Team Egg 2023

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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:14 am

Emulsfier wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 7:46 pm Bad eggs:

Peter Wright
Gerwyn Price
Callan Rydz
Vincent van der Voort
Adrian Lewis
Ryan Meikle
Jermaine Wattimena
Luke Woodhouse
Steve Lennon
Robert Owen
Jose Justicia
Richie Burnett
Niels Zonneveld
Corey Cadby
Lee Evans
Nick Kenny
Arron Monk

Rotten Eggs:

Michael van Gerwen
Luke Humphries
Dimitri van den Bergh
Raymond van Barneveld
Adam Gawlas
Adam Smith-Neale
Why Lee Evans??
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:22 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:14 am
Emulsfier wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 7:46 pm Bad eggs:

Peter Wright
Gerwyn Price
Callan Rydz
Vincent van der Voort
Adrian Lewis
Ryan Meikle
Jermaine Wattimena
Luke Woodhouse
Steve Lennon
Robert Owen
Jose Justicia
Richie Burnett
Niels Zonneveld
Corey Cadby
Lee Evans
Nick Kenny
Arron Monk

Rotten Eggs:

Michael van Gerwen
Luke Humphries
Dimitri van den Bergh
Raymond van Barneveld
Adam Gawlas
Adam Smith-Neale
Why Lee Evans??
Watch him regularly and it becomes infuriating. Dimi esque in terms of standing back for as long as possible thinking about throwing. Constantly chalks his hands, not sure if it’s a genuine routine or a deliberate attempt to slow people down but we will for sure be calling him a cunt in a Niederhausen ET event this coming year.

He’s a good player mind
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:40 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:14 am
Emulsfier wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 7:46 pm Bad eggs:

Peter Wright
Gerwyn Price
Callan Rydz
Vincent van der Voort
Adrian Lewis
Ryan Meikle
Jermaine Wattimena
Luke Woodhouse
Steve Lennon
Robert Owen
Jose Justicia
Richie Burnett
Niels Zonneveld
Corey Cadby
Lee Evans
Nick Kenny
Arron Monk

Rotten Eggs:

Michael van Gerwen
Luke Humphries
Dimitri van den Bergh
Raymond van Barneveld
Adam Gawlas
Adam Smith-Neale
Why Lee Evans??
His pissing about for 8 years every visit during the muck really annoyed me.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:41 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:22 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:14 am
Emulsfier wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 7:46 pm Bad eggs:

Peter Wright
Gerwyn Price
Callan Rydz
Vincent van der Voort
Adrian Lewis
Ryan Meikle
Jermaine Wattimena
Luke Woodhouse
Steve Lennon
Robert Owen
Jose Justicia
Richie Burnett
Niels Zonneveld
Corey Cadby
Lee Evans
Nick Kenny
Arron Monk

Rotten Eggs:

Michael van Gerwen
Luke Humphries
Dimitri van den Bergh
Raymond van Barneveld
Adam Gawlas
Adam Smith-Neale
Why Lee Evans??
Watch him regularly and it becomes infuriating. Dimi esque in terms of standing back for as long as possible thinking about throwing. Constantly chalks his hands, not sure if it’s a genuine routine or a deliberate attempt to slow people down but we will for sure be calling him a cunt in a Niederhausen ET event this coming year.

He’s a good player mind
Exactly this.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Feb 20, 2023 5:00 pm

Not been a bad start for the eggmen, and the rotten eggs have been fairly shit. Good stuff.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:00 pm

Richie grudgingly removed from the bad eggs.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Greipel » Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:02 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:14 am
Emulsfier wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 7:46 pm Bad eggs:

Peter Wright
Gerwyn Price
Callan Rydz
Vincent van der Voort
Adrian Lewis
Ryan Meikle
Jermaine Wattimena
Luke Woodhouse
Steve Lennon
Robert Owen
Jose Justicia
Richie Burnett
Niels Zonneveld
Corey Cadby
Lee Evans
Nick Kenny
Arron Monk

Rotten Eggs:

Michael van Gerwen
Luke Humphries
Dimitri van den Bergh
Raymond van Barneveld
Adam Gawlas
Adam Smith-Neale
Why Lee Evans??
'cause he is a damn matchfixer.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:26 pm

May as well remove Clayton from the mini eggs too.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Mar 05, 2023 11:48 pm

Gilding upgraded to good egg.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by KingBinglin » Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:04 am

Top lad egg!

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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by The Thorn » Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:05 am

Egg headed cunt
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:09 pm

Eggs updated.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Safc » Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:26 pm

GERWYN PRICE CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:33 pm

Safc wrote: Tue Jun 13, 2023 7:26 pm GERWYN PRICE CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE
Ok thanks.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Rogg » Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:07 pm

No sign of Evetts in the egg classification...
not a girl

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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by The Thorn » Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:12 pm

Rogg wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:07 pm No sign of Evetts in the egg classification...
Well he is irrelevant
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:56 pm

Rogg wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:07 pm No sign of Evetts in the egg classification...
Too bland for even me to classify.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:30 pm

Brenda may need a special egg class of his own now.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by Deadshot » Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:37 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:30 pm Brenda may need a special egg class of his own now.
Don’t over egg it. Dolan did a job tonight but he is your standard darts poacher. One game doesn’t make up for years of clogging.
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Re: Team Egg 2023

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jul 16, 2023 10:37 pm

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