum you posted that you used to fit carpets for Mays Carpets and think at the time I advised you that following my previous company acquiring that business from the Mays brothers, I actually ran that business, so surprised that our paths did not cross if you were working in either the Abingdon or Swindon units post buyout. Anyway apologies if you were not referring to me.

[daveboygreen]

Super Sonic Job Seeking Arsehole is getting very boring and the cunt is less than 500 posts into his life on TDF.

Good evening David. Have you been sharing a couple of bottles of Buckfast across the fence with your next door neighbour again?

Wasn't a 100% sure if the Super Sonic Job Seeking arsehole was referring to me, but if so wholly inaccurate. I am 60 in April and the only time I have ever been technically unemployed was for 8 months in 2015/16 after agreeing a substantial settlement to leave the business I had beeen employed with for over 20 years. Those 8 months off were great but got bored, so went back to the grind of gainful employment and have been working ever since.

I remember on another forum you posted that you used to fit carpets for Mays Carpets and think at the time I advised you that following my previous company acquiring that business from the Mays brothers, I actually ran that business, so surprised that our paths did not cross if you were working in either the Abingdon or Swindon units post buyout. Anyway apologies if you were not referring to me.

I worked for a company twice who's building was owned by Mays Carpets and I used to use fitters that worked for Mays (Most were self employed) to fit flooring and had a lot of dealings as well with Mays.

[The real ssjsa]

Super Sonic Job Seeking Arsehole is getting very boring and the cunt is less than 500 posts into his life on TDF.

Good evening David. Have you been sharing a couple of bottles of Buckfast across the fence with your next door neighbour again?

Wasn't a 100% sure if the Super Sonic Job Seeking arsehole was referring to me, but if so wholly inaccurate. I am 60 in April and the only time I have ever been technically unemployed was for 8 months in 2015/16 after agreeing a substantial settlement to leave the business I had beeen employed with for over 20 years. Those 8 months off were great but got bored, so went back to the grind of gainful employment and have been working ever since.

I remember on another forum you posted that you used to fit carpets for Mays Carpets and think at the time I advised you that following my previous company acquiring that business from the Mays brothers, I actually ran that business, so surprised that our paths did not cross if you were working in either the Abingdon or Swindon units post buyout. Anyway apologies if you were not referring to me.

I worked for a company twice who's building was owned by Mays Carpets and I used to use fitters that worked for Mays (Most were self employed) to fit flooring and had a lot of dealings as well with Mays.

Ah right. So you were never a carpet fitter and only sub contracted carpet fitters that worked for that business. My mistake.

[The Thorn]

I'm a carpet muncher

[daveboygreen]

Super Sonic Job Seeking Arsehole is getting very boring and the cunt is less than 500 posts into his life on TDF.

Good evening David. Have you been sharing a couple of bottles of Buckfast across the fence with your next door neighbour again?

Wasn't a 100% sure if the Super Sonic Job Seeking arsehole was referring to me, but if so wholly inaccurate. I am 60 in April and the only time I have ever been technically unemployed was for 8 months in 2015/16 after agreeing a substantial settlement to leave the business I had beeen employed with for over 20 years. Those 8 months off were great but got bored, so went back to the grind of gainful employment and have been working ever since.

I remember on another forum you posted that you used to fit carpets for Mays Carpets and think at the time I advised you that following my previous company acquiring that business from the Mays brothers, I actually ran that business, so surprised that our paths did not cross if you were working in either the Abingdon or Swindon units post buyout. Anyway apologies if you were not referring to me.

I worked for a company twice who's building was owned by Mays Carpets and I used to use fitters that worked for Mays (Most were self employed) to fit flooring and had a lot of dealings as well with Mays.

Ah right. So you were never a carpet fitter and only sub contracted carpet fitters that worked for that business. My mistake.

Not when I returned to work for them but did a lot of fitting during my first stint up until the business changed and I was made responsible for other things.

[daveboygreen]

I'm a carpet muncher

You just never fucking learn do ya dickhead!!

[daveboygreen]

Super Sonic Job Seeking Arsehole is getting very boring and the cunt is less than 500 posts into his life on TDF.

Good evening David. Have you been sharing a couple of bottles of Buckfast across the fence with your next door neighbour again?

Wasn't a 100% sure if the Super Sonic Job Seeking arsehole was referring to me, but if so wholly inaccurate. I am 60 in April and the only time I have ever been technically unemployed was for 8 months in 2015/16 after agreeing a substantial settlement to leave the business I had beeen employed with for over 20 years. Those 8 months off were great but got bored, so went back to the grind of gainful employment and have been working ever since.

I remember on another forum you posted that you used to fit carpets for Mays Carpets and think at the time I advised you that following my previous company acquiring that business from the Mays brothers, I actually ran that business, so surprised that our paths did not cross if you were working in either the Abingdon or Swindon units post buyout. Anyway apologies if you were not referring to me.

I worked for a company twice who's building was owned by Mays Carpets and I used to use fitters that worked for Mays (Most were self employed) to fit flooring and had a lot of dealings as well with Mays.

Ah right. So you were never a carpet fitter and only sub contracted carpet fitters that worked for that business. My mistake.

Being from that trade you must have crossed paths with one of my first ever bosses from Oxford/Abingdon called Clive Morgan. The Mays used to offer him a job every other week.

[Captain Hobo]

Think a few years ago I gave my thoughts on players nicknames, It is one thing that really pisses me off with players that think they have to have a nickname and make up any old shite they can think of or copy an existing players nickname, Take 'Cobra' for example, I know at least 4 players with that nickname.

A nickname should be one that is given to you by others ideally so god forbid Thorn actually ever gets to the stage in darts where he feels the need for a nickname as I don't think 'The Twat' or 'Utter Cunt' would really be acceptable.

Plus it's already taken by your good self.

Totally inappropriate nickname. Could you imagine if in the future Dave gets himself on to Modus. Think even on Sporty TV would be an issue.

For me Dave "Walter Mitty" Green might be both an acceptable and wholly accurate moniker. Or Dave "Vanquisher of Thirsty Matt" Green.

Let's be honest, the only way Dave will ever get near needing a nickname for darts is if he begins identifying as a woman.

So the obvious choice would be Dave 'Girl' Green.

[Captain Hobo]

Isn't Humphries called Puke?

Fluke, mate.

[Greipel]

Isn't Humphries called Puke?

Fluke, mate.

Don't quote Smithy ffs!

[shenmue]

Humps or humpy, i used to call him aids which i do fell bad about.