2023 European Championship - Dortmund 26th-29th October

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by ChrisW » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:56 pm

skweezit wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:52 pm sometimes the camera angle makes gabriel clemens look like just a big fat guy instead of the towering giant that he is.
Did you notice his right tit hangs much lower than the left?

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:59 pm

Shitters playing fairly well.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:01 pm

As soon as I say it however...
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Smithy1412 » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:02 pm

This is a good game
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by ChrisW » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:03 pm

Gabs going to take this.

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:03 pm

simon's foot has fallen off the gas pedal
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:05 pm

Fucking hell Shitlock...
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:06 pm

Horrific pants shitting there.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:06 pm

Time for Whitlock to retire after that, fucking shambles
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by The Thorn » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:06 pm

Nice
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Smithy1412 » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:08 pm

If I was Simon, i would be tearing my ponytail out
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:08 pm

ChrisW wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:56 pm
skweezit wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:52 pm sometimes the camera angle makes gabriel clemens look like just a big fat guy instead of the towering giant that he is.
Did you notice his right tit hangs much lower than the left?
may be a third nipple?

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:09 pm

gabe ain't afraid of no beard.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Safc » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:22 pm

I didn't see it but the Hempel v Wilson game looked absolutely horrendous both will 100% be at Q-School next Jan
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by KingBinglin » Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:26 pm

ChrisW wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:56 pm

Did you notice his right tit hangs much lower than the left?
Tell me more....
Smithy1412 wrote: Fri Mar 31, 2023 10:08 pm If I was Simon, i would be tearing my ponytail out
Would be a change from him tearing the boards out.

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:25 am

Afternoon Session (1300 local time, 1200 BST)

Danny Noppert v Liam Maendl-Lawrance
Damon Heta v Brendan Dolan
Jose De Sousa v Lee Evans
Rob Cross v Steve Lennon
Joe Cullen v Alan Soutar
Dave Chisnall v Andrew Gilding
Josh Rock v Florian Hempel
Nathan Aspinall v Mario Vandenbogaerde

Evening Session (1900 local time, 1800 BST)

Jonny Clayton v Brian Raman
Dimitri Van den Bergh v Niko Springer
Peter Wright v Jose Justicia
Michael van Gerwen v Matt Campbell
Gerwyn Price v Ross Smith
Dirk van Duijvenbode v Gabriel Clemens
Martin Schindler v Raymond van Barneveld
Michael Smith v Mike De Decker
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Tommo » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:28 am

I hope Heta wins.
They're all here!

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:28 am

A Belgian for Clayton to snack on. Gagging.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Captain Hobo » Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:32 am

Tommo wrote: Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:28 am I hope Heta wins.
+1

Too much Dolan support here recently.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:45 am

Preferences this afternoon

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