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Tour card race 2021
Time is marching on, so who might we lose this year?
https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch
McGeeney, Wilson, Evetts, cunt Brown, Payne and Webster all look to be dead and buried.
Fashton has a free 12.5k coming from the GSoD and worlds so its a tossup if she will keep her card.
Pipe is utter crap at the moment, but he woke up at the right time before so we shall see if he is binned.
Hammer cunt looked good to be binned, but his performance today has that in doubt sadly.
With Krcmar, Soutar, the Postbox, Mitchell and gremlin Schindler all set to gain, the Wally darter, Edgar and Wayne Jones must be starting to really worry.
https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch
McGeeney, Wilson, Evetts, cunt Brown, Payne and Webster all look to be dead and buried.
Fashton has a free 12.5k coming from the GSoD and worlds so its a tossup if she will keep her card.
Pipe is utter crap at the moment, but he woke up at the right time before so we shall see if he is binned.
Hammer cunt looked good to be binned, but his performance today has that in doubt sadly.
With Krcmar, Soutar, the Postbox, Mitchell and gremlin Schindler all set to gain, the Wally darter, Edgar and Wayne Jones must be starting to really worry.


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None of those would be a loss really.
Hope Lisa keeps hers.
Hope Lisa keeps hers.
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Only ones I would like see keep are Evetts, Payne and Klaasen but only if they can regain some form.

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Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages

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I still think she shouldn't get the money on her ranking unless she qualifies the same way as everyone else.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:33 pm Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages

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Re: Tour card race 2021
Its hardly an equal playing field is itSafc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:34 pmI still think she shouldn't get the money on her ranking unless she qualifies the same way as everyone else.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:33 pm Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages

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Ashton will likely keep her card off 2 lots of Worlds and Slam money without winning a game where she beat a load of shit to get there. And even if she she fails she can still play the floor qualifiers for both aswell.Randall wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:38 pmIts hardly an equal playing field is itSafc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:34 pmI still think she shouldn't get the money on her ranking unless she qualifies the same way as everyone else.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:33 pm Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages

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It's all deeply unfair to the players ranked around her.Safc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:46 pmAshton will likely keep her card off 2 lots of Worlds and Slam money without winning a game where she beat a load of shit to get there. And even if she she fails she can still play the floor qualifiers for both aswell.Randall wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:38 pmIts hardly an equal playing field is itSafc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:34 pmI still think she shouldn't get the money on her ranking unless she qualifies the same way as everyone else.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:33 pm Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages

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Yep but I would laugh if she kept it ahead of Edgar or HamiltonRandall wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:50 pmIt's all deeply unfair to the players ranked around her.Safc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:46 pmAshton will likely keep her card off 2 lots of Worlds and Slam money without winning a game where she beat a load of shit to get there. And even if she she fails she can still play the floor qualifiers for both aswell.Randall wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:38 pmIts hardly an equal playing field is itSafc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:34 pmI still think she shouldn't get the money on her ranking unless she qualifies the same way as everyone else.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:33 pm Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages


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Would like to see Krcmar keep his card, but I don't think he will
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Safc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 9:20 pmYep but I would laugh if she kept it ahead of Edgar or HamiltonRandall wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:50 pmIt's all deeply unfair to the players ranked around her.![]()

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Re: Tour card race 2021
NOOOOOOOOOOO!Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:34 pm Time is marching on, so who might we lose this year?
https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch
McGeeney, Wilson, Evetts, cunt Brown, Payne and Webster all look to be dead and buried.
Fashton has a free 12.5k coming from the GSoD and worlds so its a tossup if she will keep her card.
Pipe is utter crap at the moment, but he woke up at the right time before so we shall see if he is binned.
Hammer cunt looked good to be binned, but his performance today has that in doubt sadly.
With Krcmar, Soutar, the Postbox, Mitchell and gremlin Schindler all set to gain, the Wally darter, Edgar and Wayne Jones must be starting to really worry.
But on a serious note, McGeeney, Little Webster and Bomber bastard are all completely fucked, especially McGeeney

I really hope Hamilton, Jones, De Decker, Edgar and especially RYAN MEIKLE flop and get to fuck.
Krcmar is a decent player but his hand licking routine is rank, worse than Hammercunt. So don't care if he loses it.
Others on the bubble are Sedlacek, Muzz Lightyear, Telnekes, Kenny and Borland. Only Borland is in the Ally Pally spots and of those lot, I'd like to see Evil Charlie stay the most. Kenny is just a shite Aspinall and Ross Montgomery love child.

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Thankfully looks like we'll get the jobber clear out of the following (until they win it back fuck sake)
Alan Tabernacle
Zombies Teehan and Noguera
Kai Fan Leung, who tbf plays alright and travels well but is so slow and boring
Hattie Jacques (who's 48 years old! Looks much older)
Beeney, sadly but valiant
Martin Atkins II
Harold Hardrada
and the invisible men cluster of Harms, Penhall, Siepmann and Cristo Reyes (yes, he's still on tour)
Alan Tabernacle
Zombies Teehan and Noguera
Kai Fan Leung, who tbf plays alright and travels well but is so slow and boring
Hattie Jacques (who's 48 years old! Looks much older)
Beeney, sadly but valiant
Martin Atkins II
Harold Hardrada
and the invisible men cluster of Harms, Penhall, Siepmann and Cristo Reyes (yes, he's still on tour)
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I never expected scabby to race up the OOM, but I also never expected him to be so shit..........DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:09 pmNOOOOOOOOOOO!Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:34 pm Time is marching on, so who might we lose this year?
https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch
McGeeney, Wilson, Evetts, cunt Brown, Payne and Webster all look to be dead and buried.
Fashton has a free 12.5k coming from the GSoD and worlds so its a tossup if she will keep her card.
Pipe is utter crap at the moment, but he woke up at the right time before so we shall see if he is binned.
Hammer cunt looked good to be binned, but his performance today has that in doubt sadly.
With Krcmar, Soutar, the Postbox, Mitchell and gremlin Schindler all set to gain, the Wally darter, Edgar and Wayne Jones must be starting to really worry.
But on a serious note, McGeeney, Little Webster and Bomber bastard are all completely fucked, especially McGeeney![]()
He really has been toilet... Webby seems to have had his time, as has biscuit...
Pipe losing his card would be fantastic, and if he could take finger licker with him, that would be superb...
I am sure that there will be a few twists though..
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I think Wilson, Webster and Pipe are a cut above the usual tour dropouts and make a good fist of Q-school if they lose it.tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:20 pmI never expected scabby to race up the OOM, but I also never expected him to be so shit..........DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:09 pmNOOOOOOOOOOO!Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:34 pm Time is marching on, so who might we lose this year?
https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch
McGeeney, Wilson, Evetts, cunt Brown, Payne and Webster all look to be dead and buried.
Fashton has a free 12.5k coming from the GSoD and worlds so its a tossup if she will keep her card.
Pipe is utter crap at the moment, but he woke up at the right time before so we shall see if he is binned.
Hammer cunt looked good to be binned, but his performance today has that in doubt sadly.
With Krcmar, Soutar, the Postbox, Mitchell and gremlin Schindler all set to gain, the Wally darter, Edgar and Wayne Jones must be starting to really worry.
But on a serious note, McGeeney, Little Webster and Bomber bastard are all completely fucked, especially McGeeney![]()
He really has been toilet... Webby seems to have had his time, as has biscuit...
Pipe losing his card would be fantastic, and if he could take finger licker with him, that would be superb...
I am sure that there will be a few twists though..
At least McGeeney will add youth to the WDF revival


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I think I remember Pipe saying that if he were to lose his card he wouldn't go to Q-school.DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:25 pmI think Wilson, Webster and Pipe are a cut above the usual tour dropouts and make a good fist of Q-school if they lose it.tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:20 pmI never expected scabby to race up the OOM, but I also never expected him to be so shit..........DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:09 pmNOOOOOOOOOOO!Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 7:34 pm Time is marching on, so who might we lose this year?
https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch
McGeeney, Wilson, Evetts, cunt Brown, Payne and Webster all look to be dead and buried.
Fashton has a free 12.5k coming from the GSoD and worlds so its a tossup if she will keep her card.
Pipe is utter crap at the moment, but he woke up at the right time before so we shall see if he is binned.
Hammer cunt looked good to be binned, but his performance today has that in doubt sadly.
With Krcmar, Soutar, the Postbox, Mitchell and gremlin Schindler all set to gain, the Wally darter, Edgar and Wayne Jones must be starting to really worry.
But on a serious note, McGeeney, Little Webster and Bomber bastard are all completely fucked, especially McGeeney![]()
He really has been toilet... Webby seems to have had his time, as has biscuit...
Pipe losing his card would be fantastic, and if he could take finger licker with him, that would be superb...
I am sure that there will be a few twists though..
At least McGeeney will add youth to the WDF revival![]()
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I see the logic, but then again it's the same for every international qualifier or players who win through youth tournaments. People never seem to bring that up, only when it's the women. I don't think it's possible to make a system that's entirely fair. Some players will always benefit more than others.Safc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:34 pmI still think she shouldn't get the money on her ranking unless she qualifies the same way as everyone else.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:33 pm Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages
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I agree with the international qualifiers and youth aswell mate if you have a tour card you shouldn't be allowed to play any other qualifier apart from the pdpa one.The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 12:30 amI see the logic, but then again it's the same for every international qualifier or players who win through youth tournaments. People never seem to bring that up, only when it's the women. I don't think it's possible to make a system that's entirely fair. Some players will always benefit more than others.Safc wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:34 pmI still think she shouldn't get the money on her ranking unless she qualifies the same way as everyone else.TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Aug 04, 2021 8:33 pm Pipes not even averaging crap half the time
It’s a joke if Ashton gets bailed out by tv tournaments, she must be near the bottom in the yearly averages
