hAPpy ST pADdys daY

[Justin Credible]

woke up this morning after getting in around 4 am ....think i tried to have sex with the wife but only getting flashbacks....when Iwoke up I was in the bed on my own with the 2 dogs lying across me...one of the bastards was halfway through consuming my boxer shorts which for some reason I was not wearing.The fucker will be puking that material up later.....ended up smoking for the first time in over 7 months and fell like a corpse that was pre heated in a microwave

[micko]

A good night so Gaz.

[hang the dj]

This will be my first St Patrick's Day in about 16 years I will not have a drink (wipes a tear away)

[Dicie]

woke up this morning after getting in around 4 am ....think i tried to have sex with the wife but only getting flashbacks....when Iwoke up I was in the bed on my own with the 2 dogs lying across me...one of the bastards was halfway through consuming my boxer shorts which for some reason I was not wearing.The fucker will be puking that material up later.....ended up smoking for the first time in over 7 months and fell like a corpse that was pre heated in a microwave

Drink and drugs involved so.

[micko]

woke up this morning after getting in around 4 am ....think i tried to have sex with the wife but only getting flashbacks....when Iwoke up I was in the bed on my own with the 2 dogs lying across me...one of the bastards was halfway through consuming my boxer shorts which for some reason I was not wearing.The fucker will be puking that material up later.....ended up smoking for the first time in over 7 months and fell like a corpse that was pre heated in a microwave

Drink and drugs involved so.

Guinness and viagra?

[Justin Credible]

A good night so Gaz.

unbelievable ...I was actually drinking in the pub I drank in for over 15 years every night......I got barred around 8 months ago when i lost the plot..only pub I ever got banned from..anyway buddy rang me up to say the owner was still in cheltenham and she will never know you were in....had a lock in , a sing song, ashtrays passed around and jukebox on full....good time.

Told the girl behind the bar the full story so as she would not put her foot in it when the queen bitch returned, but fair play to her she was just pissing herself laughing

[skweezit]

the food was soooo good.
corn beef, coddle soup, shepard's pie, irish stew, salmon,
mint peas, soda bread, assorted irish cheese tray...etc, etc....
a lot of the dishes I don't know the names of..
some sort of apples & greens shit or some cabbage shit in a cassarole dish, but
my descriptions might not sound as appetizing as they actually were.

anyways

last night's running toast at our annual st. patrick's day feast & drinkathon
was "storm the castle. steal the cattle. rrrg!"

can anybody chime in with a explanation of that, please?
I mean, don't get me wrong, it worked brilliantly for knocking
the sips back, but I'm a greenhorn as to the historical context or meaning.
Is it a real toast that you've heard of?

[Justin Credible]

aint a toast I am familar with skweezit but then again aint familar with all toasts, usually never wait for a toast

[TimmyB]

A good night so Gaz.

unbelievable ...I was actually drinking in the pub I drank in for over 15 years every night......I got barred around 8 months ago when i lost the plot..only pub I ever got banned from..anyway buddy rang me up to say the owner was still in cheltenham and she will never know you were in....had a lock in , a sing song, ashtrays passed around and jukebox on full....good time.

Told the girl behind the bar the full story so as she would not put her foot in it when the queen bitch returned, but fair play to her she was just pissing herself laughing

That doesn't sound like you JC.

[Justin Credible]

A good night so Gaz.

unbelievable ...I was actually drinking in the pub I drank in for over 15 years every night......I got barred around 8 months ago when i lost the plot..only pub I ever got banned from..anyway buddy rang me up to say the owner was still in cheltenham and she will never know you were in....had a lock in , a sing song, ashtrays passed around and jukebox on full....good time.

Told the girl behind the bar the full story so as she would not put her foot in it when the queen bitch returned, but fair play to her she was just pissing herself laughing

That doesn't sound like you JC.

it isn't....believe it or not I am a very mild mannered easy going bloke........she pissed me off because she served me a pint at around 4 in the morning as well as my buddies and shouted at us to hurry up and leave as it was late, I let rip that she should not have sold us the pint unless she was a hungry bitch,annoyed me at the time, my buddies just said nothing and kept quiet but I could not let it go.

[TimmyB]

There are some strange folk who run pubs. Some have no personal or hospitality skills.

[Justin Credible]

the bitch that runs that pub must be on her 14th boyfriend since i drank there.... a dyed blonde fat arsed money hungry cunt, childless whore of over 40 who falls over herself for anyone in a suit or might be well off.
The same cunts who would barely spend a penny yet the ordinary regulars who drank 7 nights a week and kept her shithole going are treated like shit.

Not one of her friends or boyfriend stood up for her that night as they knew that i was right and would have knocked the fuck out of them if they got involved.
While she was moaning at my friends and I the same suited pricks half who are fucking her gay brother had nothing in front of them but were there roaring and shouting and singing like a bunch of cats with a strangulated hernia...it was pissing me off big time so when she made a bee line to me and grabbed my arm and tried to lecture me then that was it.

[TimmyB]

the bitch that runs that pub must be on her 14th boyfriend since i drank there.... a dyed blonde fat arsed money hungry cunt, childless whore of over 40 who falls over herself for anyone in a suit or might be well off.
The same cunts who would barely spend a penny yet the ordinary regulars who drank 7 nights a week and kept her shithole going are treated like shit.

Not one of her friends or boyfriend stood up for her that night as they knew that i was right and would have knocked the fuck out of them if they got involved.
While she was moaning at my friends and I the same suited pricks half who are fucking her gay brother had nothing in front of them but were there roaring and shouting and singing like a bunch of cats with a strangulated hernia...it was pissing me off big time so when she made a bee line to me and grabbed my arm and tried to lecture me then that was it.

I take it you won't be going back?

[Justin Credible]

the bitch that runs that pub must be on her 14th boyfriend since i drank there.... a dyed blonde fat arsed money hungry cunt, childless whore of over 40 who falls over herself for anyone in a suit or might be well off.
The same cunts who would barely spend a penny yet the ordinary regulars who drank 7 nights a week and kept her shithole going are treated like shit.

Not one of her friends or boyfriend stood up for her that night as they knew that i was right and would have knocked the fuck out of them if they got involved.
While she was moaning at my friends and I the same suited pricks half who are fucking her gay brother had nothing in front of them but were there roaring and shouting and singing like a bunch of cats with a strangulated hernia...it was pissing me off big time so when she made a bee line to me and grabbed my arm and tried to lecture me then that was it.

I take it you won't be going back?

was in there friday night, as the cow was still in cheltenham and the girl behind the bar working had no idea who iwas but all the regulars knew but said nothing.
To save putting her in trouble i told her after a while so she would not put herself in trouble but she did not care even found it funny

[micko]

the bitch that runs that pub must be on her 14th boyfriend since i drank there.... a dyed blonde fat arsed money hungry cunt, childless whore of over 40 who falls over herself for anyone in a suit or might be well off.
The same cunts who would barely spend a penny yet the ordinary regulars who drank 7 nights a week and kept her shithole going are treated like shit.

Not one of her friends or boyfriend stood up for her that night as they knew that i was right and would have knocked the fuck out of them if they got involved.
While she was moaning at my friends and I the same suited pricks half who are fucking her gay brother had nothing in front of them but were there roaring and shouting and singing like a bunch of cats with a strangulated hernia...it was pissing me off big time so when she made a bee line to me and grabbed my arm and tried to lecture me then that was it.

I take it you won't be going back?

was in there friday night, as the cow was still in cheltenham and the girl behind the bar working had no idea who iwas but all the regulars knew but said nothing.
To save putting her in trouble i told her after a while so she would not put herself in trouble but she did not care even found it funny

Did she win?