What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by sennafan24 » Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:19 pm

Neil Duff is not a credible world champion.
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:19 pm

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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by sennafan24 » Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:24 pm

Ted Hankey would have beaten Taylor in 2000.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:32 pm

The age limit for the PDC World Youth Championship. Try it and see how long it takes for someone to mention tennis.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by sennafan24 » Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:36 pm

The WDF players do not deserve to be in the GSOD.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Suspect Device » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:09 pm

Throw bloke who threw a full can of beer at Bristow was a good way to start an argument. The great man carried on and won the match. Shook Jocky's hand and walked off stage.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:18 pm

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:09 pm Throw bloke who threw a full can of beer at Bristow was a good way to start an argument. The great man carried on and won the match. Shook Jocky's hand and walked off stage.
You may want to mute the audio, mind...


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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:43 pm

Why would anyone want to talk about darts, let alone argue about it?
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Re: What are the best ways to start snooker arguments?

Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:44 pm

That’s better.
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Re: What are the best ways to start snooker arguments?

Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:50 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:44 pm That’s better.
Let's use a rainbow ball instead of the blue.
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Re: What are the best ways to start snooker arguments?

Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:51 pm

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:50 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:44 pm That’s better.
Let's use a rainbow ball instead of the blue.
I beg to differ.
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Re: What are the best ways to start snooker arguments?

Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:53 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:51 pm
Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:50 pm
Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:44 pm That’s better.
Let's use a rainbow ball instead of the blue.
I beg to differ.
You're stuck in the past Bob. Just make the baize the colours of the transgender flag then.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Suspect Device » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:08 pm

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:18 pm
Suspect Device wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:09 pm Throw bloke who threw a full can of beer at Bristow was a good way to start an argument. The great man carried on and won the match. Shook Jocky's hand and walked off stage.
You may want to mute the audio, mind...


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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Rogg » Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:32 am

PDC v BDO? Was this debate ever had?
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Smithy1412 » Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:42 am

"The BDO was better than the PDC until 2020"
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Cooking with Sandra » Thu Mar 23, 2023 11:26 am

Smithy1412 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:42 am "The BDO was better than the PDC until 2020"
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 26, 2023 6:04 pm

Which is more difficult? A 9-darter or a snooker 147?
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Rogg » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:16 am

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Mar 26, 2023 6:04 pm Which is more difficult? A 9-darter or a snooker 147?
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:24 am

Rogg wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:16 am
Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Mar 26, 2023 6:04 pm Which is more difficult? A 9-darter or a snooker 147?
There'd be a lot fewer 147s if the crowd started yelling after 4 reds and blacks had been potted.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

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