Fallon Sherrock shits herself again thread.

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Post by oche balboa » Tue Nov 22, 2022 9:43 am

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Batten down the hatches!!! It's long as fuck!!!

Belly has finally got over the winning line in a premier pdc event so let's now take a look at Fallon Sherrock...

Once upon a time...fast forward and we have Fallon making noises in the ladies game. Deta's took her under her wing and she's not only enjoying her darts, she's climbing the rankings and is now a player to look out for in the ladies system.

Her face balloons with the side effects of medication following the birth of her child. At this stage she's still not a household name. Being a darts betting nerd I recall her being just 5/1, 6/1 for the Women's world championships.

Now touted as a future champion Fallon keeps progressing winning titles across uk and Europe. She's repeatedly beaten in women's world Championships year after year.

Then comes a break through as she's rewarded for her losses with a spot at Ally Pally. Both pdc and sky kick start the hype and true to form the British public, ie, darts punters/pissheads get sucked in and so it begins...Fallon Fever has arrived.

Step forward young Ted Evetts, an exceptionally talented dart player, he's also a qualified chef. Ted was part of a youth team with Fallon as the captain.

Fallon and Ted draw each other and the mayhem begins. Ted is not only English, he's one of the politest and nicest dart players you're likely to meet.

From the first dart to the last, Ted is heckled and abused by the baying mob. Reason being that he is playing a woman who has been hyped to the hilt. It's a fascinating match up that goes to a deciding set. I still expected Ted to win, but Fallon is brilliant on her finishing and hits the winning double.

Next round she played Mensur, who folded and gave up. Dobey brought the curtain down on Fallon's winning run with a no nonsense display.

The pdc/sky hype machine goes into overdrive as Fallon becomes headline news around the world. A world that few women would know who she was, back then and to this day other than darts people.

Billy Jean is losing her mind even though it's likely she don't know one end of a dart to the other. And on it goes. Hyperbole of bollocks!

Lockdown arrives and bang go all the lucrative world series events for Fallon. Fear not as Modus online darts from home is created. Pdc get in on the act and even win an award for something that wasn't their idea such is the bullshit clout Uncle Barry holds.

Fallon is seen enjoying her darts, with her kid in the background playing at the bottom of the stairs. She wins her fair share of matches and even plays against Phil Taylor.

Lockdown ends and darts returns to live venues. The ladies tour re-starts but where's Fallon? She is nowhere to be seen, but then pops up at darts exhibitions in Europe.

Modus league starts up in Southampton with Fallon onboard? Her management starts to control her career which includes swerving the Women's tour. Let's not forget the many times she entered Q School and failed to get a tour card.

Travel restrictions due to covid plus other concerns leaves the field for Women's world Championship short of players. As the next highest ranked player in the BDO system, Fallon Sherrock is invited. Having earlier declined an invitation she accepts a 2nd invitation and excitement builds on Twitter.

A day or two later she declines the invite. This is fair enough, she must have an exhibition or something else lined up by her management. It transpires there's fuck all. She is at Lakeside but not to play but cheer on her lunatic boyfriend Menzies.

To this very day not one person has said why Fallon didn't take part in the women's world Championship. That fat cunt had the nerve to say when Beau won it this year it wasn't a world championship in his eyes because the best players weren't in it.

Lisa Ashton was a pro tour card holder and ineligible. Fallon was nowhere to be seen as she'd distanced herself from the woman's game.

The women's series is created with the top 8 qualifying for the world Matchplay in what is clearly a marketing tool to further hype the pdc by using Fallon.

Fallon not only qualifies but wins the Matchplay. This also gives her a spot in the grand slam. She flies across the world to take part in the world series. This includes New York, and if I'm not mistaken, Australia and New Zealand.

Fallon is in demand spending hours a day doing press conferences. She puts her poor performances down to this and says she knows where she went wrong and will address it. In her next event the poor form continues and it is exactly that, poor form.

Meanwhile back in the uk Beau is cleaning up title after title and heads to Germany where she wins all 4 womens series events.

With Lisa clear at the top and guaranteed her place, this puts Beau within a shout of catching Fallon for the 2nd spot in the pdc world Championships at ally Pally.

The last 4 events take place in uk and Bobbi is losing her mind on Twitter. Beau is rampant and wins both events on the Saturday. With 2 events to go on the following day Beau is breathing fire. Fallon is under the cosh but responding well until she comes up against an inspired performance from Mikuru who not only beats her but this drops to 3rd place after Beau wins her 3rd event of the weekend and 7th event in a row.

This is it, the match that decides everything as Fallon takes on Beau in a match she has to win. Both are in outstanding form. Then comes a defining moment in women's darts from Beau as she takes out 148 finish that caused a spontaneous roar from the ladies watching on the screen behind the curtain.

Beau won the next leg, then hammered Mikuru in the final with 107 average and sealed her spot at ally Pally along with Lisa in a series clearly set up by pdc for Fallon to be milked to near extinction.

Beau won all 8 events she entered and became the new darting darling. Typical Beau shrugged off her achievements saying she wasn't bothered if she qualified or not but in this telling statement she said "if I enjoy my darts I win." Beau and Bobbi then went searching out a KFC. So incredibly laid back and only 18 years of age.

Roll on November, Fallon's form has dipped with more poor performances. She plays in the grand slam and her opening 2 matches shows no sign of improvement.

A press conference takes place, but where or when this happened I've yet to find out. There is a clue as Fallon said "last weekend when I played Beau...." this would mean the press conference took place 1 or 2 weeks before the grand slam yet the press release only came to light after Fallon had lost both her opening group matches.

What was the reasoning behind the delay if there was one and why slate the women?

Fallon's statement was telling in that her bubble was bursting at an unstoppable speed. This I put down to 3 factors, maybe 4. Her management, pdc, sky, even Fallon herself.

Who did she blame in all this? Why of course the women who cheered Beau's sensational 148 finish. It put her off and made her feel uncomfortable.

Really? Go back to the beginning when a baying crowd did everything to put Ted off and not once did Fallon do anything to stop it. Nothing, nowt, zilch.

"The Haters." Exactly who are these haters and why do they behave the way they do? I see countless comments saying how Fallon has been used and this is the main crust of it. She went along with her management and pdc/sky who simply used her for commercial gain.

She is no longer accepted on the Women's tour. Lie no1.

She'd rather play against the men. Lie no2.

She had the option to play on the Challenge Tour against the men. Also playing were women she sited as friends in Lorraine and Corrine. Lisa was also playing. No love lost between those two.

Lisa remains active on the CT and frequents modus league. She returns to the super series tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Fallon is nowhere to be seen.


Fallon in her younger years was like Beau, enjoying her darts and sponsored to travel uk and Europe to pick up ranking points while playing for a pittance.

They say money is the root of all evil and Fallon happily took it.

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The Thorn wrote: Tue Nov 22, 2022 10:25 am
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Post by Suspect Device » Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:17 pm

Loved this interview. That's the Fallon I remember of old.

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Thanks Device, just failed No Nut November coz of this
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The Thorn wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:42 pm Thanks Device, just failed No Nut November coz of this
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vizIIsto wrote: Thu Dec 01, 2022 5:56 pm
The Thorn wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 10:42 pm Thanks Device, just failed No Nut November coz of this
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Re: Fallon Sherrock shits herself again thread.

Post by Suspect Device » Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:43 am

Is anyone gonna post the real reason Fallon accepted the WDF world Championship only to get pulled out by her management?

Her management, pdc and sky are one of the same. Money first, Fallon second
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Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:43 am Is anyone gonna post the real reason Fallon accepted the WDF world Championship only to get pulled out by her management?

Her management, pdc and sky are one of the same. Money first, Fallon second
Just post it yourself mate
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Post by Suspect Device » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:02 am

The Thorn wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:45 am
Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:43 am Is anyone gonna post the real reason Fallon accepted the WDF world Championship only to get pulled out by her management?

Her management, pdc and sky are one of the same. Money first, Fallon second
Just post it yourself mate
I can't. This has never been answered
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Re: Fallon Sherrock shits herself again thread.

Post by The Thorn » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:03 am

Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:02 am
The Thorn wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:45 am
Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:43 am Is anyone gonna post the real reason Fallon accepted the WDF world Championship only to get pulled out by her management?

Her management, pdc and sky are one of the same. Money first, Fallon second
Just post it yourself mate
I can't. This has never been answered
I'll ask Fallon when I see her this weekend
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Post by Suspect Device » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:06 am

The Thorn wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:03 am
Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:02 am
The Thorn wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:45 am
Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:43 am Is anyone gonna post the real reason Fallon accepted the WDF world Championship only to get pulled out by her management?

Her management, pdc and sky are one of the same. Money first, Fallon second
Just post it yourself mate
I can't. This has never been answered
I'll ask Fallon when I see her this weekend
You do that. Tell her I saw her twin Felicia Blay last weekend. She had no hate from her fellow competitors.
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Re: Fallon Sherrock shits herself again thread.

Post by The Thorn » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:07 am

Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:06 am
The Thorn wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:03 am
Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:02 am
The Thorn wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:45 am
Suspect Device wrote: Fri Dec 02, 2022 12:43 am Is anyone gonna post the real reason Fallon accepted the WDF world Championship only to get pulled out by her management?

Her management, pdc and sky are one of the same. Money first, Fallon second
Just post it yourself mate
I can't. This has never been answered
I'll ask Fallon when I see her this weekend
You do that. Tell her I saw her twin Felicia Blay last weekend. She had no hate from her fellow competitors.
Felicia is a nice girl too
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Post by Suspect Device » Fri Dec 02, 2022 1:37 am

Felicia has darker hair with one thing in common
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Post by oche balboa » Fri Dec 02, 2022 7:50 am

“You aren’t playing in a competition that’s beneath you”
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Dec 02, 2022 9:00 am

I suspect Fallon herself accepted it, only for her management to find out and blackballed her.
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Post by Suspect Device » Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:26 pm

I was leaning towards Fallon as a leading light for the doors it's opened for the ladies, but that interview with kiss up Barrs has undone all the good work. He really is a slimey fucker. Would love to bump into him and tell him to his face, whilst putting him right on a few things.
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Re: Fallon Sherrock shits herself again thread.

Post by Mabbsy » Sun Dec 04, 2022 1:13 am

Qualify for the pro tour, earn your place on merit like everyone else.
If you don't then fuck off.

Is that enough ?

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