Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

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Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Oct 24, 2022 11:54 pm

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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Oct 24, 2022 11:55 pm

On stage cuntishness 20
Off stage cuntishness 60
Charisma 60
Delusions of grandeur 5
Jobberness 5
Cloggerness 30 (The new Barney for the PL)
Chokerness 15
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Post by The Thorn » Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:09 am

On stage cuntishness 10
Off stage cuntishness 50
Charisma 80
Delusions of grandeur 0
Jobberness 0
Cloggerness 30
Chokerness 5
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Jimmi » Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:20 am

On stage cuntishness 15
Off stage cuntishness 25 (moaning bastard but he’s okay)
Charisma 60
Delusions of grandeur 1
Jobberness 20 (Lakeside Days)
Cloggerness 10
Chokerness 10
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Safc » Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:22 am

On stage cuntishness 1
Off stage cuntishness 25
Charisma 40
Delusions of grandeur 1
Jobberness 10
Cloggerness 15
Chokerness 10
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by sennafan24 » Tue Oct 25, 2022 1:36 am

On stage cuntishness 30
Off stage cuntishness 40
Charisma 70
Delusions of grandeur 10
Jobberness 30
Cloggerness 30
Chokerness 30
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Randall » Tue Oct 25, 2022 6:06 am

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Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Oct 25, 2022 8:26 am

On stage cuntishness 20
Off stage cuntishness 40
Charisma 60
Delusions of grandeur 10
Jobberness 15
Cloggerness 25
Chokerness 20

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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Tommo » Tue Oct 25, 2022 11:29 am

On stage cuntishness 20
Off stage cuntishness 30
Charisma 40
Delusions of grandeur 10
Jobberness 15
Cloggerness 25
Chokerness 20
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Oct 25, 2022 11:36 am

People putting some low scores for on stage cuntiness for Gando must be forgetting these





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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by sennafan24 » Tue Oct 25, 2022 3:35 pm

Jimmi wrote: Tue Oct 25, 2022 12:20 am Jobberness 20 (Lakeside Days)
This.

It's why I gave him a score of 30 for choking.

He was the best talent in the BDO between 2006 and 2009 by a decent margin, yet he won zero Lakeside or Masters titles.
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Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Tue Oct 25, 2022 3:46 pm

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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by DeepFriedRat » Tue Oct 25, 2022 7:25 pm

On stage cuntishness 90
Off stage cuntishness 90
Charisma 40
Delusions of grandeur 5
Jobberness 30
Cloggerness 40
Chokerness 20
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by shenmue » Wed Oct 26, 2022 4:56 am

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Cracking player but utter cunt, thanks for beating the prowler in the world final but it's time to retire.

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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Emulsfier » Wed Oct 26, 2022 11:35 pm

Result:

On stage cuntishness 40
Off stage cuntishness 56
Charisma 47
Delusions of grandeur 6
Jobberness 18
Cloggerness 27
Chokerness 19
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by Randall » Thu Oct 27, 2022 6:19 am

Cuntishness marks way too low
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Re: Darts Players Top Trumps #9 Gary Anderson

Post by shenmue » Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:49 pm

Cunt got very lucky there, outrageous results.

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