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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by The Thorn » Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:29 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:26 pm
Fucking idiot shit cunt
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by .Scatman. » Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:32 pm

What a bitter little man, massive chip on his shoulder after making a career out of an opponents mistake.
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Rogg » Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:34 pm

Translated: "I played Bristow and Taylor"

sigh. did you aye
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Mabbsy » Sat Feb 11, 2023 6:32 pm

shenmue wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:58 pm Cm punk is so bad he could have his own howler thread, I really hope the cunt wakes up without the ability to talk
Agreed but nobody would be able to update it regularly enough, it's every sentence which comes out of his trap.

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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by shenmue » Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:22 pm

Agreed, utter cunt.

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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:24 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:29 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:26 pm
Fucking idiot shit cunt
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:56 pm

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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by .Scatman. » Sat Feb 11, 2023 9:38 pm

So he makes a living out of the 138 checkout, still parading around with it on his shirt 40 years later but gets touchy when people mention it.

Bizarre.
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by shenmue » Sat Feb 11, 2023 9:48 pm

Daft cunt

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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Rogg » Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:09 pm

"Managed a player to World Championships"

Surreal.
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Rogg » Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:14 pm

Dollar hadn't even qualified for lakey for years heading into the split. His high ranking in the PDC was because they only had about 10 players.
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Pigpen » Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:41 pm

Scholten on comms!

"He doesn't give a toss"
"He's cocked it up"

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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:42 pm

'Larger than life' by the Backstreet Boys playing while John Part and Darryl Fitton are throwing practice darts after the break
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Rogg » Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:43 pm

Part checks out 129 on 119?
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:47 pm

Rogg wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:43 pm Part checks out 129 on 119?
Yeah that was odd. 25, T18, Bull

He got it next throw too, going the normal way of 19, T20, D20
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:57 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:07 pm Nicholshite lost to Pyke, Turner and Adam Smith last time in the whos the worst on comms poll. Wonder if he could win it now.
Pyke is still worse, just.

Nicho is a clear 2nd.
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Feb 12, 2023 12:09 am

Turner is hard done by being bottom 3
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Feb 12, 2023 12:09 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Feb 12, 2023 12:09 am Turner is hard done by being bottom 3
Agreed. She's okay
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by Safc » Sun Feb 12, 2023 12:14 am

Part has a scoring visit of 3
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Re: World Seniors Howlers thread

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sun Feb 12, 2023 12:18 am

Captain Hobo wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:57 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:07 pm Nicholshite lost to Pyke, Turner and Adam Smith last time in the whos the worst on comms poll. Wonder if he could win it now.
Pyke is still worse, just.

Nicho is a clear 2nd.
Rod Studd is completely fucking shite
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