Best things happened to you today

[tungsten tossers]

I'd be happy to have Randall as a neighbour.

Like living next to the equaliser
Not the 1st time I've been called into action

More like The Tranquilizer

[Randall]

I had my truncheon out

" you call that a truncheon... more like a hot dog "

I sent them packing
Although they did throw a bucket of petrol at me

The neighbour has been to see old bill this morning
Zero fucks they gave.

[Randall]

I'd be happy to have Randall as a neighbour.

Like living next to the equaliser
Not the 1st time I've been called into action

More like The Tranquilizer

[tungsten tossers]

I had my truncheon out

" you call that a truncheon... more like a hot dog "

I sent them packing
Although they did throw a bucket of petrol at me

The neighbour has been to see old bill this morning
Zero fucks they gave.

They are not interested in anything like that... useless wankers

[Randall]

" you call that a truncheon... more like a hot dog "

I sent them packing
Although they did throw a bucket of petrol at me

The neighbour has been to see old bill this morning
Zero fucks they gave.

They are not interested in anything like that... useless wankers

They cautioned against me getting in their faces if it happens again but rather to call them apparently.
What would be the point lads really? Just told the guy you don't care ffs

[tungsten tossers]

I sent them packing
Although they did throw a bucket of petrol at me

The neighbour has been to see old bill this morning
Zero fucks they gave.

They are not interested in anything like that... useless wankers

They cautioned against me getting in their faces if it happens again but rather to call them apparently.
What would be the point lads really? Just told the guy you don't care ffs

By the time they turned up the guys would be at home with their feet up

[Randall]

The neighbour has been to see old bill this morning
Zero fucks they gave.

They are not interested in anything like that... useless wankers

They cautioned against me getting in their faces if it happens again but rather to call them apparently.
What would be the point lads really? Just told the guy you don't care ffs

By the time they turned up the guys would be at home with their feet up

I fail to see how it's not theft
She had paid for her fuel and they stole it

[tungsten tossers]

The neighbour has been to see old bill this morning
Zero fucks they gave.

They are not interested in anything like that... useless wankers

They cautioned against me getting in their faces if it happens again but rather to call them apparently.
What would be the point lads really? Just told the guy you don't care ffs

By the time they turned up the guys would be at home with their feet up

I fail to see how it's not theft
She had paid for her fuel and they stole it

They are too busy chasing people for hate crimes on Twitter

[Randall]

They are not interested in anything like that... useless wankers

They cautioned against me getting in their faces if it happens again but rather to call them apparently.
What would be the point lads really? Just told the guy you don't care ffs

By the time they turned up the guys would be at home with their feet up

I fail to see how it's not theft
She had paid for her fuel and they stole it

They are too busy chasing people for hate crimes on Twitter

They did call me a few choice names

[sennafan24]

Her husband was away and she had a problem in her back passage

I had my truncheon out

You are now on my list with Oche, Thorn and Beppe.

[sennafan24]

I'd be happy to have Randall as a neighbour.

Like living next to the equaliser
Not the 1st time I've been called into action

More like The Tranquilizer

[The Thorn]

Fair play Randall

[sennafan24]

I had my truncheon out

" you call that a truncheon... more like a hot dog "

I sent them packing
Although they did throw a bucket of petrol at me

FFS.

[Randall]

Her husband was away and she had a problem in her back passage

I had my truncheon out

You are now on my list with Oche, Thorn and Beppe.

[Randall]

I had my truncheon out

" you call that a truncheon... more like a hot dog "

I sent them packing
Although they did throw a bucket of petrol at me

FFS.

The police are in attendance!!

[Rogg]

I saw a robin and a squirrel in one frame with my face. Brilliant. +1

[oche balboa]

I managed to dress myself

[Rogg]

TDF: Always Winning.

[Ross, Bob]

Thorn replying to my posts.

[The Thorn]

Thorn replying to my posts.

Love you