2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Safc » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:34 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:30 pm
Greipel wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:29 pm Fait play to Headshaker, such a nice win again under pressure.
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:34 pm

Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:32 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:30 pm
Greipel wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:29 pm Fait play to Headshaker, such a nice win again under pressure.
Handjobs all round if the great man beats Lice next
Me first
With umpteen pleasure Jim
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:35 pm

Let the Barney love-in commence

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:35 pm

Safc wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:34 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:30 pm
Greipel wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:29 pm Fait play to Headshaker, such a nice win again under pressure.
Handjobs all round if the great man beats Lice next
You using my knob or yours
Depends if mine's over the line :D
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by shenmue » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:36 pm

Obesehead was excellent last 3 legs, all credit to him.

Baldinghead will kick himself for the bad start to the leg when throwing for the match, pressure got to him.

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Suspect Device » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:37 pm

Gezzy is all the rage. Throws 1st and shortened into 1/5. Tough night ahead for headshaker.
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:37 pm

sennafan24 wrote:That was a great game in fairness.

Shame Belly won.
Concise and correct.

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:37 pm

Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:32 pm
Tommo wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:31 pm Has the adulterous postman played Price before?
Apart from the other night.
Probably when RVB conned his way to a PL spot
Barney's unbeaten vs Price on tv

- The win the the other day

- Beat him in the Slam group stages in 2017

- Also beat him on the floor about 3 weeks ago

- Two PL meetings- Barney win in 2018 and a terrible draw in 2019

- Another Doyen win to win the World Cup for Holland one year
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:37 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:32 pm
Tommo wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:31 pm Has the adulterous postman played Price before?
Apart from the other night.
Probably when RVB conned his way to a PL spot
Barney's unbeaten vs Price on tv

- The win the the other day

- Beat him in the Slam group stages in 2017

- Also beat him on the floor about 3 weeks ago

- Two PL meetings- Barney win in 2018 and a terrible draw in 2019
Great stats there DRF

Conclusion: Barney gets shafted 16-4
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm

Well, I have to say... C'mon Lice

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm

Come on you shit bald cunt
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by skweezit » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm

ready for van barneveld...and no matter what happens against price,
let's send it out with full trumpets, wild and loud,
and for one final moment, gloriously alive.
to arms! to arms! barney army!

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by sennafan24 » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:39 pm

The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm Come on you shit bald cunt
Thorn attempting to motivate himself to approach a woman there.
The day the world stood still:
HalloweenJack wrote: Fri Apr 04, 2025 6:35 am Okay, I stand corrected.

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by The Thorn » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:39 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:39 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm Come on you shit bald cunt
Thorn attempting to motivate himself to approach a woman there.
Funny

Not!
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by shenmue » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:40 pm

Cunt alert

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:41 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:39 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm Come on you shit bald cunt
Thorn attempting to motivate himself to approach a woman there.
:D

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Tommo » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:41 pm

The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:38 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:37 pm
Jimmi wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:32 pm
Tommo wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:31 pm Has the adulterous postman played Price before?
Apart from the other night.
Probably when RVB conned his way to a PL spot
Barney's unbeaten vs Price on tv

- The win the the other day

- Beat him in the Slam group stages in 2017

- Also beat him on the floor about 3 weeks ago

- Two PL meetings- Barney win in 2018 and a terrible draw in 2019
Great stats there DRF

Conclusion: Barney gets shafted 16-4
Hopefully.
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by DeepFriedRat » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:41 pm

No nuclear alarm before Eye of the Tiger again is absolutely vile
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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:41 pm

shenmue wrote: Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:40 pmCunt alert
Harsh on Thorn, but fair

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Re: 2022 Grand Slam Of Darts

Post by Greipel » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:42 pm

DFR and TT, calling Smith as Headshaker is reasonable too.
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