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Post by Smithy1412 » Sun Apr 23, 2023 10:11 am

Just found out someone has shoved a banana in the car's exhaust pipe. Little brats :lol:
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm

Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon May 01, 2023 9:47 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Please don't subject her to Barney and Biscuit :D
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Post by The Thorn » Mon May 01, 2023 9:52 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Congratulations to you and Greipel mate
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon May 01, 2023 10:35 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:47 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Please don't subject her to Barney and Biscuit :D
The minute she looks at Ryan Joyce, I've lost her forever :lol: :lol:
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Post by Greipel » Mon May 01, 2023 10:37 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:52 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Congratulations to you and Greipel mate
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon May 01, 2023 10:49 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Congratulations, but dear god, don't allow her to see Thorn's posts.
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HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Apr 04, 2025 6:35 am Okay, I stand corrected.
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon May 01, 2023 10:57 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 10:35 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:47 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Please don't subject her to Barney and Biscuit :D
The minute she looks at Ryan Joyce, I've lost her forever :lol: :lol:
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Re: Best things happened to you today

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon May 01, 2023 11:44 pm

The Joyce fan club only has 3 strong members here so you need to get your girlfriend to join up DFR.

I hope you’ve warned her to not talk to you for at least 3 hours when Clayton or Barney get dumped out in round 2 or a euro tour to the likes of Jose Justicia

And also congratulations!
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Tue May 02, 2023 5:34 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 10:49 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Congratulations, but dear god, don't allow her to see Thorn's posts.
:lol: :lol:

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Post by DeepFriedRat » Tue May 02, 2023 5:36 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 11:44 pm The Joyce fan club only has 3 strong members here so you need to get your girlfriend to join up DFR.

I hope you’ve warned her to not talk to you for at least 3 hours when Clayton or Barney get dumped out in round 2 or a euro tour to the likes of Jose Justicia

And also congratulations!
You know it Malt! Joyce could do with some more support

Also, I do get very pissed after Round Twos on Euro Tours :lol: , ruins the whole weekend watching the 4k fade into the abyss 💔

But yes thanks all!
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Post by Jimmi » Tue May 02, 2023 5:55 pm

Well done, DFR. ❤️
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Post by HalloweenJack » Thu May 04, 2023 8:07 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 10:49 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
Congratulations, but dear god, don't allow her to see Thorn's posts.
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Post by HalloweenJack » Thu May 04, 2023 8:09 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
The ideal dinner date, you and your girlfriend with Barney and his mate Ross Bob joining you both.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Best things happened to you today

Post by Randall » Thu May 04, 2023 8:17 pm

Well played
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Post by Ross, Bob » Thu May 04, 2023 8:20 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:09 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend :D

Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways ❤️
The ideal dinner date, you and your girlfriend with Barney and his mate Ross Bob joining you both.
What could possibly go wrong?
I could think of a few things, most of them illegal.
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Re: Best things happened to you today

Post by Ross, Bob » Thu May 04, 2023 8:21 pm

Randall wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:17 pm Well played
Hide your wallet
Randall promoting unprotected sex, there.
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Post by Safc » Thu May 04, 2023 8:59 pm

Randall wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:17 pm Well played
Hide your wallet
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Re: Best things happened to you today

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat May 06, 2023 6:29 pm

Went on a date today. It was nice.
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Re: Best things happened to you today

Post by The Thorn » Sat May 06, 2023 6:37 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 6:29 pm Went on a date today. It was nice.
Did you have a wank before?
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