Genie in a bottle

[Dicie]

Ok, so you find a genie that gives you one wish, this wish must consist of you taking part in a major sporting event anywhere on this planet

What is the event

Why is it this event

How does this event turn out for you

[D & B]

World Cup - Football.

Boyhood dream.

Win 3 -2, setting up two and scoring the winner in the last minute. Followed by lots of sex with famous women.

[Dicie]

I suppose it would be at some stage in the 1980s, Lakeside stage, facing Bristow in the final of the world darts. Place packed, 6-6 in sets, 5-5 in legs, sudden death and Bristow wins the bull....

He kicks with 3 140s and doesnt return the board.

Why, its possibly the only stage iv really wanted to play on when it comes to tv darts.

I then retire from darts for 15 years and make my comeback winning the world masters

[Snakehipsx2]

What is the event - Lakeside

Why is it this event - Grown up watching it while playing darts in my bedroom imagining it was me up on the stage.

How does this event turn out for you - I win it obviously, in a 13 set thriller against Taylor who has returned to the BDO because he knows he will never be considered the best player ever until he has beaten me on the lakeside stage. At 6-0 down it isn't looking good but when Taylor starts to go off the boil a bit I step in with a succession of 11 & 12 dart legs. At 6-6 he hits a nine darter to break and I look dead & buried ............. then I hit a nine darter of my own to level the set at 2 legs all, we trade 12 darters for 6 more legs before it is sudden death. He wins the bull and kicks off the leg with back to back 180s, I reply with two 174s (two lucky snatches into t18). The fat cunt misses double 12 for the title and I step in to clean up 153, turn around, spit in his face and call him a cunt.

I've never thought about this before, honest.

[DrZoidberg]

id ask the genie for a ticket to watch snakeys scenario.

[M H]

What is the event - Lakeside

Why is it this event - Grown up watching it while playing darts in my bedroom imagining it was me up on the stage.

How does this event turn out for you - I win it obviously, in a 13 set thriller against Taylor who has returned to the BDO because he knows he will never be considered the best player ever until he has beaten me on the lakeside stage. At 6-0 down it isn't looking good but when Taylor starts to go off the boil a bit I step in with a succession of 11 & 12 dart legs. At 6-6 he hits a nine darter to break and I look dead & buried ............. then I hit a nine darter of my own to level the set at 2 legs all, we trade 12 darters for 6 more legs before it is sudden death. He wins the bull and kicks off the leg with back to back 180s, I reply with two 174s (two lucky snatches into t18). The fat cunt misses double 12 for the title and I step in to clean up 153, turn around, spit in his face and call him a cunt.

I've never thought about this before, honest.

This has to be be the best dream ever, if only I was good enough.......

[hang the dj]

Umpire in any women's beach volleyball event

[D & B]

Umpire in any women's beach volleyball event

Why be the umpire when you could be a grain of sand, imagine all the crooks and crannies you could get in.