Post Your Dreams...

[D & B]

Quiet up one last night, remember scrapping and the cunt I was fighting grabbed hold of my left bollock really hard and squeezing.

It felt a bit tender when I woke up this morning....Bizarre

[Stran]

i dont remember my dreams that often but when i do there quite strange. although was my first night at home last night and my mrs woke up screaming saying there was a mouse in the pillow... obviously there wasnt lol

[Dartfrog]

Quiet up one last night, remember scrapping and the cunt I was fighting grabbed hold of my left bollock really hard and squeezing.

It felt a bit tender when I woke up this morning....Bizarre

Did it turn into a tender embrace?
Without trying to read too much into it squire it sounds like your a closet homosexual.

[D & B]

Quiet up one last night, remember scrapping and the cunt I was fighting grabbed hold of my left bollock really hard and squeezing.

It felt a bit tender when I woke up this morning....Bizarre

Did it turn into a tender embrace?
Without trying to read too much into it squire it sounds like your a closet homosexual.

Maybe he was checking my testicle for lumps, could be a sign....

[Dartfrog]

He's no doctor then if he's mixing up your buttock with your marbles.
Unless your testicles have now swollen to the same size as your buttocks in which case i think it's an undertaker you'll be needing soon mate not a doctor.

[D & B]

He's no doctor then if he's mixing up your buttock with your marbles.
Unless your testicles have now swollen to the same size as your buttocks in which case i think it's an undertaker you'll be needing soon mate not a doctor.

Are we talking about my dream or your fantasies, you are the one mentioning buttocks.


Are they firm and round by the way darling.

[Dartfrog]

Bollock thats even worse, have you ever self harmed before?

[D & B]

Bollock thats even worse, have you ever self harmed before?

Done a lot of things which were supposed to be pleasure and turned out rather unpleasent before. Does that count?

[Dartfrog]

You mean watching England during football tournaments? Yes that counts.

[D & B]

You mean watching England during football tournaments? Yes that counts.

Too true,

I was actually thinking about the times I've had to go down on a bird to receive the same in return.

Now, I find the process enjoyable,but....there were always those times when you were down and sniffing and the reverse gear was very difficult to find.

[Dartfrog]

You mean watching England during football tournaments? Yes that counts.

Too true,

I was actually thinking about the times I've had to go down on a bird to receive the same in return.

Now, I find the process enjoyable,but....there were always those times when you were down and sniffing and the reverse gear was very difficult to find.

Sometimes you have to brave it out.
I once went down on a bird only to find a piece of string sticking out her fanny, did i give up? no like the Romeo i am i plucked it out with my teeth.

[D & B]

You mean watching England during football tournaments? Yes that counts.

Too true,

I was actually thinking about the times I've had to go down on a bird to receive the same in return.

Now, I find the process enjoyable,but....there were always those times when you were down and sniffing and the reverse gear was very difficult to find.

Sometimes you have to brave it out.
I once went down on a bird only to find a piece of string sticking out her fanny, did i give up? no like the Romeo i am i plucked it out with my teeth.

Whilst at uni I slept with many of my housemates.

I was with one after a night on the town, when I awoke wet. Being heavier than her the dirty minx had pissed herself and it had ran down the mattress on to me (single bed). Luckily my room was next door, as I was now awake and too pissed the night before to lift a finger it was the perfect time to get it on. The first and only time I have indulged in (unintended) bedroom watersports.

[martin71109]

my dreams and stories are shit compared to these!