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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:35 am

oche balboa wrote:Good morning gents
Wrong thread, but good morning anyway.


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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Jimmi » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:00 am

tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:50 am
daveboygreen wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!
You really are a delusional cunt.... Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:09 am

Jimmi wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:00 am
tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:50 am
daveboygreen wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!
You really are a delusional cunt.... Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Jimmi » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:11 am

tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:09 am
Jimmi wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:00 am
tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:50 am
daveboygreen wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!
You really are a delusional cunt.... Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:15 am

Or maybe Hitnan

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:16 am

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:38 am

tungsten tossers wrote:
daveboygreen wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!
You really are a delusional cunt....

Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman
I see the truce between yourself and DBG lasted about as long as the one in Ukraine.


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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Jimmi » Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:55 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:38 am
tungsten tossers wrote:
daveboygreen wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!
You really are a delusional cunt.... Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman
I see the truce between yourself and DBG lasted about as long as the one in Ukraine. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Randall » Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:54 pm

Time to enjoy the final then
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:58 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 3:54 pm Time to enjoy the final then
It was a bloody awful final, you will be skipping parts of it very quickly.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Mar 07, 2022 4:12 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 10:38 am
tungsten tossers wrote:
daveboygreen wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!
You really are a delusional cunt.... Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman
I see the truce between yourself and DBG lasted about as long as the one in Ukraine. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Dave cannot keep to anything... Once a drop of alcohol touches his lips he becomes " Instant wanker "..
Come to think of it, he is instant wanker when he is sober too....

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Rogg » Mon Mar 07, 2022 4:36 pm

Smith's self-loathing quest to be runner-up of absolutely everything is coming along beautifully.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Rogg » Mon Mar 07, 2022 4:40 pm

Twenty of these in the bin.

I always liked Norbit. 4 different Dutch players have now won it.



2003 - Phil Taylor def Shayne Burgess 18-8
2004 - Roland Scholten def John Part 11-6
2005 - Phil Taylor def Mark Walsh 13-7
2006 - Raymond van Barneveld def Barrie Bates 13-7
2007 - Raymond van Barneveld def Vincent van der Voort 16-8

2008 - James Wade def Gary Mawson 11-7
2009 - Phil Taylor def Colin Osborne 11-6
2010 - Phil Taylor def Gary Anderson 11-5
2011 - James Wade def Wes Newton 11-8
2012 - Robert Thornton def Phil Taylor 11-5

2013 - Phil Taylor def Andy Hamilton 11-4
2014 - Adrian Lewis def Terry Jenkins 11-1
2015 - Michael van Gerwen def Peter Wright 11-5
2016 - Michael van Gerwen def Peter Wright 11-4
2017 - Peter Wright def Gerwyn Price 11-6

2018 - Gary Anderson def Corey Cadby 11-7
2019 - Nathan Aspinall def Rob Cross 11-5
2020 - Michael van Gerwen def Gerwyn Price 11-9
2021 - James Wade def Luke Humphries 11-5
2022 - Danny Noppert def Michael Smith 11-10

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Randall » Mon Mar 07, 2022 4:55 pm

I did feel a bit sorry for Smith
Maybe I am human
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Mar 07, 2022 4:59 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 4:55 pm I did feel a bit sorry for Smith Maybe I am human
That is most unlike you Randy

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Randall » Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:03 pm

It is isn't it
I wanted to laugh but when he was stood at the back while Noppert was getting the trophy I felt kind of sorry for him
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Rogg » Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:03 pm

It's the grinners that Randolph can't cope with. He certainly can't accuse Smiffo of having appreciated getting his soul stripped bare in a tent.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Randall » Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:07 pm

That does get my gander up
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by daveboygreen » Mon Mar 07, 2022 5:19 pm

Smith shouldn't take it as a negative that he lost the final...He should take the positive from it in that it was his first UK open final so its still progress for him.

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