Darts or any stories - Are they Bullshit, Rumours, or True?

[TheMalteseDart]

2 and 3 probably not true

[tungsten tossers]

1,2 and 5 true ?

[Suspect Device]

3 of these are true, 2 are not....Lets see who can work out which is which....

1) I only ever practice with used/worn flights and stems, I have a drawer filled with them.

2) I don't own any other type of darts except for the ones I use.

3) I practice barefoot at home and wear something with long sleeves (Jumper or Long sleeve top)

4) At comps I practice while holding my pint in my right hand while throwing

5) Every time I have been to Villa Park to either play darts or watch football I have ended up with the shits the day after.

The brain twist is telling us 3/5 are true. Are you sure?

1) I did this in my low grade playing days - True

2) I'd say you have more than 3 darts that are the same - True

3) I practiced for years barefoot no matter what Bobby George said. Always in long sleeves? Nah, way too hot in summer - Bullshit

4) I've done this throwing some darts but not continuously - Bullshit

5) This seems most likely as Villa Park and Shit only appear in a sentence if you support a rival team. Add that with Alcohol and dodgy food - True

Nice one Dave. Enjoyed that

[Jimmi]

It's no surprise that you are absolute scum a shite human being

[daveboygreen]

3 of these are true, 2 are not....Lets see who can work out which is which....

1) I only ever practice with used/worn flights and stems, I have a drawer filled with them.

2) I don't own any other type of darts except for the ones I use.

3) I practice barefoot at home and wear something with long sleeves (Jumper or Long sleeve top)

4) At comps I practice while holding my pint in my right hand while throwing

5) Every time I have been to Villa Park to either play darts or watch football I have ended up with the shits the day after.

The brain twist is telling us 3/5 are true. Are you sure?

1) I did this in my low grade playing days - True

2) I'd say you have more than 3 darts that are the same - True

3) I practiced for years barefoot no matter what Bobby George said. Always in long sleeves? Nah, way too hot in summer - Bullshit

4) I've done this throwing some darts but not continuously - Bullshit

5) This seems most likely as Villa Park and Shit only appear in a sentence if you support a rival team. Add that with Alcohol and dodgy food - True

Nice one Dave. Enjoyed that

2, 4 and 5 are true....

1 - Flights and stems get binned as soon as they look worn or damaged.
3 - I never throw barefoot but do sometimes practice in long sleeves if it is very cold.

[HalloweenJack]

It's no surprise that you are absolute scum a shite human being

Thank you Thorn.

But I have a fucking long way to go to get to your level.

DBG 1 Thorn 0

[Jimmi]

It's no surprise that you are absolute scum a shite human being

Thank you Thorn.

But I have a fucking long way to go to get to your level.

DBG 1 Thorn 0

Nah

[Ross, Bob]

It's no surprise that you are absolute scum a shite human being

Thank you Thorn.

But I have a fucking long way to go to get to your level.

DBG 1 Thorn 0

Nah

Let’s just celebrate that Dave finally won something.

[Jimmi]

It's no surprise that you are absolute scum a shite human being

Thank you Thorn.

But I have a fucking long way to go to get to your level.

DBG 1 Thorn 0

Nah

Let’s just celebrate that Dave finally won something.

And without dropping a leg.
Unlike Toon Greebe

[The iron chicken]

Here we go, a quick 1234.

1 I once got stuck in a lift with an angry Gary Anderson after a disagreement with Rachel.
2 I once walked into a pub with Mrs Iron and ended up drinking with Eric Bristow til 2am.
3 Peter Wright has a 16ft Christmas tree in his house.
4 Mrs Iron went out 151 against Ted Hankey while he was pissed trying to hit 2 double ones.

As a caveat, Oches banned from answering he'll know.

[The Thorn]

4 false

[The iron chicken]

4 is true.

[The iron chicken]

Ted was livid.

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[daveboygreen]

Unless you knew Eric previous to it....I think 2 is false.

[The iron chicken]

I knew Eric from Merseyside. We had a chat and he remembered. He was giving an exbo pre I'm a celeb, sat with him all night never paid for a drink, was hungover for three days.

[Jimmi]

Ted was livid.

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Hope he didn’t rape her afterwards.

[The iron chicken]

To old.

[Suspect Device]

In a lift with Gando?
Wright's 16 foot Christmas tree.

As you said the other 2 were true I'm going for a full house. All true

[Suspect Device]

What a coincidence as I also have a lift story and a Bristow one:

Here's 6 of the best - True or Bullshit?

1) I once got into a lift with Ted Hankey.

2) I attended the Matchplay in Blackpool and afterwards went for a curry. It was a bit lively inside and I looked over and there was the man himself, the legend Eric Bristow MBE holding court with everyone around him in hysterics.

3) I hit back to back 180's in a tournament against my neighbour Nigel Heydon.

4) George Noble refereed a match I won that qualified me for a major pdc event.

5) I made my county debut winning the match on D4.

6) I was running late for my flight from Heathrow to New York and had to leave my darts behind at the airport.

I might make some more up next time...

[daveboygreen]

Which of these 3 are true....

1) I once played a best of 3 match only on scoring throws allowed to score on bullseye and 25's as a bet for a pint and won.

2) I once played a dart team on my own after their match was cancelled and played 6 singles matches and won all 6.

3) I once played with straws on my darts instead of flights for a tenner and won finishing on 160.

4) I once had a bounce out that smashed the pint glass of someone sitting outside the pub as the window was open just as they lifted it to take a drink from it.

5) I once played someone using their darts as a bet for their darts against £25 and won but felt sorry for him and gave the darts back to him.

6) I once sat on the same table at a cafe having breakfast with Rod Harrington before a UK open regional final in London and let on that I had no idea who he was.