2022 UK Open

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by daveboygreen » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:45 am

Could fill my swimming pool with Thorns tears.

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by The Thorn » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:46 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:45 am
The Thorn wrote:No one fucking cares about the xenophobic bipolar cunt, fuck off
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I have not been crying at all. Smith would have obviously been my preference to win the final but all in all he still had a great tournament. And I like Noppert so I have nothing against him winning.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by The Thorn » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:46 am

daveboygreen wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:45 am Could fill my swimming pool with Thorns tears.
That if you had a swimming pool you absolute moron!
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by daveboygreen » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:47 am

I most certainly do....Now when are you coming round to fill it with you're tears?

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Keyz180 » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:55 am

Fuck off Smith. Love to say it. You could see him muttering at the end, proper arrogance


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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:57 am

If someone wants to be my best bud and work out who won the wooden spoon I would love you.
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Post by Barrysmore » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:00 am

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daveboygreen wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:45 am My dad rapes me
Says it all

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:12 am

Emulsfier wrote:If someone wants to be my best bud and work out who won the wooden spoon I would love you.
I'll work on it now Emuls, there's loads of them so far
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:18 am

Emulsfier wrote:If someone wants to be my best bud and work out who won the wooden spoon I would love you.
Wooden Spoon Winners

MARIO VANDENBOGAERDE
(lost to Van Dongen, who lost to Scutt, who lost to O'Connor)

TONY MARTINEZ
(lost to Burnett, who lost to Harrington, who lost to Lennon)

DIOGO PORTELA
(lost to Read, who lost to Montgomery, who lost to Wattimena)

SHAUN WILKINSON
(lost to Wilson, who lost to Henderson, who lost to Labanauskas)

VLADIMIR ANDERSEN
(lost to Clayson, who lost to Schmutzler, who lost to Lewis)

MATT GOOD
(lost to Kay, who lost to Wenig, who lost to Hempel)

SCOTT TAYLOR
(lost to Pietrezcko, who lost to Lerchbacher, who lost to Krcmar)

DOM TAYLOR
(lost to Hogan, who lost to Lauby, who lost to Boulton)

DARREN BEVERIDGE
(lost to Hendriks, who lost to Neyens, who lost to Nentjes)
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:19 am

I think Portaloo is the best answer.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:25 am

Emulsfier wrote:I think Portaloo is the best answer.
Yep Portela's the winner and Matt Good is the runner up

Portela's chain goes all the way to the semis where Smith beating Barry kills it

Good's chain ends in the QF where Smith beat Price
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Randall » Mon Mar 07, 2022 6:35 am

What did Smith average of he lost to sub 85?
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Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Mar 07, 2022 7:46 am

Randall wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 6:35 am What did Smith average of he lost to sub 85?
90.33

Smith was on 146 in the last leg after 12 darts, Noppert left 40. That is what cost him.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Randall » Mon Mar 07, 2022 7:54 am

It's literally never going to get any easier
Will look forward to watching it later
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Mar 07, 2022 7:56 am

Randall wrote:It's literally never going to get any easier
Will look forward to watching it later
3 legs in you cant see him losing.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:36 am

Randall wrote:It's literally never going to get any easier
Will look forward to watching it later
Smith started well. Noppert at times was 10 points behind him on the averages. As the finishing line got nearer, Smiths darts were going astray and he seemed to be snatching at them. At 10-10 the forum held its breath, most expecting what happened to happen.


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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:40 am

19 legs in I couldn't see him losing.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:42 am

Captain Hobo wrote:19 legs in I couldn't see him losing.
This is Michael Smith we are talking about.


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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:50 am

daveboygreen wrote: Sun Mar 06, 2022 9:36 pm It must have been my hitman that done it thinking O Connor was JC!!
You really are a delusional cunt....

Hitman my arse... you couldn't afford an action man let alone a hitman

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by oche balboa » Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:03 am

Good morning gents
The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:39 pm
Rather top myself than watch 1 minute of this shite

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