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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:08 am

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sennafan24 wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:02 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:01 am ITV quickly get the hell off right now, no analysis, bye bye, see you in September Absolutely seething ImageImage
Is that when darts is next on ITV?
World Series in the summer I reckon
World Series Finals in September is the next time you see Oatley, Mason and Warriner as it's usually Pyke (and used to be Harrington) who do the Aussie/NZ World Series events.

I'll hazard a guess that 2/3 of Dawson, Webster, Plastic Aussie Cunt or Murphy will go to those this year if they go ahead.

They usually say "this is when we're next on ITV, bye for now" to the camera kind of thing but nope. Absolutely livid they must be with that result.
I don’t tend to do conspiracy theory shit, but it was blatantly obvious how much they wanted Smith to win that game.


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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by The Thorn » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:09 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:06 am
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sennafan24 wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:02 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:01 am ITV quickly get the hell off right now, no analysis, bye bye, see you in September Absolutely seething ImageImage
Is that when darts is next on ITV?
World Series in the summer I reckon
World Series Finals in September is the next time you see Oatley, Mason and Warriner as it's usually Pyke (and used to be Harrington) who do the Aussie/NZ World Series events. I'll hazard a guess that 2/3 of Dawson, Webster, Plastic Aussie Cunt or Murphy will go to those this year if they go ahead. They usually say "this is when we're next on ITV, bye for now" to the camera kind of thing but nope. Absolutely livid they must be with that result.
If Pyke is doing them then I hope the whole place gets Molotov cocktailed
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by oche balboa » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:09 am

No one can moan now about the standard
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by phil the great » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:11 am

Smith currently smashing up his chalet. "I won the Shanghai Masters (thumps wall) - I had it (bathroom mirror - gone), I've been there (blood dripping down his arm, smashes the TV) I'm the chosen one"

I wouldn't trust him to hit those 3 targets tbh after tonight

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:11 am

Oatley- "huge congratulations to *that player* Danny Noppert"

That's disrespectful as hell
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Jimmi » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:12 am

phil the great wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:11 am Smith currently smashing up his chalet. "I won the Shanghai Masters (thumps wall) - I had it (bathroom mirror - gone), I've been there (blood dripping down his arm, smashes the TV) I'm the chosen one" I wouldn't trust him to hit those 3 targets tbh after tonight
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by The Thorn » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:12 am

oche balboa wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:09 am No one can moan now about the standard
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Post by Jimmi » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:12 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:12 am
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:12 am

DeepFriedRat wrote:Oatley- "huge congratulations to *that player* Danny Noppert"

That's disrespectful as hell
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:15 am

oche balboa wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:09 am No one can moan now about the standard
Eh?
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Safc » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:15 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:01 am ITV quickly get the hell off right now, no analysis, bye bye, see you in September Absolutely seething 😂😂
When Wright and Lice both got beat especially Lice you could tell they were seething absolutely embarrassing wiah this would happen on Sky as they are worse.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:16 am

HalloweenJack wrote:
DeepFriedRat wrote:Oatley- "huge congratulations to *that player* Danny Noppert"

That's disrespectful as hell
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She said it right at the very end before they advertised Forest vs Huddersfield

Couldn't believe it when I rewatched it there now
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Keyz180 » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:17 am

Hahahahaha fuck off smith. A great sight


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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by phil the great » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:19 am

Noppert's double 4 was a hell of a dart. I can understand why they are mad, they want a new face winning who's fast and entertaining, which Noppert isn't, he's one of the most boring players I've ever seen, keeps playing like that he'll be near the top of my list of players I want to lose just cos they are slow. Would say this is one of the most unlikely victories in PDC history, if anyone stuck a cheeky £5 on him they've made a fair bit of money

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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:19 am

No chance Noppert gets a Premier League pick based on that even if he's won a major
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by The Thorn » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:20 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:19 am No chance Noppert gets a Premier League pick based on that even if he's won a major
He won't. Get to another final and that might do it
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Jimmi » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:21 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:19 am No chance Noppert gets a Premier League pick based on that even if he's won a major
Should hoof Smith out and put Noppert in now.
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Re: 2022 UK Open

Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:21 am

The Thorn wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:09 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:06 am
The Thorn wrote:
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:02 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Mar 07, 2022 12:01 am ITV quickly get the hell off right now, no analysis, bye bye, see you in September Absolutely seething ImageImage
Is that when darts is next on ITV?
World Series in the summer I reckon
World Series Finals in September is the next time you see Oatley, Mason and Warriner as it's usually Pyke (and used to be Harrington) who do the Aussie/NZ World Series events. I'll hazard a guess that 2/3 of Dawson, Webster, Plastic Aussie Cunt or Murphy will go to those this year if they go ahead. They usually say "this is when we're next on ITV, bye for now" to the camera kind of thing but nope. Absolutely livid they must be with that result.
If Pyke is doing them then I hope the whole place gets Molotov cocktailed
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