2022 darting predictions thread

[tungsten tossers]

I know it’s all banter TT and I also know I’ll be proven right one day

[Jimmi]

TT is a cunt

[The Thorn]

Jimmi fuck off

[Jimmi]

No. You.

[The Thorn]

Prediction: Jimmi will continue to spout shite all year

[Jimmi]

Prediction: Jimmi will continue to spout shite all year

Thorn will continue to spout more shite.

[tungsten tossers]

TT is a cunt

+1 I know

[The Thorn]

TT is a cunt

+1 I know

The worst kept secret on the forum

[tungsten tossers]

TT is a cunt

+1 I know

The worst kept secret on the forum

lol

[HalloweenJack]

MISCELLANEOUS

- Price will have a massive meltdown with the crowd at next year's Worlds. The heat of losing World no.1 and title defence will lead to him losing the plot and saying something retarded to particular people in the crowd, leading to fines and controversy.

- Wright will cry at least 4 times in tv. He'll continue to do bizarrely pissed interviews but will remain professional and well liked.

- Barney will create fresh controversy by announcing that his new girlfriend is pregnant. Consequently, his new child will be younger than his four grandchildren.

- Speaking of Barney, his fan club will grow exponentially due to an influx of new members. Unfortunately, the forum will crash for weeks one day later.

- Sherrock will be picked for the Premier League regardless of her Q-school result. The Hearns will be embroiled in a massive Twitter spat with rejected top 32 players.

- At some point in the year, Barry Hearn will call certain players "ungrateful" without naming anyone. It'll be aimed towards Van Gerwen, Van den Voort and Price who will moan like fuck when Sherrock gets picked for the PL.

- Wade will do something racist that HJ will ignore.

- Clayton will continue to plaster, giving Stuart Pyke commentary material for the next 12 months. He will call it "brave".

- Dan Dawson will emerge on tv as a presenter, maybe Sky. He will also balloon to Part proportions before settling as the new funny fatman.

- Jim Williams will become a new villain for the forum by whining about commitments and ducking out of events last minute. Phill Barrs will defend him but verbally castrate men like Zoran Lerchbacher.

- Barrs will become a cunt to unforeseen heights when he campaigns for a "Women's Premier League" on Sky.

- Malt will find new jobber heroes from the Q-school graduates, one of which the majority of the forum will grow to despise, especially TT.

- DBG won't play Q School, ILAD finds it hilarious, Greipel will defend him, leading to more comical exchanges between the trio.

- Someone will get a freak injury and miss the whole year on tour. My money's on Merv.

- The World Seniors is a moderate success and P Douglas Taylor will play well but not win it. I'm not sure who will but it won't be Ted Hankey.

- The less said about Ted's future the better.

- The WDF Lakeside will go ahead and the standard will be shockingly alright. However, absolutely nobody will go to it and many of the confirmed entrants may not play as they're in the PDC.

- John Rawling will have a revival in the 'Shit Commentator' table after a quiet few months. However, Unbearable Prick Smith will win the new title as worst commentator.

- Clayton will win the new Forum Favourite player much to my delight.

Fucking hell my head hurts after reading all that


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[Malanax]

bunting won't make a tv quarter final this year

[shenmue]

He won't lose any weight either, obese cunt.

[skweezit]

michael van gerwen will win another major tournament.

simon whitlock trims the lemgth of his beard, but he doesn't want to talk much about it.

the forum falls in love with luke humphries.

chris dobey wins a pro tour tournament.

peter wright finally narrows his choice of darts down to only 17 different sets.

damon heta continues his rocketship ride up the OoM

dirk. not really a prediction. I just like saying dirk.

danny lauby wins a tour card.

the tables finally realize that they are in fact boring and readily join in on the chant themselves with gusto

[oche balboa]

Randall to launch a campaign for 2 million posts

[ILAD]

Randall to launch a campaign for 2 million posts

And what the fuck has that got to do with “darting predictions”?

[Randall]

2 million baguettes possibly

[Emulsfier]

So who had Ross the Toss wins a TC outright down?

[The Thorn]

I had him in the comp if that's something. Always supporting him. Love you Ross xx

[DeepFriedRat]

2023 World Championship Field

1. Peter Wright
2. Gerwyn Price
3. Michael Smith
4. Michael van Gerwen
5. Jonny Clayton
6. James Wade
7. Rob Cross
8. Gary Anderson
9. Ryan Searle
10. Luke Humphries
11. Dimitri van den Bergh
12. Joe Cullen
13. Jose de Sousa
14. Danny Noppert
15. Krzysztof Ratajski
16. Callan Rydz
17. Nathan Aspinall
18. Stephen Bunting
19. Brendan Dolan
20. Mervyn King
21. Dirk van Duijvenbode
22. Daryl Gurney
23. Dave Chisnall
24. Chris Dobey
25. Damon Heta
26. Ross Smith
27. Vincent van der Voort
28. Gabriel Clemens
29. Kim Huybrechts
30. Ian White
31. Mensur Suljovic
32. Ryan Joyce

Pro Tour

1. Martin Schindler
2. William O'Connor
3. Rowby-John Rodriguez
4. Raymond van Barneveld
5. Simon Whitlock
6. Florian Hempel
7. Rusty-Jake Rodriguez
8. Jamie Hughes
9. Adrian Lewis
10. Martijn Kleermaker
11. Keane Barry
12. Bradley Brooks
13. Darius Labanauskas
14. Mickey Mansell
15. Steve Lennon
16. Scott Waites
17. Jim Williams
18. Ted Evetts
19. Alan Soutar
20. Ritchie Edhouse
21. Maik Kuivenhoven
22. Jason Lowe
23. Mario Vandenbogaerde
24. Jose Justicia
25. Cameron Menzies
26. Scott Mitchell
27. Connor Scutt
28. John Henderson
29. Andy Boulton
30. James Wilson
31. Adam Hunt
32. Ryan Meikle

PDPA
Luke Woodhouse
Steve Beaton
Jason Heaver

Benelux
Richard Veenstra

SW Europe
Jesus Noguera

SE Europe
John Michael

E Europe
Krzysztof Kciuk

Germany
Lukas Wenig

PDC NB
Vladimir Andersen
Madars Razma

Challenge Tour
Matthew Edgar
Shaun McDonald

Development Tour
Nathan Rafferty
Sebastian Bialecki

North America
Danny Lauby
Leonard Gates
Jeff Smith

Asia
Paul Lim
Jun Matsuda
Kai Fan Leung
Lourence Ilagan

Women
Fallon Sherrock
Lisa Ashton

Others
Diogo Portela
Boris Koltsov
Nitin Kumar
Warren Parry
Raymond Smith
Tim Pusey

[sennafan24]

I think we've found someone who loves darts more than Rogg and PT13