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The 2021 Ally Pally Howlers Thread
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I know which one I'd rather shag. And I know who Randall would pick too
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"I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals."
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Put Lowe vs Corinne and he might have a tough choice
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Both at the same time.
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Re: The 2021 Ally Pally Howlers Thread
PDC World Championship Howlers
Pre Tournament
- Organising a Fantasy Competition 24 hours before the tournament begins & then they have an email issue which they sort out later
Day 1
- Mardle suggesting that the World number 54 can win this event, Even though he not in it
- Peter Hudson busts 80
- Stuart Pyke mentioning 10 times that Hudson was last in this event 9 years ago
- Ricky Evans starts off his match with 27
- John McDonald billing Richie Edhouse has winning "3 Euro titles" when he won none
Day 2
- Steve Lennon misses the board when going for 17
- Madars Razma misses the board when going for a big 20
- These both happened in the same leg
- Ryan Meikle needs 25 then hits a double 1
- Lisa Ashton's disastrous match
Day 3
- Laura Turner mentions that Patrik Kovacs is from the Czech Republic when he is actually from Germany
- On 20 Royston Lam hits 15 then going for 1 hits 20 to bust
- Lam goes for 2 D16s on 64 and misses the board with dart 1 Results in him going 14 for bull and misses
- When a player is 2-0 down Pearson bellows that "he has to win the set"
- Joe Murnan and Paul Lim match went on for a long time with no quality whatsoever
- Jermaine Wattimena crybaby attitude when he lost to Boris Koltsov
- Smith thinking Martin Adams has retired "He was a good darts player himself"
Day 4
- Yamada busts 140
- Mardle suggesting that Ian White can win the World Championship
- The Sky graphics putting double start up randomly during a game
- Stuart Pyke suggesting that Jim Williams played in the final at Lakeside, in fact it was the O2 in 2020
- Sky bias towards Ted Evetts during his match
- Nigel Pearson insisted Nick Kenny hit a 180 when it's was a 140
- MVG forgets his darts & then loses the 1st set
Day 5
- Laura Woods thinking that John Michael is a fan favorite with the crowd
- John Michael throwing at the bull with 3 darts in hand when Kleermaker is on a double to win the match
- A Scoreboard error suggesting (T19, D17) is the way to go for 91
- Scoreboard goes off during the Heaver/Mathers game for nearly 2 legs
- Wayne Mardle strangely comparing Fallon Sherrock to John Lowe
- Woods forgetting players names including "Her favourite" Simon Whitlock
- Laura Turner stating the obvious numerous times during the Beaton vs Sherrock match
Pre Tournament
- Organising a Fantasy Competition 24 hours before the tournament begins & then they have an email issue which they sort out later
Day 1
- Mardle suggesting that the World number 54 can win this event, Even though he not in it
- Peter Hudson busts 80
- Stuart Pyke mentioning 10 times that Hudson was last in this event 9 years ago
- Ricky Evans starts off his match with 27
- John McDonald billing Richie Edhouse has winning "3 Euro titles" when he won none
Day 2
- Steve Lennon misses the board when going for 17
- Madars Razma misses the board when going for a big 20
- These both happened in the same leg
- Ryan Meikle needs 25 then hits a double 1
- Lisa Ashton's disastrous match
Day 3
- Laura Turner mentions that Patrik Kovacs is from the Czech Republic when he is actually from Germany
- On 20 Royston Lam hits 15 then going for 1 hits 20 to bust
- Lam goes for 2 D16s on 64 and misses the board with dart 1 Results in him going 14 for bull and misses
- When a player is 2-0 down Pearson bellows that "he has to win the set"
- Joe Murnan and Paul Lim match went on for a long time with no quality whatsoever
- Jermaine Wattimena crybaby attitude when he lost to Boris Koltsov
- Smith thinking Martin Adams has retired "He was a good darts player himself"
Day 4
- Yamada busts 140
- Mardle suggesting that Ian White can win the World Championship
- The Sky graphics putting double start up randomly during a game
- Stuart Pyke suggesting that Jim Williams played in the final at Lakeside, in fact it was the O2 in 2020
- Sky bias towards Ted Evetts during his match
- Nigel Pearson insisted Nick Kenny hit a 180 when it's was a 140
- MVG forgets his darts & then loses the 1st set
Day 5
- Laura Woods thinking that John Michael is a fan favorite with the crowd
- John Michael throwing at the bull with 3 darts in hand when Kleermaker is on a double to win the match
- A Scoreboard error suggesting (T19, D17) is the way to go for 91
- Scoreboard goes off during the Heaver/Mathers game for nearly 2 legs
- Wayne Mardle strangely comparing Fallon Sherrock to John Lowe
- Woods forgetting players names including "Her favourite" Simon Whitlock
- Laura Turner stating the obvious numerous times during the Beaton vs Sherrock match
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Re: The 2021 Ally Pally Howlers Thread
This one hurt the most.oche balboa wrote:PDC World Championship Howlers
- Smith thinking Martin Adams has retired "He was a good darts player himself"
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You think Smith thought he retired? He definitely thinks he’s brown bread

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Smith thought he was a good player?TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon Dec 20, 2021 12:10 pm You think Smith thought he retired? He definitely thinks he’s brown bread
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He is right, Wolfie is a legend
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Fuck Sake!!!
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Re: The 2021 Ally Pally Howlers Thread
SORT OUT THE FORUM RANDALL
PDC World Championship Howlers
Pre Tournament
- Organising a Fantasy Competition 24 hours before the tournament begins & then they have an email issue which they sort out later
Day 1
- Mardle suggesting that the World number 54 can win this event, Even though he not in it
- Peter Hudson busts 80
- Stuart Pyke mentioning 10 times that Hudson was last in this event 9 years ago
- Ricky Evans starts off his match with 27
- John McDonald billing Richie Edhouse has winning "3 Euro titles" when he won none
Day 2
- Steve Lennon misses the board when going for 17
- Madars Razma misses the board when going for a big 20
- These both happened in the same leg
- Ryan Meikle needs 25 then hits a double 1
- Lisa Ashton's disastrous match
- Daryl Gurney busting into song after beating Ricky Evans
Day 3
- Laura Turner mentions that Patrik Kovacs is from the Czech Republic when he is actually from Hungary
- On 20 Royston Lam hits 15 then going for 1 hits 20 to bust
- Lam goes for 2 D16s on 64 and misses the board with dart 1 Results in him going 14 for bull and misses
- When a player is 2-0 down Pearson bellows that "he has to win the set"
- Joe Murnan and Paul Lim match went on for a long time with no quality whatsoever
- Jermaine Wattimena crybaby attitude when he lost to Boris Koltsov
- Smith thinking Martin Adams has retired "He was a good darts player himself"
Day 4
- Yamada busts 140
- Mardle suggesting that Ian White can win the World Championship
- The Sky graphics putting double start up randomly during a game
- Stuart Pyke suggesting that Jim Williams played in the final at Lakeside, in fact it was the O2 in 2020
- Sky bias towards Ted Evetts during his match
- Nigel Pearson insisted Nick Kenny hit a 180 when it's was a 140
- MVG forgets his darts & then loses the 1st set
Day 5
- Laura Woods thinking that John Michael is a fan favorite with the crowd
- John Michael throwing at the bull with 3 darts in hand when Kleermaker is on a double to win the match
- A Scoreboard error suggesting (T19, D17) is the way to go for 91
- Scoreboard goes off during the Heaver/Mathers game for nearly 2 legs
- Wayne Mardle strangely comparing Fallon Sherrock to John Lowe
- The #SmashingCeilings hashtag
- Woods forgetting playes names including "Her favourite" Simon Whitlock
- Laura Turner stating the obvious numerous times during the Beaton vs Sherrock match
PDC World Championship Howlers
Pre Tournament
- Organising a Fantasy Competition 24 hours before the tournament begins & then they have an email issue which they sort out later
Day 1
- Mardle suggesting that the World number 54 can win this event, Even though he not in it
- Peter Hudson busts 80
- Stuart Pyke mentioning 10 times that Hudson was last in this event 9 years ago
- Ricky Evans starts off his match with 27
- John McDonald billing Richie Edhouse has winning "3 Euro titles" when he won none
Day 2
- Steve Lennon misses the board when going for 17
- Madars Razma misses the board when going for a big 20
- These both happened in the same leg
- Ryan Meikle needs 25 then hits a double 1
- Lisa Ashton's disastrous match
- Daryl Gurney busting into song after beating Ricky Evans
Day 3
- Laura Turner mentions that Patrik Kovacs is from the Czech Republic when he is actually from Hungary
- On 20 Royston Lam hits 15 then going for 1 hits 20 to bust
- Lam goes for 2 D16s on 64 and misses the board with dart 1 Results in him going 14 for bull and misses
- When a player is 2-0 down Pearson bellows that "he has to win the set"
- Joe Murnan and Paul Lim match went on for a long time with no quality whatsoever
- Jermaine Wattimena crybaby attitude when he lost to Boris Koltsov
- Smith thinking Martin Adams has retired "He was a good darts player himself"
Day 4
- Yamada busts 140
- Mardle suggesting that Ian White can win the World Championship
- The Sky graphics putting double start up randomly during a game
- Stuart Pyke suggesting that Jim Williams played in the final at Lakeside, in fact it was the O2 in 2020
- Sky bias towards Ted Evetts during his match
- Nigel Pearson insisted Nick Kenny hit a 180 when it's was a 140
- MVG forgets his darts & then loses the 1st set
Day 5
- Laura Woods thinking that John Michael is a fan favorite with the crowd
- John Michael throwing at the bull with 3 darts in hand when Kleermaker is on a double to win the match
- A Scoreboard error suggesting (T19, D17) is the way to go for 91
- Scoreboard goes off during the Heaver/Mathers game for nearly 2 legs
- Wayne Mardle strangely comparing Fallon Sherrock to John Lowe
- The #SmashingCeilings hashtag
- Woods forgetting playes names including "Her favourite" Simon Whitlock
- Laura Turner stating the obvious numerous times during the Beaton vs Sherrock match
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I'm still struggling to work out who Royston Lam is ?
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Royden Lam's cousin from the Hertfordshire/Cambridgeshire borderMabbsy wrote:I'm still struggling to work out who Royston Lam is ?
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Fuck sake Safc.....Don't encourage the cunt
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I'm not sure the 91 can be classed as a howler as it's correct. Not the traditional route admittedly but it's correct
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Barney halfway up the stairs before McDonald stops screaming.
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Isn't it strange how others are lakeside champs but barney is a 5 time champion of the world.