Darts players as football clubs

[Rogg]

I just decided that Tottenham are Adam Smith-Neale.

Which football clubs best represent which darts players?

[Rogg]

Wolfie is clearly Accrington Stanley. A sort of ancient novelty act.

[Jimmi]

I just decided that Tottenham are Adam Smith-Neale.

Which football clubs best represent which darts players?

Could also be Chizzy?

[thegentle]

I just decided that Tottenham are Adam Smith-Neale.

Which football clubs best represent which darts players?

Peter Wright is Mr Pozzo, an eccentric man who changes his tools like a girl changes clothes

[Rogg]

I just decided that Tottenham are Adam Smith-Neale.

Which football clubs best represent which darts players?

Could also be Chizzy?

Aw no. Surely there is something less vile than Spurs for the yellow legend. I would have said Newcastle until oil cunts.

[Rogg]

Goldfinches as Leicester works on a few levels.

[Jimmi]

I just decided that Tottenham are Adam Smith-Neale.

Which football clubs best represent which darts players?

Could also be Chizzy?

Aw no. Surely there is something less vile than Spurs for the yellow legend. I would have said Newcastle until oil cunts.

Everton?
Or is that even worse?

[thegentle]

I just decided that Tottenham are Adam Smith-Neale.

Which football clubs best represent which darts players?

Could also be Chizzy?

Aw no. Surely there is something less vile than Spurs for the yellow legend. I would have said Newcastle until oil cunts.

Sadly for Chizzy, it checks out! Mardell could also be Tottenham, a constant Cinderella who also happens to be a fan

[DeepFriedRat]

Doug and Barney- Man United and Arsenal

MVG- Man City

Price- Chelsea

Bristow- Liverpool

Lowe- Forest/ Aston Villa

Cross- Leicester

Smith- Newcastle

Humphries- Tottenham

Clayton- Brighton

[Rogg]

I just decided that Tottenham are Adam Smith-Neale.

Which football clubs best represent which darts players?

Could also be Chizzy?

Aw no. Surely there is something less vile than Spurs for the yellow legend. I would have said Newcastle until oil cunts.

Everton?
Or is that even worse?

Slighter better.

I think Smith-Neale needs to be massively downgraded on reflection!

[Rogg]

Doug and Barney- Man United and Arsenal

MVG- Man City

Price- Chelsea

Bristow- Liverpool

Lowe- Forest/ Aston Villa

Cross- Leicester

Smith- Newcastle

Humphries- Tottenham

Clayton- Brighton

Doug certainly Man United. He likened himself to them often enough, a very Doug move.

I think Barney might be a good fit for Leeds. Wouldn't want to waste Arsenal on him.

[Greipel]

Doug and Barney- Man United and Arsenal

MVG- Man City

Price- Chelsea

Bristow- Liverpool

Lowe- Forest/ Aston Villa

Cross- Leicester

Smith- Newcastle

Humphries- Tottenham

Clayton- Brighton

Lice as Chelsea is very true.

[Rogg]

Lowey or Part should maybe be Arsenal. Prominent across a long time and forum sweethearts.

[thegentle]

Lowey or Part should maybe be Arsenal. Prominent across a long time and forum sweethearts.

I think Barney as Arsenal are a great fit, a genuine rival to the best in the land for a while, but eventually got ground down, suffered some painful defeats and fell into the pack

[Randall]

Lowey or Part should maybe be Arsenal. Prominent across a long time and forum sweethearts.

I think Barney as Arsenal are a great fit, a genuine rival to the best in the land for a while, but eventually got ground down, suffered some painful defeats and fell into the pack

They never gave up mid game and made excruciating speeches though

[Rogg]

Lowey or Part should maybe be Arsenal. Prominent across a long time and forum sweethearts.

I think Barney as Arsenal are a great fit, a genuine rival to the best in the land for a while, but eventually got ground down, suffered some painful defeats and fell into the pack

They never gave up mid game and made excruciating speeches though

Then Spurs it is.

[TheMalteseDart]

Adrian Lewis could be Barcelona, an unstoppable force in Europe for a while but now getting binned off in the early knockout rounds of the Europa League

[Rogg]

Lowey or Part should maybe be Arsenal. Prominent across a long time and forum sweethearts.

I think Barney as Arsenal are a great fit, a genuine rival to the best in the land for a while, but eventually got ground down, suffered some painful defeats and fell into the pack

Ground down, you say...

[Rogg]

Scott Waites - Celtic

[DeepFriedRat]

Lowey or Part should maybe be Arsenal. Prominent across a long time and forum sweethearts.

I think Barney as Arsenal are a great fit, a genuine rival to the best in the land for a while, but eventually got ground down, suffered some painful defeats and fell into the pack

and now back at the top table among the best!*

Exclamation not for Arsenal, fuck em