Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

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Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 30, 2022 4:49 pm

Today Simon completely choked against Jose de Sousa.

Fuck off Shitlock.
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 30, 2022 4:50 pm

This thread was long overdue, well played Emu

Unlucky Shitlock, maybe next time you useless cunt :lol:
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Post by bullseye » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:15 pm

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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:15 pm

Fuck off Shitlock you fucking tramp

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Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:17 pm

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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:26 pm

Is that you and Jimmi?

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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:39 pm

I like Whitlock
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:42 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:39 pm I like Whitlock
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:45 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:39 pm I like Whitlock
We sort of expect it from you at this point.
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:46 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:45 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:39 pm I like Whitlock
We sort of expect it from you at this point.
If Stalin played darts Malt would go out his way to make excuses for him
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:35 pm

Malt would've cheered on Jimmy Saville if he had played in the Challenge Tour

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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:38 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:35 pm Malt would've cheered on Jimmy Saville if he had played in the Challenge Tour
"Who cares that he fucked those kids, look at how nice his throwing action is!"
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:42 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:38 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:35 pm Malt would've cheered on Jimmy Saville if he had played in the Challenge Tour
"Who cares that he fucked those kids, look at how nice his throwing action is!"
" They were gagging for it "

" Anyway, look at his darts shellsuit.... I want one for Jason"

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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:43 pm

Not saying I love him, I don’t really care whether he loses or not, just seems like a reasonably nice fella and I respect players who’ve managed to stay at a high level for a long time as not many do it
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by ILAD » Sun Jan 30, 2022 7:15 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:43 pm Not saying I love him, I don’t really care whether he loses or not, just seems like a reasonably nice fella and I respect players who’ve managed to stay at a high level for a long time as not many do it
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 30, 2022 7:16 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 30, 2022 6:43 pm Not saying I love him, I don’t really care whether he loses or not, just seems like a reasonably nice fella and I respect players who’ve managed to stay at a high level for a long time as not many do it
That's nice and all that but he could really have a bath
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by shenmue » Sun Jan 30, 2022 9:01 pm

Sick of watching the ugly cunt choke, did enjoy it when he beat the goblin on TV 2 or 3 times in a row though but i won't shed a tear when the Aussie cunt retires

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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by Jimmi » Sun Mar 06, 2022 2:50 pm

Belated bump.
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Mar 06, 2022 3:06 pm

Not even worth bumping this thread because the cunt is never winning anything again ffs
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Re: Fuck off Simon Shitlock thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Mar 06, 2022 4:17 pm

He is not even the top Aussie player now....

Shame there are no others about to get him out of the World Cup

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