Question for DFR and Malt

Post by **The Thorn** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:07 pm

You are allowed to have sex with Ryan Joyce. But it has to be a threesome with Paula Jacklin.

Do you take it? Yes or no?

Post by **TheMalteseDart** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:41 pm

I am heterosexual and therefore only admire Joyce in a platonic sense. Therefore the answer is no, but thank you for your question.

Post by **The Thorn** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:42 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:41 pm I am heterosexual and therefore only admire Joyce in a platonic sense. Therefore the answer is no, but thank you for your question.

Fair answer mate.

Let's say what if there was a woman who looked similar to Joyce. No beard or body hair of course but a similar shape and facial features.

Would you have a go?

Barrysmore · Post by **Barrysmore** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:46 pm

I'd take it gladly. Bet Paula knows her way around a strap-on.

Post by **TheMalteseDart** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:50 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:42 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:41 pm I am heterosexual and therefore only admire Joyce in a platonic sense. Therefore the answer is no, but thank you for your question.
Fair answer mate.

Let's say what if there was a woman who looked similar to Joyce. No beard or body hair of course but a similar shape and facial features.

Would you have a go?

Nahhhh

Post by **Greipel** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 10:13 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:42 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:41 pm I am heterosexual and therefore only admire Joyce in a platonic sense. Therefore the answer is no, but thank you for your question.
Fair answer mate.

Let's say what if there was a woman who looked similar to Joyce. No beard or body hair of course but a similar shape and facial features.

Would you have a go?

Bob Ross more likely.

Post by **DeepFriedRat** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:44 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:07 pm You are allowed to have sex with Ryan Joyce. But it has to be a threesome with Paula Jacklin.

Do you take it? Yes or no?

Given my disasterclass in the 'Talking to Women' thread the other week, it can't get much worse.

Sadly it's a no, although my love for Ryan will never die.

Post by **The Thorn** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:46 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:44 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:07 pm You are allowed to have sex with Ryan Joyce. But it has to be a threesome with Paula Jacklin.

Do you take it? Yes or no?
Given my disasterclass in the 'Talking to Women' thread the other week, it can't get much worse.

Sadly it's a no, although my love for Ryan will never die.

Like I asked Malt

Let's say what if there was a woman who looked similar to Joyce. No beard or body hair of course but a similar shape and facial features.

Would you have a go?

Post by **DeepFriedRat** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:51 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:46 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:44 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:07 pm You are allowed to have sex with Ryan Joyce. But it has to be a threesome with Paula Jacklin.

Do you take it? Yes or no?
Given my disasterclass in the 'Talking to Women' thread the other week, it can't get much worse.

Sadly it's a no, although my love for Ryan will never die.
Like I asked Malt

Let's say what if there was a woman who looked similar to Joyce. No beard or body hair of course but a similar shape and facial features.

Would you have a go?

So like Beau Greaves then?

Post by **The Thorn** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:52 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:51 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:46 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:44 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:07 pm You are allowed to have sex with Ryan Joyce. But it has to be a threesome with Paula Jacklin.

Do you take it? Yes or no?
Given my disasterclass in the 'Talking to Women' thread the other week, it can't get much worse.

Sadly it's a no, although my love for Ryan will never die.
Like I asked Malt

Let's say what if there was a woman who looked similar to Joyce. No beard or body hair of course but a similar shape and facial features.

Would you have a go?
So like Beau Greaves then?

That's a fair comparison actually

She's 18 now so fair game

Post by **DeepFriedRat** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:03 am

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:52 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:51 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:46 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:44 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:07 pm You are allowed to have sex with Ryan Joyce. But it has to be a threesome with Paula Jacklin.

Do you take it? Yes or no?
Given my disasterclass in the 'Talking to Women' thread the other week, it can't get much worse.

Sadly it's a no, although my love for Ryan will never die.
Like I asked Malt

Let's say what if there was a woman who looked similar to Joyce. No beard or body hair of course but a similar shape and facial features.

Would you have a go?
So like Beau Greaves then?
That's a fair comparison actually

She's 18 now so fair game

No for me personally

Although she seems more fun than a lot of the other women players

Post by **The Thorn** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:05 am

I think women darts players are underrated fuckability wise. I can think of dozens I would happily spend the night with

Post by **DeepFriedRat** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:10 am

The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:05 am I think women darts players are underrated fuckability wise. I can think of dozens I would happily spend the night with

Dozens?

List 24 names then

Post by **Jimmi** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:17 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:10 am
The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:05 am I think women darts players are underrated fuckability wise. I can think of dozens I would happily spend the night with
Dozens?

List 24 names then

Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
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Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin
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Paula Jacklin
Paula Jacklin

Post by **The Thorn** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:26 am

Fallon
Lorraine
Aileen
Suzuki
Sakaguchi
Sato
Steenbergen
Rietbergen
Hutchinson
The Fair Corinne
Turner
Byrne
O'Brien (chloe!!!)
Anastasia
Fallon's sister
Hyde
Kewish
Gallagher
Ratty's wife
Hospodarska
Rahmani
Cairns
Danielle Ashton
Kirton

Post by **DeepFriedRat** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:34 am

The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:26 am Fallon
Lorraine
Aileen
Suzuki
Sakaguchi
Sato
Steenbergen
Rietbergen
Hutchinson
The Fair Corinne
Turner
Byrne
O'Brien (chloe!!!)
Anastasia
Fallon's sister
Hyde
Kewish
Gallagher
Ratty's wife
Hospodarska
Rahmani
Cairns
Danielle Ashton
Kirton

and you missed the best of the lot in Milkowski

Post by **The Thorn** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:37 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:34 am
The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:26 am Fallon
Lorraine
Aileen
Suzuki
Sakaguchi
Sato
Steenbergen
Rietbergen
Hutchinson
The Fair Corinne
Turner
Byrne
O'Brien (chloe!!!)
Anastasia
Fallon's sister
Hyde
Kewish
Gallagher
Ratty's wife
Hospodarska
Rahmani
Cairns
Danielle Ashton
Kirton
and you missed the best of the lot in Milkowski

I was going down in the womens series rankings so that explains it

Post by **DeepFriedRat** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:40 am

The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:37 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:34 am
The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:26 am Fallon
Lorraine
Aileen
Suzuki
Sakaguchi
Sato
Steenbergen
Rietbergen
Hutchinson
The Fair Corinne
Turner
Byrne
O'Brien (chloe!!!)
Anastasia
Fallon's sister
Hyde
Kewish
Gallagher
Ratty's wife
Hospodarska
Rahmani
Cairns
Danielle Ashton
Kirton
and you missed the best of the lot in Milkowski
I was going down in the womens series rankings so that explains it

Definitely have a soft spot for Ana

Hyde and Byrne are decent too

Post by **The Thorn** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:43 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:40 am
The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:37 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:34 am
The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon Nov 28, 2022 12:26 am Fallon
Lorraine
Aileen
Suzuki
Sakaguchi
Sato
Steenbergen
Rietbergen
Hutchinson
The Fair Corinne
Turner
Byrne
O'Brien (chloe!!!)
Anastasia
Fallon's sister
Hyde
Kewish
Gallagher
Ratty's wife
Hospodarska
Rahmani
Cairns
Danielle Ashton
Kirton
and you missed the best of the lot in Milkowski
I was going down in the womens series rankings so that explains it
Definitely have a soft spot for Ana

Hyde and Byrne are decent too

Man of culture there DFR. Ana and Rietbergen are my current front runners

Post by **TheMalteseDart** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 1:38 am

There was a Norwegian girl who made a final or semi final one time in the womens series who was hot, berry Van peers girlfriend, she’s up there

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