2023 European Championship - Dortmund 26th-29th October

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:58 pm

Jesse Plemons isn't total shite
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:06 pm

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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:17 pm

I got barney fever.
and it sure feels good!
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:19 pm

skweezit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:17 pm I got barney fever.
and it sure feels good!
Does it involve losing your hair and/or cheating on your wife?
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:21 pm

Barney getting dicked on the Euro Tour stage by someone nicknamed 'Bertie' fells like it would be humourous
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:29 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:19 pm
skweezit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:17 pm I got barney fever.
and it sure feels good!
Does it involve losing your hair and/or cheating on your wife?
no.
I just like the taste of nyquil.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:30 pm

Nevermind
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:30 pm

barney army, baby!
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:34 pm

skweezit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:29 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:19 pm
skweezit wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:17 pm I got barney fever.
and it sure feels good!
Does it involve losing your hair and/or cheating on your wife?
no.
I just like the taste of nyquil.
Good to hear (read). Cheating on women is a vile thing.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:36 pm

Barney is inevitable and that's our dream
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:39 pm

who's van barneveld got tomorrow?
martin schindler.
gonna be wall wreckin' time.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Smithy1412 » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:39 pm

Or will he be wrecked by the wall?
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by .Scatman. » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:48 pm

Whistling krauts in the crowd.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:49 pm

.Scatman. wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:48 pm Whistling krauts in the crowd.
Whistling Kunts.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Smithy1412 » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:49 pm

Wizard is smashing the treble 20 up (literally)
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by ChrisW » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:51 pm

Great timing for the 180.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by ChrisW » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:52 pm

Do find it funny these German prospects always seem to get hammered at the wrong moment.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by skweezit » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:52 pm

sometimes the camera angle makes gabriel clemens look like just a big fat guy instead of the towering giant that he is.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:54 pm

Off you fuck Burton cunt.
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Re: 2023 European Tour

Post by Smithy1412 » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:55 pm

Everyone looks fatter on the telebox. Nobody's fault, that's technology for you
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