Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:36 am

Taylor raped me
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by ChrisW » Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:42 am

Sweating like a hippo in a power shower.
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by wengeruk » Fri Aug 25, 2023 10:45 am

That's a massive bust
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by .Scatman. » Fri Aug 25, 2023 3:02 pm

' did you know, that the scoring areas were much bigger on an eclipse than a blade 4'
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Aug 25, 2023 5:33 pm

Superb grouping
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by dartsdirect81 » Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:18 pm

The targets get bigger every year
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by Mabbsy » Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:30 pm

What's the prize money for this ?
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:32 pm

I like this meat raffle.
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by Mabbsy » Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:32 pm

I need 4 or 5 pints to be at my best.
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:35 pm

You require 69
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:36 pm

Game shot
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by Deadshot » Sat Aug 26, 2023 10:51 pm

He's bust!
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by daveboygreen » Sat Aug 26, 2023 11:13 pm

One for Oche and Thorn....

'Is it in?'
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by Mabbsy » Sat Aug 26, 2023 11:17 pm

One for DbG :-

I used to be able to finish but these days injuries and illnesses prevent me from getting to the end result.
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Aug 27, 2023 6:49 am

Mabbsy wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 11:17 pm One for DbG :-

I used to be able to finish but these days injuries and illnesses prevent me from getting to the end result.
Mabbsy still jealous. Sad scenes.
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by dartsdirect81 » Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:18 am

What a world class shot that is
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by dartsdirect81 » Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:25 am

In Mervyn King's case, i'd imagine a lot of moaning occurs
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by Randall » Sun Aug 27, 2023 11:27 am

Get it in and get the fuck out of there
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by dartsdirect81 » Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:04 pm

No chance that’s fitting in there with the size of my barrels
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Re: Something you can say both while playing darts and while having sex

Post by dartsdirect81 » Sat Sep 02, 2023 7:53 pm

I've pounded them
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