2023 PDC Q-School

[Jimmi]

Good stats DFR.

Some people really have no employment

Yes, you.

[The Thorn]

Good stats DFR.

Some people really have no employment

Yes, you.

I love you mate

[Jimmi]

Good stats DFR.

Some people really have no employment

Yes, you.

I love you mate

Love you too

[Suspect Device]

Where's my post?
Scotsman Jim Walker (a retired firefighter
I'll have you know) smashed the England captain. Clocked out 116 to win 5-2. Hurrell had a bitch fit at Jim after he lost. No one knows what happened.

Jim said it ruined his day. I told him fuck him, he's the England captain. He was more than happy after that. Still fit as fuck whilst carrying a Belly full of beer.

Everyone at the darts knows Jim's a great bloke. See if I can find out what happened tomorrow from the captain's wife

Jackanory

[Suspect Device]

Where's my post?
Scotsman Jim Walker (a retired firefighter
I'll have you know) smashed the England captain. Clocked out 116 to win 5-2. Hurrell had a bitch fit at Jim after he lost. No one knows what happened.

Jim said it ruined his day. I told him fuck him, he's the England captain. He was more than happy after that. Still fit as fuck whilst carrying a Belly full of beer.

Everyone at the darts knows Jim's a great bloke. See if I can find out what happened tomorrow from the captain's wife

Hurrell seems a bit of a bellend

You actually think this happened?

I was stood the other side of the barrier and thought here's an idea...I'll make something up because I've nothing better to do

[The Thorn]

Wouldn't mind banning this tedious cunt

[Safc]

Gone

[TheMalteseDart]

Why I’ve found him both entertaining and tedious at times. It’s not a multiple

[The Thorn]

Why I’ve found him both entertaining and tedious at times. It’s not a multiple

I'm sure his posts about killing, raping and dismembering people will offer plenty of value elsewhere

[TheMalteseDart]

Why I’ve found him both entertaining and tedious at times. It’s not a multiple

I'm sure his posts about killing, raping and dismembering people will offer plenty of value elsewhere

Why do you think he’s Dennis the menace out of interest?

[The Thorn]

Why I’ve found him both entertaining and tedious at times. It’s not a multiple

I'm sure his posts about killing, raping and dismembering people will offer plenty of value elsewhere

Why do you think he’s Dennis the menace out of interest?

I was on about Dennis not Device ffs

Dennis' blatantly racist post above was deleted and he was banned

[TheMalteseDart]

Why I’ve found him both entertaining and tedious at times. It’s not a multiple

I'm sure his posts about killing, raping and dismembering people will offer plenty of value elsewhere

Why do you think he’s Dennis the menace out of interest?

I was on about Dennis not Device ffs

Dennis' blatantly racist post above was deleted and he was banned

Apologies. I didn’t know Dennis posted. Thought you was on about Device.

Good move, boring as fuck multiple

[The Thorn]

I am fine with Device he is definitely an interesting character, he is very likely to be original

[TheMalteseDart]

Harsh from me seeing Thorn say the words tedious cunt and me think it’s about suspect device

[The Thorn]

Aren't we all

[CaleyFanSquidster]

I see Mr MacDonald is 9th on the order of merit table on 3pts and a +14 leg difference so I would imagine another couple of wins tomorrow or Wednesday should be enough to get through to the next phase.

I also noticed a few other Jocks but further down the pecking so they'd all have to have good days over the next couple of days unfortunately.

I did have high hopes for Ryan Hogarth but he's letting me down lol and will likely miss out on the final phase as I can't see him do much tomorrow or Wednesday .

[Captain Hobo]

Tbf I don't think he is. Because DBG worked out straight away he was Bob Singleton and the times he's said he's going out to play and then has appeared in tournaments on darts atlas matches up.

He qualified for the UK Open once and got dicked by Big Willie O'Connor. So he's officially the most successful dart player who's a regular poster ever to be on the forum

O'Connor used to post in here. In fact he had the most posts on the forum

what was his name?

Someone claimed JC was O'Connor. Probably as a wind-up - https://community.betfair.com/darts/go/ ... comeHeader

Cheers

DartsnBooze on that thread was Robbie Singleton. He posted when he qualified for the UK Open, and it seems likely he is Suspect Device (I'm not sure why DBG calls him Bob though)

[Greipel]

Come on Strbik, getting one more point would done the job.

[Malanax]

[Rogg]

UK School Day 1 average: 79.43

EU School Day 1 average: 74.16